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[hemmingjay]

This is the 3rd time GirlinHat has posted something about cocaine in the last 10 days or so. Trying to tell us something? 

[nenjin]

I think she's saying that if you fuck with her she's going to shiv you repeatedly whilst in the grip of a cocaine-fueled rage.

Either that or she's secretly this guy:

[The Darkling Wolf]

I'm already installing cocaine and shiv dispensers.  Is nothing good enough for you people?!

Do they dispense both cocaine and shivs, or are they sold separately?

[Puzzlemaker]

I'm already installing cocaine and shiv dispensers.  Is nothing good enough for you people?!

Do they dispense both cocaine and shivs, or are they sold separately?

Cocaine covered shivs.  Makes the whole stabbing thing a lot nicer on the victim.  It's all about making your prisoners comfortable.

[Girlinhat]

It works rather like a snack machine.  You insert a token and select which to dispense.  Tokens are given to inmates by guards for good behavior.  "Every day you don't kill a guard, you get a token."

[The Darkling Wolf]

I find the idea of a Fennec Fox sitting at a board meeting coming up with this idea hilarious and terrifying.

[LoSboccacc]

Do you get a token if maiming a guard?

[PTTG??]

I'm thinking all I have to do is add a bunch of computers, no exercise yards, and stock the cafeteria with only twinkies. Keep each new guy in solitary with all the food they can eat and nothing else to do.

My perfectly spherical prisoners will be unable to harm one another, the guards, or themselves.

[hemmingjay]

I love having a prisoner who escapes only to run into the warden's office and sit at the computer.
I imagine he's checking these boards.

[LoSboccacc]

that reminds me... anyone tried to run a prison in permanent lockdown mode? and what is that?

[forsaken1111]

Here's a question. Why will none of my three chefs GO FUCKING COOK FOOD BECAUSE IT IS EATING TIME AND THERE IS FOOD IN THE FRIDGE AND WHY WON'T YOU COOK IT?!

[The Darkling Wolf]

Chef cancels cook: All knives missing

[LoSboccacc]

Here's a question. Why will none of my three chefs GO FUCKING COOK FOOD BECAUSE IT IS EATING TIME AND THERE IS FOOD IN THE FRIDGE AND WHY WON'T YOU COOK IT?!

check you have enough trays, they will cook at the last time possible to fill the trays and nothing more, it seems.

and sinks if you have red things around.

[forsaken1111]

Here's a question. Why will none of my three chefs GO FUCKING COOK FOOD BECAUSE IT IS EATING TIME AND THERE IS FOOD IN THE FRIDGE AND WHY WON'T YOU COOK IT?!

check you have enough trays, they will cook at the last time possible to fill the trays and nothing more, it seems.

and sinks if you have red things around.

I have sinks and I have 10 trays on the serving line. The problem is they have placed 2 ingredients on to cook and they will not move the cooked food onto the serving line and then after a while they throw it away.

[Ghazkull]

sooo...how do i get my hands on those riot guards? Or somebody earlier mentioned that you could call ons ecurity services from outside? And another thing can my guards get some pistols or shotguns too?