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Author Topic: In the apocalypse, would your home region survive?  (Read 13144 times)

kaijyuu

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Re: In the apocalypse, would your home region survive?
« Reply #105 on: September 28, 2012, 12:08:24 pm »

Isn't it generally considered a medical emergency if a man stays aroused for over 4 hours? Sheesh.
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Re: In the apocalypse, would your home region survive?
« Reply #106 on: September 28, 2012, 01:43:08 pm »

Isn't it generally considered a medical emergency if a man stays aroused for over 4 hours? Sheesh.


Being on meth does terrible things to you. I think staying awake more than two weeks is supposed to kill you, and typical meth users will go 21-30+ days without sleep on binges.
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Re: In the apocalypse, would your home region survive?
« Reply #107 on: September 29, 2012, 02:27:13 pm »

Come to Ontario!

I don't think we even have meth...


I cannot comprehend how fortunate you are for never having met a methhead.

Imagine someone with leprosy. Now they also have some sort of highly intense dental disorder. And they're ADHD, hyperactive, and never sleep. Also, super paranoid and highly violent.
And really, really goddamned annoying. They talk ALL THE FRAKKING TIME.

You forgot totally oversexed in batshit way, training to be a nurse I recently got shown a guy in an observation/isolation room in a hospital out of his mind on ice (aussie eqiv of meth) after attacking staff and himself he was put in the room, he then proceeded to whack off for 5 hours straight.  While shouting alot about the government.  Also, the room has an entire wall that is unbreakable glass (observation) so it wasnt like the guy was on private time or anything.
My genitals just cringed from reading this

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Re: In the apocalypse, would your home region survive?
« Reply #108 on: September 29, 2012, 02:34:21 pm »

Missouri: Rather screwed.


Most likely. The area I live in is terrible for farming. You get about six inches of soil then rock the rest of the way. Also, the hilly terrain and thick foliage would cause some pretty severe issues for the small amount of regionals that survive. Again, also, the high amount of bible-thumping, ancient super-Christians around here would die out within weeks because no one would be producing their precious precious medications, leaving the population highly depleted and mostly consisting of methheads, cops, and very few 'young' people. Also, like ninety percent of the people here are hideously fat, like big plump bipedal pigs. Combine that with the methheads, and probably half the population is going to die of some sort of health complications quite quickly without doctors around.
Is it wrong that I thought it would first, very quickly, devolve into rampant cannibalism? I'm not sure who would start eating who, the fat people eating the methheads, or the methheads eating the fat people.
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Re: In the apocalypse, would your home region survive?
« Reply #109 on: September 30, 2012, 01:00:50 am »

Fat people eating the methheads.
Meth makes you not feel hunger.
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Re: In the apocalypse, would your home region survive?
« Reply #110 on: September 30, 2012, 01:02:39 am »

What about the potheads?
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Re: In the apocalypse, would your home region survive?
« Reply #111 on: September 30, 2012, 01:03:25 am »

Pot makes you want sweet foods because it makes you hypoglycemic. Admittedly, I've often heard human flesh compared to sweet pork as far as flavor goes, so... There's that can of worms...
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Re: In the apocalypse, would your home region survive?
« Reply #112 on: September 30, 2012, 01:04:05 am »

...pot zombies. Awesome.
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Re: In the apocalypse, would your home region survive?
« Reply #113 on: September 30, 2012, 03:31:24 pm »

No, not pot zombies. Just pot cannibals.

Or rather, Cannabis Cannibals.
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Re: In the apocalypse, would your home region survive?
« Reply #114 on: September 30, 2012, 03:33:01 pm »

Missouri: Rather screwed.


Most likely. The area I live in is terrible for farming. You get about six inches of soil then rock the rest of the way. Also, the hilly terrain and thick foliage would cause some pretty severe issues for the small amount of regionals that survive. Again, also, the high amount of bible-thumping, ancient super-Christians around here would die out within weeks because no one would be producing their precious precious medications, leaving the population highly depleted and mostly consisting of methheads, cops, and very few 'young' people. Also, like ninety percent of the people here are hideously fat, like big plump bipedal pigs. Combine that with the methheads, and probably half the population is going to die of some sort of health complications quite quickly without doctors around.
We here have two feet of gravel, then the water table, then bedrock.
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Re: In the apocalypse, would your home region survive?
« Reply #115 on: September 30, 2012, 07:01:01 pm »

Missouri: Rather screwed.


Most likely. The area I live in is terrible for farming. You get about six inches of soil then rock the rest of the way. Also, the hilly terrain and thick foliage would cause some pretty severe issues for the small amount of regionals that survive. Again, also, the high amount of bible-thumping, ancient super-Christians around here would die out within weeks because no one would be producing their precious precious medications, leaving the population highly depleted and mostly consisting of methheads, cops, and very few 'young' people. Also, like ninety percent of the people here are hideously fat, like big plump bipedal pigs. Combine that with the methheads, and probably half the population is going to die of some sort of health complications quite quickly without doctors around.
We here have two feet of gravel, then the water table, then bedrock.
Strike the aquifer?
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Re: In the apocalypse, would your home region survive?
« Reply #116 on: September 30, 2012, 11:35:10 pm »

Heh. Strike the asphalt.
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Re: In the apocalypse, would your home region survive?
« Reply #117 on: October 02, 2012, 11:08:34 pm »

(Rebooted the thread to where it was before it got derailed.  Shouldn't have to worry about a derail from the same account.)
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Re: In the apocalypse, would your home region survive?
« Reply #118 on: October 02, 2012, 11:11:37 pm »

What derail, Great One? No seriously, I already forgot.
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Re: In the apocalypse, would your home region survive?
« Reply #119 on: October 02, 2012, 11:12:33 pm »

Awesome. I still vote that we move Bay12 to Michigan, where we can have all the minerals, trees, hillsides, fresh water, and possibly magma we could ever want.
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