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[IamanElfCollaborator]

Charge through the door, and convert/kill everything for the glory of the God-Director!

And preach that any man in orange armor with strange logos on the suit are the servants of evil, bent on corrupting the world with crowbars and darkness.

[Teneb]

You charge foward through the door, and the hallway past it, preaching about the land promised to all headcrabs by the Director, a land called Ravenholme. You are preparing to say more about this promised land when you hear gunfire and human speech ahead. The speech is kind of muffled but it's something about getting hostiles.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Kill the infidels.

[Guardian G.I.]

Beware of infidel machine guns!

[Thecard]

And infidel crowbars.

[Teneb]

You can't see any infidels yet, but you can sure hear them.


(Sorry about the lack of answers, had some hard drive problems)

[Strategia]

If the ceiling is within reach, and appropriately structured, place your followers upside-down on the ceiling, so they can drop down on the infidels when they come and nom on their delicious brains.

If it isn't, anoint (in the blood of your host, natch) one of your followers the Holy Knight of the Order of St. Leeroy Jenkins and send him ahead towards the shouting and gunfire, and see what happens.

[Teneb]

Unfortunately headcrabs can't walk on the ceiling.

Despite such a grave defeat, you annoint one of your recruits as a holy knight of the order of St. Raaargh Leeroy Jenkins and send him ahead to scout for you. After a few minutes you hear gunfire and a muffled human voice saying "stupid crab-thing".

[Strategia]

Mourn the loss of the brave knight and vow to build a memorial to him with the bones of those who murdered him. You know, eventually.

Look around. What's in this corridor besides a now-open door, our headcrabolytes, and the ceiling?

[X-03]

Look around. What's in this corridor besides a now-open door, our headcrabolytes, and the ceiling?

Seconded. Would second other part, but you have to almost fully et about 4 people to get enough bones for a shrine.

[Guardian G.I.]

Are there any vent shafts around us?

[Teneb]

There are no vents around. You are in a short and rather featureless corridor that connects the room you came from to another, much bigger, room. From what you can see from where you stand, the room before you contains a lot of crates and some suspended metal walkways.

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

PTW.

Carefully look around big room.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Open the crates and take their innards.

[Teneb]

So, this is now running again. I stopped updating this because I hadn't planned ahead and was forced to create new stuff on the fly. That is no longer the case: I have made out some plans that will allow the game to keep running for quite some time as long as people keep suggesting actions. The game will continue from the last action, in this case looking inside the big room ahead.

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The room stretches for about 70 meters, ending in a wall with a single door. It is also filled with crates of all sizes and has two conveyor belts running through it, each entering and leaving the room through a small tunnel at each end. Looking up you see two sets of catwalks, deployed on two levels. The lower catwalk is about 4 meters above the ground, and the upper catwalk is another 3 meters above the lower one. On the same level as the higher catwalks is another conveyor belt, this one suspended mid-air as it crosses the room, with a setup similar to the ones on the ground floor.

On the lower catwalks, near you, is a human whose clothes have a camouflage pattern, wearing a helmet and a gas man, and wielding a gun.

How shall you proceed?