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[Furtuka]

RESPAWN AS THE NUMBER 5

[misko27]

Awesome. Take it.

BECOME LESS WEAK.
BECOME CHARISMATIC LEADER.
INSPIRE REVOLUTIONARY FERVER IN POPULACES OF BOTH THE HUMANS AND DEMONS
LIGHT DOOMBURGER ON FIRE AS SIGN OF THE END OF CAPITALISM
STUMP-SPEECH SPINAL_TAPER AND DR.KONG INTO SUBMISSION.

[Vorthon]

POSSESS CERES. CRASH INTO MARS. NOBODY FUCKING EVICTS ME FROM MY BODY.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Awesome. Take it.

BECOME LESS WEAK.
BECOME CHARISMATIC LEADER.
INSPIRE REVOLUTIONARY FERVER IN POPULACES OF BOTH THE HUMANS AND DEMONS
LIGHT DOOMBURGER ON FIRE AS SIGN OF THE END OF CAPITALISM
STUMP-SPEECH SPINAL_TAPER AND DR.KONG INTO SUBMISSION.

...You're literally made of money...and you're planning the end of capitalism?

[misko27]

Awesome. Take it.

BECOME LESS WEAK.
BECOME CHARISMATIC LEADER.
INSPIRE REVOLUTIONARY FERVER IN POPULACES OF BOTH THE HUMANS AND DEMONS
LIGHT DOOMBURGER ON FIRE AS SIGN OF THE END OF CAPITALISM
STUMP-SPEECH SPINAL_TAPER AND DR.KONG INTO SUBMISSION.

...You're literally made of money...and you're planning the end of capitalism?

...
Yes. What is not clear here? Besides, Souls are good even in soviet economy. Surely a corrupt offical could use a few.

[Yoink]

>BUST INTO PET STORE

>STEAL FOOD FROM OTHER PETS

>GROW, DAMNIT!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Channel their strength to forge the armor of the damned.

[5] Check.

RESPAWN AS THE NUMBER 5

[6] You respawn as the number 5, an abstract concept which can't really do anything.

Awesome. Take it.

BECOME LESS WEAK.
BECOME CHARISMATIC LEADER.
INSPIRE REVOLUTIONARY FERVER IN POPULACES OF BOTH THE HUMANS AND DEMONS
LIGHT DOOMBURGER ON FIRE AS SIGN OF THE END OF CAPITALISM
STUMP-SPEECH SPINAL_TAPER AND DR.KONG INTO SUBMISSION.

[3] You put a band-aid on. [4] You find some disaffected demons to get to revolt against nothing in particular. You only get two unrelated actions per turn.

POSSESS CERES. CRASH INTO MARS. NOBODY FUCKING EVICTS ME FROM MY BODY.

[1] You possess a picture of Ceres in a children's book on mythology. Ceres the harvest goddess.

>BUST INTO PET STORE

>STEAL FOOD FROM OTHER PETS

>GROW, DAMNIT!

[2] You cannot enter the pet store. [5-1] Some other pets take pity on you and give you food. Mostly dogs, the cats want to eat you. [3] You grow slightly.

GM TURN:
Dr. Kong has an idea for expanding Doomburger. [1] He tries to make a starship but instead makes a starclip. Oops.
The demon start offering wishes for a drop of blood apiece. [5] They breach the defenses of the last human settlement.

[Vorthon]

FUCK. TRY AGAIN.

[Furtuka]

ASSIMILATE ALL OTHER NUMBERS IN EXISTENCE. ALL SHALL BECOME 5

[misko27]

SEND NIHLIST DEMONS AGAISNT EVERYTHING.
ATTEMPT TO DESTROY MARS BY BREACHING STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY OF VOLCANIC CORE.
LAUGH.

[Tavik Toth]

SAVE SETTLEMENT.
Become mecha!
Kill deamons.

[GreatWyrmGold]

FUCK. TRY AGAIN.

[5] You locate a suitable partner and enjoy carnal knowledge with...him, you're Ceres now. [1] Ah, no. You do, however get to stick around in the book until it gets burnt by hellfire.

ASSIMILATE ALL OTHER NUMBERS IN EXISTENCE. ALL SHALL BECOME 5

[6] ...Oh, carp, there's five turns until the universe becomes pretty much irreversibly corrupted into the number 5. Well done.

SEND NIHLIST DEMONS AGAISNT EVERYTHING.
ATTEMPT TO DESTROY MARS BY BREACHING STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY OF VOLCANIC CORE.
LAUGH.

[3] You send the demons to smash stuff. They join the demonic hordes. [6] You hurl the core into a superheated frenzy, melting the whole inner part of the planet and part of the crust. Oops. [2] You can't bring yourself to laugh at something this horrible.

SAVE SETTLEMENT.
Become mecha!
Kill deamons.

[5] The settlement is saved! [4] You are a mecha. [1] You are killed by demons.

GM TURN:
The demons [6] sorta blast at the settlement hard enough to smash it Ito the growing core. There is now a huge, growing lake of lava where the colony once was. They pause to consider the implications.
Dr. Kong [3] turns Doomburger into an orbit-capable spacecraft. He urges everyone nearby who isn't a demon to board.
Oh, and mcclay, Vorthon: Respawn?

[Furtuka]

Assimilation shall begin with the laws of physics!

[Spinal_Taper]

Gather latent magical energies into a soul gem, mount it on the chestplate.

[misko27]

Wait, calling Bullshit. I would TOTALLY LAUGHAT DOOMING THE LASt settlement of humans, DEMONS AND BURGER-SELLING SENTIENT APES.

USE FIREY CORE TO GROW MASSIVELY IN SIZE, POWER AND INTELLECT.
USE POWER TO CREATE THE FIRERION VIRUS, WHICH MUTATES HUMANS INTO FLAMING MONSTROSITIES LOYALS TO ME.