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[TCM]

Respawn as Twopack.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Fine Respawn in GLaDos body as mainframe. Now, GET TO THE BUILDING.

[2] You're still stuck in Furtaka. You notice Spinal_Taper.

Tell labtop to create "Breatheable Atmosphere"

[6] You create a big welling of air, damaging the dome more. It helps a little, though.

Harness self through minions. Become izanami, the shinto god of the sky. Do god things.

[6] Your minions pray very hard. It's distracting. [1-1] You become a normal dwarf, in-game, in the sky. How's that?
Also, the dice seem to hate everyone.

Enter universe as cosmic Cello player
Deliver the beat down on Yelrip

[1] You are a kid with a cosmic cello. [6v1] You destroy Yelrip, but break your arm doing so, in the tropey sense. Yelrip has made you a [4] parapalegic.

Put the pyro suit back on and type team fortress 2 into the laptop creation program hit create

You put on your still-on-fire Pyro suit. The laptop is still on Phobos, along with the rest of Furtaka.

Respawn as Twopack.

[6] What on Mars is Twopack?

GM Turn:
The radical Scientologist xenomorphs grab Serious Business.

[misko27]

I think twopack is the polite buisness man from YOU AT FINAL BOSS.

Why os everyone feel like being in the body?

KICK OTHER PEOPLE OUT OF BODY

[TCM]

Open fire.

[Furtuka]

Create "Virus that turns anyone who breathes it in into the martian equivalent of their species.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Open fire.

Okay, who's Twopack?

[misko27]

Open fire.

Okay, who's Twopack?

Yo should remember this.

Push RAPTORFANGAMER into boss!

(1) YOU PUSH ON RAPTOR. FORGETTING THAT HE IS NOW THE HIGH PRIEST OF ALL LIGHT MAGIC, AND THUS THE SACRED OBJECT FOR EVERY PALADIN IN EXISTENCE, YOU TRY TO PUSH HIM. FIRST, HE'S TOO HEAVY FOR YOUR BABY ARMS. SECOND, THOSE PALADINS JUST REMOVED YOUR BABY ARMS.

BECOME TUPAC THE RAG DOLL.

DESTROY MAGIC WITH GARRYS-MOD ESQUE ANTICS.

(2) YOU BECOME TWOPACK, THE PROPER GENTLEMAN RAGDOLL. SOMETHING ABOUT ICE CREAM ALSO. (4) YOU FLAIL AT IT RANDOMLY, KNOCKING CHAOS MAGIC OUT OF IT.

[GreatWyrmGold]

A lot happened that RTD.

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I think twopack is the polite buisness man from YOU AT FINAL BOSS.

Why os everyone feel like being in the body?

KICK OTHER PEOPLE OUT OF BODY

[4v6,2] Technically, you are in Furtaka's body, but you eject yourself from it. Spinal_Taper manages to avoid deletion. You are now a computer on Phobos.

Open fire.

[5] You throw some states at the xenomorphs. It kills some.

Create "Virus that turns anyone who breathes it in into the martian equivalent of their species.

[5] You do. It is in a neat sealed container on the Martian surface.

GM Turn:
The remaining recursive xenomorph and flat cat xenomorph retreat [4] into some rubble.
The cybermorphs [5,2] open fire with their weird xenocannons, hitting some rubble and [5] singing TCM's hair.
Batxenomorph [1] tries to find a batrocket, but instead finds a batbomb, and accidentally pulls the xenopin. [5] He survives.

[Furtuka]

Create "Explosion of tacks and other pointy metal objects capable of piercing the virus capsule"

[misko27]

Transfer intelligience into Nanobot swarm.

[Spinal_Taper]

Harness self through minions. Become izanami, the shinto god of the sky. Do god things.

[Serious Business]

Utilize cosmic cello to turn the Xenomorph into pianist of my ORCHESTRA Of DOOM.

[Doomblade187]

Respawn as the master of all air magic.

[killerhellhound]

use my flame thrower air blast to put out the fire on me then KILL THE BATOMORPH WITH FIRE IT IS A MONSTER

[misko27]

Utilize cosmic cello to turn the Xenomorph into pianist of my ORCHESTRA Of DOOM.

*ahem*Duh duh DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH.