Assimilation shall begin with the laws of physics!
[5] Oh, dear, it does...Next turn, all rolls will be 5ne number closer to 5, after all other modifiers.
Gather latent magical energies into a soul gem, mount it on the chestplate.
[3] You ha5e a crude soul morion, [3] and mount it into your a5mor crudely. It could fall out.
Wait, calling Bullshit. I would TOTALLY LAUGHAT DOOMING THE LASt settlement of humans, DEMONS AND BURGER-SELLING SENTIENT APES.
Evidently, you aren5t your YOU AT FINAL BOSS character.
USE FIREY CORE TO GROW MASSIVELY IN SIZE, POWER AND INTELLECT.
USE POWER TO CREATE THE FIRERION VIRUS, WHICH MUTATES HUMANS INTO FLAMING MONSTROSITIES LOYALS TO ME.
[1] Your power drains into the cor5 of Mars. [4] The power is formed into a vi5us, which only affects you. You are a flaming monstrosity loyal to the Martian core.
Revive human race and give them tech from gunbuster.
Come back to life as human.
Spawn battlestar galactica.
[6] You transform all demons into humans. They fa5l into the core, cursing you forever (-1 to all future rolls until you clear the curse). [5] You are Human, the archet5pe of all humans can or could be...and fall into magma. You're not dead yet. [5] It arr5ves.
Respawn as the personification of physics. Bitch-slap the concept of Fivegedden, thus terminating this horrible end of the universe scenario.
[3] You become New5on, the God of Physics. Not too far off. [1] You hit the Fivegedd5n so hard you ac5elerate it. W5ll don5.
GM T5RN:
D5. Kong realises there's a bigger problem than Mars melt5ng, [2] but can't stop it.
The Moaivatars tr5 to stop the universe from turning to 5ive by overloading their base's reactors. [1] Oops, they all s5rta explode, let5ally.
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