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Author Topic: You are a headcrab: A suggestion game - Reboot  (Read 11517 times)

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Re: You are a headcrab: A suggestion game - Cult of the Director
« Reply #135 on: October 01, 2012, 09:39:07 pm »

You run fowards shouting Fuzz So Da.

In the room there are 4 headcrabs fighting a bullsquid. There are 3 dead crabs lying nearby. Your grand entrance distracts the bullsquid, allowing one of the crabs to give it a few light wounds.
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Re: You are a headcrab: A suggestion game - Cult of the Director
« Reply #136 on: October 01, 2012, 09:51:29 pm »

Use power of Fuzz-So-Dah, and if needed claws, to kill bull squid!
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Re: You are a headcrab: A suggestion game - Cult of the Director
« Reply #137 on: October 01, 2012, 09:57:44 pm »

Use power of Fuzz-So-Dah, and if needed claws, to kill bull squid!
FUZZ SO DAH
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Re: You are a headcrab: A suggestion game - Cult of the Director
« Reply #138 on: October 02, 2012, 06:57:52 pm »

You shot Fuzz So Da again and try to close the distance to the bullsquid. You are about to leap at it with your claws when it spits acid on you. You are melting! ... Well, not really, but your host has gained a few wounds. You manage to get into melee range before it can spit again.

After a somewhat tense battle in which you clawed and the bullsquid did it's best to chew on your host's leg, you stand victorious, the slain beast dead at your feet. Another victory for the God-Director! The surviving headcrabs bask in your holy glory.


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Re: You are a headcrab: A suggestion game - Cult of the Director
« Reply #139 on: October 02, 2012, 07:06:51 pm »

Et.
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Re: You are a headcrab: A suggestion game - Cult of the Director
« Reply #140 on: October 02, 2012, 07:19:16 pm »

You et. It is delicious.
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Re: You are a headcrab: A suggestion game - Cult of the Director
« Reply #141 on: October 02, 2012, 07:24:01 pm »

Rub belly. ((Now that he has finally et, my work is done. Peace out. *smoke-bomb*))
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Re: You are a headcrab: A suggestion game - Cult of the Director
« Reply #142 on: October 02, 2012, 07:36:59 pm »

Did squiddy leave any bones?

if yes, create a holy weapon with the bones of the fallen!
for the god-director!
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Re: You are a headcrab: A suggestion game - Cult of the Director
« Reply #143 on: October 02, 2012, 07:58:15 pm »

Try to determine which of my "posse" is the holiest and bless it with Fuzz-So-Dah.
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Re: You are a headcrab: A suggestion game - Cult of the Director
« Reply #144 on: October 02, 2012, 08:00:28 pm »

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Re: You are a headcrab: A suggestion game - Cult of the Director
« Reply #145 on: October 02, 2012, 09:58:16 pm »

There's way too much meat left on the corpse to get to the bones! Instead you try to find which of the headcrabs is the holiest. After some deliberation you decide that they are all equally holy until they get hosts, so you bless them all by saying The Holy Words.


You also take a look around while doing that: aside from what you saw before you can see that there is a big red metal door at the far side of the room, and a small hole in the wall near it. Broken glass litters the floor around said hole.
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Re: You are a headcrab: A suggestion game - Cult of the Director
« Reply #146 on: October 03, 2012, 03:08:25 am »

Use Fuzz So Da to banish the glass, then send one of your acolytes through the hole as a scout.

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Re: You are a headcrab: A suggestion game - Cult of the Director
« Reply #147 on: October 03, 2012, 09:44:36 am »

You banish the glass with Fuzz So Da. But you can't actually send anyone through it because it's not a tunnel, it's just a small hole with a button.
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Re: You are a headcrab: A suggestion game - Cult of the Director
« Reply #148 on: October 03, 2012, 09:48:36 am »

Press the button. Whatever it does is a sign from the God-Director.

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Re: You are a headcrab: A suggestion game - Cult of the Director
« Reply #149 on: October 03, 2012, 03:21:53 pm »

Sounds good!
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