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[Spinal_Taper]

"Harken.... Yoink, Catperson. We need some demon flesh."
Yoink and I massacre demons, take the money and demon flesh. Pay off debt.

[misko27]

FINE. SEND THE MARTIAN MAGME CORE INTO HYPERDRIVE
this should accomplish a numebr of things,including:

• Speeding up current terraforming. Hell, a decent magnetosphere could help make life downright pleasant
• Strengthen the power of fire on the planet, allowing Me to become stronger.
• Get some noteriety for me. FEAR ME.[/b]
  
  BTW, what are the status of life forms on mars? Are there any Human colonies other then the one we repeatedly fucked up?

[Yoink]

>KILL THEM DEMONS WITH MY WRATHFUL TININESS

>BE VERY CUTE WHILST DOING SO

[Vorthon]

Create avatar in the form of a giant Moai statue with arms and legs. Use this tool of my divine might to crush the CAPITALIST FILTH that has infested my beautiful, pristine world.

FINE. SEND THE MARTIAN MAGME CORE INTO HYPERDRIVE

I would prefer that you ask permission before you set any part of my innards into hyperdrive.

[misko27]

I would prefer that you ask permission before you set any part of my innards into hyperdrive.

To the OOC thread!

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Harken.... Yoink, Catperson. We need some demon flesh."
Yoink and I massacre demons, take the money and demon flesh. Pay off debt.

Yoink is a cat-sized Willosaur.

[GreatWyrmGold]

BOOST

[1] You cleverly halt your momentum relative to the Sun and settle into Jupiter's L₅ point.

"Harken.... Yoink, Catperson. We need some demon flesh."
Yoink and I massacre demons, take the money and demon flesh. Pay off debt.

[5] You sure do. [5] Yoink helps.

FINE. SEND THE MARTIAN MAGME CORE INTO HYPERDRIVE
this should accomplish a numebr of things,including:

• Speeding up current terraforming. Hell, a decent magnetosphere could help make life downright pleasant
• Strengthen the power of fire on the planet, allowing Me to become stronger.
• Get some noteriety for me. FEAR ME.[/b]
  
  BTW, what are the status of life forms on mars? Are there any Human colonies other then the one we repeatedly fucked up?
  

[4] You restart Mars's frozen core. Well done.
Oh, and native Martian life is pretty much dead. It's just flat cats, rats, bugs, demons, and one Willosaur. There were a few colonies, but most of them retroactively didn't exist once demons were made to have conquered Earth, so...maybe one.

Create avatar in the form of a giant Moai statue with arms and legs. Use this tool of my divine might to crush the CAPITALIST FILTH that has infested my beautiful, pristine world.

[5] You create a giant moai with legs; they normally have arms. [2v6] Its attempts to defeat Dr. Kong are blown into little, rocky bits, which promptly smash his restaurant.

GM Turn:
The demons cut their prices: Three for a soul or ten for two, or a wish for your second greatest gift. [3] They also start sieging Doomburger.
Dr. Kong [4] uses his godly Dr. Manhattan powers to kill the demons nearest his restaurant and turn them into materials to make a new Doomburger in the last human settlement.

[Vorthon]

Create army of Moai-Avatars. Siege the CAPTALIST FILTH'S establishments.

[Furtuka]

Possess Jupiter

[GreatWyrmGold]

Create army of Moai-Avatars. Siege the CAPTALIST FILTH'S establishments.

[4] You have 1,000 Moaivatars. [1] They mistake you for capitalist until you point out you don't pay them. They then go on strike.

Possess Jupiter

[2] Still Deimos.

GM TURN:
Cr. Kong uses his godlike Dr. Manhattan powers to [6] destroy 411 of the 1,000 Moaivatars, most of whom were considering ending the strike, and over 8,200 demons. There is a rain of rock both Martian and Moaivatarian, as well as demonflesh. Doomburger [6] bounces the rain onto Dr. Kong, who [4] turns it into more Doomburgers and materials for the new Doomburger opening in the last human colony.
The demons, angry at Dr. Kong, [5v4] tear Doomburger to the ground despite Dr. Kong killing hundreds of them.

Oh, and I moved the character list to the OP.

[misko27]

Set various things on fire, GAIN MOAR POWA!

[Furtuka]

Posess Europa

[Vorthon]

Offer the Moaivatars the rulership of Ceres in exchange for crushing the CAPITALIST FILTH.

[Spinal_Taper]

Obtain abilities.

[Joben]

((Page 1: Grab stool, exit room.
Page 26: Possess Jupiter.

...well that escalated quickly.))