MOVE TO ETABLISH ALLIANCE WITH CHEESE, SO WE MAY Achieve our ULTIMATE GOAL OF TAKING OVER BREAKFASTIA.
[6] You establish an alliance with Cheese. The King of Cheese demands you lift the embargo on meat to dairy groups; bringing this up to the Council reveals that they don't like Cheese. You are kicked out of the High Council.
Oh, and Cheese is cheesed-off. They declared a war on the Baconic Knights.
I posess the pieces of Phobos and form them into a shield in front of me
[6] Wow, you gather all the pieces of Phobos into a shield the size of Phobos! It crushes you. Oops. Respawn?
Use one khajiit as a blunt weapon against the others.
No way this could go wrong!
[2] You cannot escape the marshmallows!
Aggravate people to gain powaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
[5] You aggravate people a lot. [3] You have the power to turn on gaming systems without being near them!
Type 'Gordon Freeman' into laptop.
[1] "Cord on Tree-san." A Japanese tree bound in cords appears.
Medic noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! get Rainblower go to earth. RAINBOW THE DEMONS.
[4] You get to Earth. [4] You rainbow the demons. It's moderately effective!
Use my newfound power to create a sound so terrifying it creates little reality holes in mortals brains, proceed to use this sound on earth.
[3] You create music so bad that brains bleed. Why does your head feel bleedy? Oh, you listened to it as you composed it...[1] Your divine head explodes from blood. Respawn?
Spawn as a sentient chicken nugget with miniature super-muscular arms
Type "Oribital Cannon Target Device and Launch Key" and click create
[3] You are a sentient chicken nugget with muscular arms. As you are not animate, you can't type.
GM Turn:
The monsterhero band [6] summons Dr. Manhattan King Kong, who plays the bagpipes. Oh, the horror!
The khajit stop firing at Praecordia and [6] fire their marshmallow guns at Dr. Kong, who eats them. Dr. Manhattan King Kong goes to sleep on top of them.
The Celloist xenomorphs grab the Cosmic Cello. [6] And some rubble.