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[Tsuchigumo550]

Spawn as a sentient chicken nugget with miniature super-muscular arms

Type "Oribital Cannon Target Device and Launch Key" and click create

[GreatWyrmGold]

MOVE TO ETABLISH ALLIANCE WITH CHEESE, SO WE MAY Achieve our ULTIMATE GOAL OF TAKING OVER BREAKFASTIA.

[6] You establish an alliance with Cheese. The King of Cheese demands you lift the embargo on meat to dairy groups; bringing this up to the Council reveals that they don't like Cheese. You are kicked out of the High Council.
Oh, and Cheese is cheesed-off. They declared a war on the Baconic Knights.

I posess the pieces of Phobos and form them into a shield in front of me

[6] Wow, you gather all the pieces of Phobos into a shield the size of Phobos! It crushes you. Oops. Respawn?

Use one khajiit as a blunt weapon against the others.
No way this could go wrong!

[2] You cannot escape the marshmallows!

Aggravate people to gain powaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

[5] You aggravate people a lot. [3] You have the power to turn on gaming systems without being near them!

Type 'Gordon Freeman' into laptop.

[1] "Cord on Tree-san." A Japanese tree bound in cords appears.

Medic noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! get Rainblower go to earth. RAINBOW THE DEMONS.

[4] You get to Earth. [4] You rainbow the demons. It's moderately effective!

Use my newfound power to create a sound so terrifying it creates little reality holes in mortals brains, proceed to use this sound on earth.

[3] You create music so bad that brains bleed. Why does your head feel bleedy? Oh, you listened to it as you composed it...[1] Your divine head explodes from blood. Respawn?

Spawn as a sentient chicken nugget with miniature super-muscular arms

Type "Oribital Cannon Target Device and Launch Key" and click create

[3] You are a sentient chicken nugget with muscular arms. As you are not animate, you can't type.

GM Turn:
The monsterhero band [6] summons Dr. Manhattan King Kong, who plays the bagpipes. Oh, the horror!
The khajit stop firing at Praecordia and [6] fire their marshmallow guns at Dr. Kong, who eats them. Dr. Manhattan King Kong goes to sleep on top of them.
The Celloist xenomorphs grab the Cosmic Cello. [6] And some rubble.

[Furtuka]

I'm still a ghost! I posess the Phobos bits and make a new golem body

[Vorthon]

Type 'Gordon Freeman' into the laptop. WITH MY FACE!

[Tsuchigumo550]

Animate self. If not possible, telepathically link to someone using the laptop and force them to type "Oribital Cannon Target Device and Launch Key" and press Create.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I'm still a ghost! I posess the Phobos bits and make a new golem body

[3] You do, but collapse under your weight.

Type 'Gordon Freeman' into the laptop. WITH MY FACE!

[5-2] "Gordon Freakman." A mutant Gordon Ramsay appears, with a third arm and puce skin. Chell asks if he can play an instrument.

Animate self. If not possible, telepathically link to someone using the laptop and force them to type "Oribital Cannon Target Device and Launch Key" and press Create.

[2] Not possible. [3v3] No luck. Better luck next time.

GM Turn:
The xenomorphs remember their existence and [5,1] while Batxenomorph knocks out Spinal_Taper, the cybermorph explodes.
The band starts to summon another band member, [6] but Dr. Kong wakes up angrily, leaps to him feet, and breaks the dome. Two turns to death, fix the dome!
Tree-san sits still.

[Furtuka]

Am I still in space or did I land?

[DiezIrae]

TRY TO ASCEND TO A HIGHER PLANE OF EXISTENCE, IF POSSIBLE, LAUGH AT THE IDIOTS UNDER ME!

[Vorthon]

Type "Atomic Space Limpet" into the laptop.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Am I still in space or did I land?

You landed. How can you collapse in space? Or get squashed by Phobos before landing?

[misko27]

NO!

Found the Bacon Seperatist Movement and establish self as charismatic leader.

[Furtuka]

I tell the labtop to give my body the ability to defy gravity

[Spinal_Taper]

CONTINUE BOTHERING POELPE FOR MOAR POWAAA

[Praecordia]

Escape marshmellows, attack Khajiit.

[GreatWyrmGold]

TRY TO ASCEND TO A HIGHER PLANE OF EXISTENCE, IF POSSIBLE, LAUGH AT THE IDIOTS UNDER ME!

[6] Congrats. No one on Mars is visible from your plane.

Type "Atomic Space Limpet" into the laptop.

[4] A limpet adapted for space which feeds off nuclear power appears! It latches onto a random starship.

NO!

Found the Bacon Seperatist Movement and establish self as charismatic leader.

[6] You found the Bacon Separatist Movement and it promptly grows beyond your control. Your powers are reduced until you are little more than a figurehead for a scheming politician.

I tell the labtop to give my body the ability to defy gravity

[1] Your buddy now divines brevity.

CONTINUE BOTHERING POELPE FOR MOAR POWAAA

[1] You bother people and get deleted. Despite being unconscious. Respawn?

Escape marshmellows, attack Khajiit.

[1] You escape the marshmallows, can't find the khajiit, and get crushed by the marshmallows. Respawn?

GM Turn:
Batxenomorph [1] tries to get his Bat-Xenobreather but grabs his Bat-Acid instead. This makes the various others he tries to help worse.
The band tries to summon an aquarium to put the Black Lagoon Monster Green Arrow trumpeter in so he doesn't anexphyxiate. [1] Whoops, that seems to be a fish fryer, but BLMGAT jumped in...
The mutant Gordon Ramsay [2] finds a two-armed space suit [5], modifies it for a third arm, and dons it.
Tree-san sits still.
Next turn, everyone will die of anyxfixiation if you don't have some way to not suffocate, unless you can repair the dome!