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[Vorthon]

Crush the annoying musicians upon my surface.

[Furtuka]

TURN AROUND AND HEAD FOR EARTH

[Yoink]

>RUN TO NEAREST PUB

[Serious Business]

Make my glorious return by respawning as the band's lead Oboe player!

[GreatWyrmGold]

[thquote author=misko27 link=topic=116807.msg3681839#msg3681839 date=1349835541]

DAMNIT SPINAL, I ALMOST KILLED THEM ALL. I JUST WIPED OUT EARTH TO KILL THEM.

Fine, as the broken Shards of Earth, coalesce into a new planet, and start reforming.

[/quote]
[1] Okay, now mostly pebbles. Respawn? Seriously?

Crush the annoying musicians upon my surface.

[6] One Marsquake later, and they're all dead. As are your self-terraforming measures, which have been so undone that it might be impossible to terraform now.

TURN AROUND AND HEAD FOR EARTH

[6-1] You are in orbit around misko's pulverised corpse.

>RUN INTO NEAREST PUB

[3] Thud. It's closed due to multiple dome breeches, an all-consuming vortex, an imminent demonic invasion, etc.

Make my glorious return by respawning as the band's lead Oboe player!

You are an oboe player. [1v5] Vorthon tries to crush you but instead builds you a castle.

GM Turn:
The demons [6] warp over to Mars and crash. The surviving PCs who aren't in misko space are nearby! [1] LordSlowpoke is destroyed, a boon to wine critics everywhere. [3] mcclay is half the man he used to be...the top half, specifically. [3+1] Vorthon is safe. [1] Yoink is a time-travelling alcoholic, bloody blur. [2] Serious Business is impaled. To Slowpoke, Serious, and Yoink: Respawn?

[misko27]

NEVER!

SLAM INTO MARTIAN POLE TO TERRAFORM PLANET.

[Furtuka]

FOLLOW MISKO!

[GreatWyrmGold]

NEVER!

SLAM INTO MARTIAN POLE TO TERRAFORM PLANET.

[2] No luck. Respawn?

FOLLOW MISKO!

[4] He's not going anywhere except around the Sun, so you kinda smash into misko, grinding the bigger particles to dust with their own friction.

GM Turn:
The demons [1] try to kill everything in Mars, but accidentally seed a new species.

[Furtuka]

Set course for Mars!!!

[Yoink]

>RESPAWN AS ONE OF NEW SPECIES

[Serious Business]

Respawn as Peter Pan!

[misko27]

Remind GM ofthe conservation of matter. Even if its dust, it still has a gravitational pull.

USE GRAVITATIONAL FIELD TO LAUNCH ASTEROIDS AT MARS. AND MAYBE THE MOON, FOR GOOD MEASURE.
UH, FORM GIANT DUST MIDDLE FINGER AT DEMONS.

[Vorthon]

Dammit.

Attempt to reboot terraforming. WITH GREAT GUSTO!

[Spinal_Taper]

ACTIVATE SELF DESTRUCT.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Set course for Mars!!!

Having grown weary of orbiting a dust cloud where a mighty world once was, Deimos [4] starts to return to Mars. It'll take, I dunno, a year?

>RESPAWN AS ONE OF NEW SPECIES

Oh, right, I need to figure out what they are. [3] You spawn as a baby Willosaur.

Respawn as Peter Pan!

[1] You are Tinkerbell.

Remind GM ofthe conservation of matter. Even if its dust, it still has a gravitational pull.

USE GRAVITATIONAL FIELD TO LAUNCH ASTEROIDS AT MARS. AND MAYBE THE MOON, FOR GOOD MEASURE.
UH, FORM GIANT DUST MIDDLE FINGER AT DEMONS.

[6] You launch the Moon and some near-Earth asteroids at Mars; they'll get there around when Deimos does. However, due to the conservation of energy, or maybe it's Newton's 1st Law, you spiral into the sun. In your last moments, [3] you form a finger flipping the bird at demons too far to see it. Respawn?

Dammit.

Attempt to reboot terraforming. WITH GREAT GUSTO!

[1] This is why we can't have nice species. Specifically, you just started a mass extinction. The best-off species are the flat cats and Willosaurs.

ACTIVATE SELF DESTRUCT.

[2] No dice. The demons reprogram you to be evil and stuff, and you...well, check your status.

GM Turn:
The demons start to attack, but out of the Portal to the Planet of Infinite Kitchens bursts Dr. Manhattan King Kong, with his bagpipe and a giant stove. [3] He sets up a low-quality restaurant selling demonburgers and seven sinful sodas.