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[Teneb]

You press the button. This causes a siren to go off and the door starts to slowly rise. It looks like it may take a minute for it to rise completely, so you could do something in that time.

[Xantalos]

Dramatic battle positions, everyone! GO!!!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Attempt to preach the Word of the Director, using Fuzz-So-Dah if needed.

[Descan]

Make a song on your rib bones.

[Thecard]

Wear squiddy on head as holy hat of Fuzz-So-Dah.

[Guardian G.I.]

Remind yourself that every person who is wearing a yellow armor with a funny letter label is very dangerous for your general well-being.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Especially if they have a beard and glasses.
ESPECIALLY if they have a nametag saying 'Gordon' or 'Freeman'.

[Guardian G.I.]

On a completely unrelated note...

[Teneb]

You kind of space out for a long time and forget the door is opening. The headcrabs are starting to get worried, but you reassure them that you were simply communing with the God-Director.

^{Sorry for the small pause, but the game's back running now.}

[Xantalos]

Hide on the wall right next to the door, then wait and see what comes out. If hostile, ambush and destroy.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Convert them for the glory of Breen!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Breen? HERETIC.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Silence, fool, for only the Prophet may speak the Director's name and deem any man a heretic.

(Prophet being the head headcrabman.)

[Guardian G.I.]

Convert them for the glory of Breen!

No, we are not fighting for some lowly human! In fact, Breen is not the true name of the Director. The true name (and weight) of the Director shall not be named, or else we'll be frozen in time for eternity!

[Teneb]

You preach the Word of the Director to the assembled headcrabs. They appear to like what they hear and are eager to carry the Director's divine will.

Nothing comes through the door.