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[StLeibowitz]

If fruit falls off trees, we could grow a bunch of fruit trees around the fort's entrances to act as defensive emplacements...

The falling coconut hits the goblin thief in the head, bruising the brain through the +llama leather cap+!
The goblin thief has fallen unconscious!

And thus would a fruit tree save a dwarven child This update will be awesome.

[Teneb]

If fruit falls off trees, we could grow a bunch of fruit trees around the fort's entrances to act as defensive emplacements...

The falling coconut hits the goblin thief in the head, bruising the brain through the +llama leather cap+!
The goblin thief has fallen unconscious!

And thus would a fruit tree save a dwarven child This update will be awesome.

Change "goblin thief" to "elf assassin" for more irony.

[Akura]

Someone mentioned tree roots growing into the fortress?

Pertinent.

[DiezIrae]

I hope elves will siege from the treetops from now on.

Yeah, those trees look crazy! It'll be interesting how they're implemented.
Think that's how ALL trees will be? Or just special elf enhanced trees?
Wonder if in adventure mode you can just walk through an elf village, cutting down trees and the elfs fall out like apples falling from a tree. Ah man, that'd be fantastic, a gosh, that would be great.

Those are normal trees. Elf enhanced trees should be bigger.

WANT A BIGGER TR33? ENHANCE YOUR TR33 WITH OUR LOW-PRICE FERTILISER

So elven baby-batter is a tree's Viagra to grow somewhere over the rainbow?

[therahedwig]

I just realised something: We're gonna get flowers and probably blossom as well...

Does this mean we'll get dwarven hayfever?

[DiezIrae]

I just realised something: We're gonna get flowers and probably blossom as well...

Does this mean we'll get dwarven hayfever?

That would be most certainly most amusing.

"Urist McSick cances storing food item: Sneezing."
Better yet, destroying food with flying snot...

[Scruffy]

I just realised something: We're gonna get flowers and probably blossom as well...

Does this mean we'll get dwarven hayfever?

That would be most certainly most amusing.

"Urist McSick cances storing food item: Sneezing."
Better yet, destroying food with flying snot...

"Urist McDoctor cancels clean patient: Sneezing."
"Catten McSick has been shot and killed"

[misko27]

Urist McMiltia cancels fight syndrome causing Forgotten beast: Sneezing
"Syndrome causing Forgotten Beast has been struck down."

[martinuzz]

on today's devlog

Urist cancels suffer from economic crisis: growing money from trees.

I wonder. If you mod trees to bear gold coin fruits, will the coins be blank, or have pictures on them?

[DiezIrae]

on today's devlog

Urist cancels suffer from economic crisis: growing money from trees.

I wonder. If you mod trees to bear gold coin fruits, will the coins be blank, or have pictures on them?

That's an interesting question...and I have no answer. But what pictures would be on them? Not elven tree assassins, right? ... RIGHT?

[Loud Whispers]

I wonder. If you mod trees to bear gold coin fruits, will the coins be blank, or have pictures on them?

They would have images on them the moment you viewed them.

[DiezIrae]

Why do we assume that dwarf snot flies at supersonic speed and can penetrate deeper than any bolt?

[Scruffy]

I wonder if it will be possible to mod trees that grow liquids.

..I want to farm fire-proof trees that spawn magma. Perhaps combine that with another tree that generates water and create a nice obsidian forest.

..Or a tree that generates syndrome inducing vomit.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Why do we assume that dwarf snot flies at supersonic speed and can penetrate deeper than any bolt?

Because they think it's funny.

[DiezIrae]

Why do we assume that dwarf snot flies at supersonic speed and can penetrate deeper than any bolt?

Because they think it's funny.

Well, a Military squad full of Snot-Markdwarfes called "The Sickness of Spring" would help against some sieges...