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[Vorthon]

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Attempt to initiate terraforming. Again. If that fails, form half of the Martian surface into a giant face.

[misko27]

NEVER RESPAWN. NEVER!!!!!!!

Hmm, I'm in the sun ehh?

CREATE SUN AVATAR ON MARS TO DISH OUT WHUP-ASS ONTO NON-BELIEVERS.

[Serious Business]

Use magic fairy powers to grant everyone 1 wish!  In exchange for their soul.

[Furtuka]

Accelerate

[Yoink]

>EAT

>GROW

>LEARN

[GreatWyrmGold]

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Attempt to initiate terraforming. Again. If that fails, form half of the Martian surface into a giant face.

[6-1] Give it a few years and hope the natives don't go extinct.

NEVER RESPAWN. NEVER!!!!!!!

Hmm, I'm in the sun ehh?

CREATE SUN AVATAR ON MARS TO DISH OUT WHUP-ASS ONTO NON-BELIEVERS.

[1] You respawn as a Small Fire Elemental. [2] Your whup-ass is ineffective.

Use magic fairy powers to grant everyone 1 wish!  In exchange for their soul.

[3] Deal open. Anyone want to take it? First come, only served!

Accelerate

[2] Nope.

>EAT

>GROW

>LEARN

[6] You gore yourself on flat cats and get a stomachache. [2-1] You shrink from large-cat size to about rat-size. [4] You learn how to survive and thrive despite being puny.

GM Turn:
The demons decide to take a break from their unprofitable omnicide business and go into the soul trade. Soon the goingrate is one soul for two wishes or two for five.
Dr. Kong is bellowing out ads. [4] The new Doomburger sounds great, and it comes with a free demonslaying tool!

[Vorthon]

Create Avatar. Use Avatar to punch Dr. Kong in the face for polluting my pristine world with CAPITALIST FILTH WORDS.

[misko27]

ESTABLISH SUN RELIGION, SPREAD
USE BELIEVERS TO GAIN POWER
SMITE DEMONS

[Furtuka]

Make the jump to hyperspace

[Yoink]

>HARVEST TOEJAM FROM BIG PEOPLE

>ABSORB NUTRIENTS

>GROW

[Spinal_Taper]

Let my rage burn with the wrath of one thousand suns, before assaulting the demons!

[Yoink]

>ALSO SEDUCE SPINAL

[Greenstarfanatic]

JUMP IN AND HELP YOINK DO...WHATEVER.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Create Avatar. Use Avatar to punch Dr. Kong in the face for polluting my pristine world with CAPITALIST FILTH WORDS.

[1] You create a guy with an ugly green-and-red suit and a dagger, who becomes the cashier at Dr. Kong's restaurant.

ESTABLISH SUN RELIGION, SPREAD
USE BELIEVERS TO GAIN POWER
SMITE DEMONS

[2] None of the demons are interested in your religion. Sorry.

Let my rage burn with the wrath of one thousand suns, before assaulting the demons!

[5] Oh, boy, here we go. Your wrath kinda burns you into a lichy husk, but you devastate many a demon before your power fades.

>HARVEST TOEJAM FROM BIG PEOPLE

>ABSORB NUTRIENTS

>GROW

>ALSO SEDUCE SPINAL

[4] You harvest toe jam. It is disgusting. [2] You can't bring yourself to eat it. [2] You remain the same size. [4-1] Despite being a rat-sized Willosaur who smells like feet, you befriend Spinal_Taper. Spinal, you now have a minion.

JUMP IN AND HELP YOINK DO...WHATEVER.

I'll have you help...[3] his 3rd action. Yoink grows to cat size.

GM Turn:
The demons start chanting.
Dr. Kong files a lawsuit against Spinal_Taper. [4] Spinal, if you don't want to risk criminal charges or something, you'd better come up with 50,000,000 Doomburgers' worth of demonflesh or cash. It's $1.50 per Doomburger.

[Furtuka]

BOOST