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[Vorthon]

Type 'Convert Phobos into a habitable world' into the laptop and hope for the best.

[Praecordia]

Respawn in different habitable domed city on Mars.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I try to punch Deimos hard enough to knock it out of orbit and make it hit the dome

[3] You punch Deimos, causing its orbit to shift slightly inwards. In a few decades, it'll hit Mars.

Respawn as High Knight of the BACONIC ORDER.

[3] You are a knight on the High Council of the Baconic Order.

Complete the final step towards godhood and merge my spirit with the cosmic Cello and become the GOD OF MUSIC

[4] Cool, you're the God of Music.

Type 'Convert Phobos into a habitable world' into the laptop and hope for the best.

[2] "Convent Phobos to a habited world." Phobos is now a hollow rock full of space nuns.

Respawn in different habitable domed city on Mars.

[6] You respawn in the main colony, on Olympus Mons. That's where the insanity takes place. Oh, look, some "friendly" khajitat!

GM Turn:
The cybermorph and Batxenomorph cower before the God of Music!
Zombie Chell uses her theremin to summon [4] a trumpet-playing Green Arrow who is also an Eldar. These things are weird...
The Khajit [2] miss Praecordia.
The Medic is tired of trying to find someone to heal, and looks for some way to get to Earth. [6] He is transported there by a demon and devoured.

[misko27]

YES.

START BACON CRUSADE AGAINT THE HERETIC XENOMORPHS.

[Vorthon]

Type 'Portal to the plane of infinite kittens' into the laptop.

[Spinal_Taper]

BE MUSIC.

[Furtuka]

I rear back, kick Phobos as hard as I can, and ride it down back to the dome

[GreatWyrmGold]

YES.

START BACON CRUSADE AGAINT THE HERETIC XENOMORPHS.

[1] Your motion is tabled indefinitely. You stick around, hoping to remove the motion from the table.

Type 'Portal to the plane of infinite kittens' into the laptop.

[2] "Portal to the planet of infinite kitchens." A portal to a planet containing an infinite number of kitchens appears near the rubble of the building this insanity started in.

BE MUSIC.

[1] You are Annoying Sounds Made in Video Games. Nowhere near so prestigious.

I rear back, kick Phobos as hard as I can, and ride it down back to the dome

[6] You kick Phobos so head it shatters! Oh, no, the space nuns...Oh, wait, their habits are airtight. Landing's going to suck...

GM Turn:
The xenomorphs decide to attack Spinal_Taper. [4] The cybermorph entangles Spinal with the Xenorangs and cables, while Batxenomorph [3+1] delivers a right hook, [1v5] invigorating him.
Zombie Chell and Black Lagoon Monster Green Arrow [4] summoning a Flash Frankenstein's Xylophonist.
The khajit army [4] hits Praecordia with marshmallows. This is surprising effective. [4] Praecordia is okay, aside from being buried under many marshmallows.
The space nuns [1] all splat into flat little piles. I hope God doesn't get angry for this...

[misko27]

MOVE TO ETABLISH ALLIANCE WITH CHEESE, SO WE MAY Achieve our ULTIMATE GOAL OF TAKING OVER BREAKFASTIA.

[Furtuka]

I posess the pieces of Phobos and form them into a shield in front of me

[Praecordia]

Use one khajiit as a blunt weapon against the others.
No way this could go wrong!

[Spinal_Taper]

Aggravate people to gain powaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

[Vorthon]

Type 'Gordon Freeman' into laptop.

[killerhellhound]

Medic noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! get Rainblower go to earth. RAINBOW THE DEMONS.

[Serious Business]

Use my newfound power to create a sound so terrifying it creates little reality holes in mortals brains, proceed to use this sound on earth.