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[Furtuka]

Course Correction + More acceleration!

[Vorthon]

Try to posses Mars again. If successful, initiate terraforming. If not, dance.

[LordSlowpoke]

JUMP INTO HYPERCANE

SPIN FASTER

[Spinal_Taper]

Restore the Enterprise. Spock can do it, so can we. Kill the evil Enterprise.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bBD5yyT-s0

[misko27]

Restore the Enterprise. Spock can do it, so can we. Kill the evil Enterprise.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bBD5yyT-s0

Thats not fair, we're all doing that.

[Spinal_Taper]

Restore the Enterprise. Spock can do it, so can we. Kill the evil Enterprise.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bBD5yyT-s0

Thats not fair, we're all doing that.

Is it Star Trek flavored? My made up shit is Star Trek flavored, so it's different. Also, help me restore the Enterprise. You'll get a nifty red shirt.

[misko27]

Restore the Enterprise. Spock can do it, so can we. Kill the evil Enterprise.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bBD5yyT-s0

Thats not fair, we're all doing that.

Is it Star Trek flavored? My made up shit is Star Trek flavored, so it's different. Also, help me restore the Enterprise. You'll get a nifty red shirt.

I'm planet earth, so a little busy.

[Vorthon]

And I'm busy being half-buried in Mars. And trying to possess it. So I'll pass.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I cn now single handedly fuck over a entire continent, with untold possiblities for global damage.

DO IT
ALSO CREATE THE FIRST EVER HYPER-CANE, A EXTREMELY LOW PRESSURE HURRICANE THAT CAN PERSIST FOR MONTHS AND IS SUPER HUGE. ITS REAL LOOK IT UP.

[6] Apocalypse How? Oh, about a P5. Respawn?

RESPAWN AS DRUNKEN TIME-TRAVELLING SASQUATCH/YETI/BIGFOOT

[4] You do. Your time travelling is a bit limited, though--only forward.

Course Correction + More acceleration!

[1] Well, one out of two isn't bad, right? You've got a day.

Try to posses Mars again. If successful, initiate terraforming. If not, dance.

[5] You are Mars. [4] Terraforming has begun and should finish within, oh, a century tops.

JUMP INTO HYPERCANE

SPIN FASTER

You are wine, on the wrong planet, and the hypercane mostly scattered what was left of Earth.

Restore the Enterprise. Spock can do it, so can we. Kill the evil Enterprise.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bBD5yyT-s0

[1] You help the demons build their own Enterprise. [3] You are made a technical officer, sorta like Scotty except with them actually saying, "Beam me up, Spinal!"

GM Turn:
The band [3+1] plays decent music, regaining its reputation.
The demons [1] accidentally destroy half of their own fleet. They've still got most of it...

[Spinal_Taper]

SLOWLY CONVERT THE DEMON ENTERPRISE INTO THE NORMAL ENTERPRISE WITH GOOD INFLUENCE.

[misko27]

DAMNIT SPINAL, I ALMOST KILLED THEM ALL. I JUST WIPED OUT EARTH TO KILL THEM.

Fine, as the broken Shards of Earth, coalesce into a new planet, and start reforming.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I cn now single handedly fuck over a entire continent, with untold possiblities for global damage.

DO IT
ALSO CREATE THE FIRST EVER HYPER-CANE, A EXTREMELY LOW PRESSURE HURRICANE THAT CAN PERSIST FOR MONTHS AND IS SUPER HUGE. ITS REAL LOOK IT UP.

[6] Apocalypse How? Oh, about a P5. Respawn?

Respawning is for losers who aren't planets.

[Vorthon]

...YES.

Attempt to speed up terraforming effort.

[Furtuka]

COURSE CORRECTION + ACCELERATION

[GreatWyrmGold]

SLOWLY CONVERT THE DEMON ENTERPRISE INTO THE NORMAL ENTERPRISE WITH GOOD INFLUENCE.

[1v5] You are transformed into an undead monster!

DAMNIT SPINAL, I ALMOST KILLED THEM ALL. I JUST WIPED OUT EARTH TO KILL THEM.

Fine, as the broken Shards of Earth, coalesce into a new planet, and start reforming.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I cn now single handedly fuck over a entire continent, with untold possiblities for global damage.

[1] You grind the planet into finer dust...well, stellar dust which is just boulders and pebbles, but no planet for you!

DO IT
ALSO CREATE THE FIRST EVER HYPER-CANE, A EXTREMELY LOW PRESSURE HURRICANE THAT CAN PERSIST FOR MONTHS AND IS SUPER HUGE. ITS REAL LOOK IT UP.

[6] Apocalypse How? Oh, about a P5. Respawn?

Respawning is for losers who aren't planets.

You're not a planet...

...YES.

Attempt to speed up terraforming effort.

[2] Nope, still gonna take several decades.

COURSE CORRECTION + ACCELERATION

[5] You crash into misko's corpse and plow onwards, into the sun. One action before immolation...

GM Turn:
The demons [3] rebuild most of their fleet and start flying for Mars.
The band decides they want better music and summons [6+1] the League of Evil Mutant Monsters and Musicians. Whoops...

[misko27]

DAMNIT SPINAL, I ALMOST KILLED THEM ALL. I JUST WIPED OUT EARTH TO KILL THEM.

Fine, as the broken Shards of Earth, coalesce into a new planet, and start reforming.