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[Spinal_Taper]

Prove my strength to my god with a series of tasks, then merge with him, forming the most powerful demigod to walk the earth.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Am I still alive? Eh, Who cares.

Become the Sandman, but with ash.
Blind everyone.

[3] You can't figure out which sandman you want to be, so you just turn into sand. [1] When trying to blind people, the life support sucks you up and filters you out. Respawn?

Prove my strength to my god with a series of tasks, then merge with him, forming the most powerful demigod to walk the earth.

You already embarrassed yourself, but [3] by slaying a dragon with your bucket, you mildly impress it. Sadly, it was an ambassador from Venus. Smooth.

GM Turn
Yelpir chokes. The facehuggers [2] fail to find anyone in the city. The infected people get chestbursted, creating two flat cat chestbursters, three cyborg chestbursters, and a Batchestburster, all Scientologists.
Bavim throws down the grease guns and merges into [1] a very small poodle.
The CSM decides to take Yelpir's schtick, [4] creating a cyborg spaghettihugger.
The possessed objects [1,5,4,6v6] manage to miss the lamppost. The car crashes.
The army of lawyers [5v1] manages to surge out of a sea of paperwork and [5+1] completely ruin Doomblade, who loses his job in a scandal over stealing ammo. He is now an unemployed god.

[Spinal_Taper]

Drink dragon blood. Eat dragon soul. Kill more things. Merge with god.

[misko27]

RESPAWN AS MYSELF.
BUT WITH SUPERPOWERS.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Drink dragon blood. Eat dragon soul. Kill more things. Merge with god.

[6] You drink dragon blood so much that your stomach hurts and birds chatter is deafening. [4-1] You manage to eat the dragon's soul. It gives you heartburn and escapes before you can consume the full power. [6] You kill everything in the dome, except Yelpir, Bavim, the CSM, and their minions. [5,6,3] The other PCs are fine, too.

RESPAWN AS MYSELF.
BUT WITH SUPERPOWERS.

[3] You respawn halfway. [2] Your only power is the ability not to be hit in the legs. Because you don't have any.

GM Turn:
Yelpir [5] recovers from coughing. The facehuggers swarm the PCs.
Bavim growls threateningly at Spinal_Taper. [3] It is mildly scary.
The CSM [1] questions Pastafarianism and [5] avoids vanishing. The spaghettiborgs [4v6] shoot some meatmissiles at Spinal_Taper, who dodges.
The lawyers [5v3] get tangled up in paperwork.
The possessed objects [2,2,1] fail to hit the lamppost, one of them dies. The lamppost [6] skewers the others, tangling them up comically.

[Spinal_Taper]

"I am the force of Izanagi. I will return all to the Sky, as from which they came. My powers are that of my god, and I draw mine from his."
Pray to Izanagi for powr.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Oops, forgot. [2-1v1] You and Izanagi meld into a weird soul thingy. You are halfway in control.

[Spinal_Taper]

Merge minds with Izanagi.

[misko27]

Stop,
It's hammer time.

RESPAWN AS MC HAMMER, WITH REAL HAMMERS
BEAT THINGS WITH HAMMER

[TCM]

Appear.

Suplex someone.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Merge minds with Izanagi.

[2] You fail. The boring kind of fail.

Stop,
It's hammer time.

RESPAWN AS MC HAMMER, WITH REAL HAMMERS
BEAT THINGS WITH HAMMER

[3] You are Eminem Hammer, which is kinda freaky. [6] You have a massive pair of hammers made of M&Ms. You get buried under M&Ms.

Appear.

Suplex someone.

[5] You appear, hale and hearty. [6] You duplex everything. I don't know what that means, so let's assume it means "hug."

GM Turn:
The facehuggers start faceraping, which they should have rolled for last turn. [2,1,1,6,6] TCM, Spinal_Taper, and two facehuggers get faceraped. Three small Scientologist chestbursters grow into three recursive xenomorphs, who are of course Scientologists. Yelrip [6v5] annhilates Bavim with godling powers.
The CSM [5v3,3,4,2,4] grabs all existing players. The spaghettiborgs [6] fire missiles at the PCs, destroying themselves and [1,6,2,5,6] rendering Doomblade to a godly cyan mush. TCM and Furtaka dodge outside the dome. TCM starts to anaxphyxiate.
The lawyers file a motion to go home. [6v6] The debate goes on for hours.

[misko27]

Use money from record contract to buy lawyers
Attack scientologists with lawyers, their natural enemy.

[Spinal_Taper]

MERGE WITH IZANAGI-NO-OKAMI.

[Furtuka]

Grab labtop. Create Emp

[TCM]

Grab Facehugger, throw it at someone.