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[Doomblade187]

ASK MARS FOR MOAR AMMO. THEN, DESTOY THE XENOMORPH PERSON.

[GreatWyrmGold]

TYPE BAT MOBILE
USE BATMOBILES BACON GUN ATTACHMENT TO SHOOT BACON AT FACEHUGGERS.

[1] You can't find the Batmobile's keys. Smooth. You have everything from kryptonite to the Koran in that utility belt, and you don't even have keys?

ASK MARS FOR MOAR AMMO. THEN, DESTOY THE XENOMORPH PERSON.

[1] Mars reprimands you for not filling out proper paperwork and demotes you to God of Crossbows.

GM Turn
Across the city, anyone not respawned into a non-breathing or Martian form and not in a sealed something dies. The air is full of wails of spirits trying to respawn.
Yelpir [5] converts some passing spirits to Scientology. The Scientologist facehuggers [1] hug each others faces. Smooth.
Bavim [2] tries to shoot again, but no oxygen. Oh wait. [3] Bavim makes a little oxygen with demigod powers.
The spaghettiborgs start praying. [4] Several of them are sucked into a vortex, creating the Cyborg Spaghetti Monster, [6] which cannot fly and crushes everything. [4, 6, 1, 6] misko27 is saved from embarrassment by needing to respawn, and both Furtaka and Spinal_Taper ate too much spaghetti. Cyborg spaghetti.

[misko27]

I seriously can't belive I dodn't think of this earlier.

TYPE DOME AS POLTERGEIST
RESPAWN AS CROSS BETWEEN BOB MARLEY AND SHIITE ASSASIN.

EDIT: Wait, I'm dead. Hmm.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I seriously can't belive I dodn't think of this earlier.

TYPE DOME AS POLTERGEIST
RESPAWN AS CROSS BETWEEN BOB MARLEY AND SHIITE ASSASIN.

EDIT: Wait, I'm dead. Hmm.

[1] You respawn as a Sunni singer, and promptly anexphyxiate.

[misko27]

RESPAWN AS PLUMP HELMET MAN
TYPE DOME

HA, CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING STUPIDER THEN THAT TO RESPAWN AS CAN YOU?

[Doomblade187]

SHOOT BAVIM WITH CROSSBOWS AFTER FILLING OUT THE PROPER PAPERWORK FOR AMMO.

[Furtuka]

Show the ghosts how to posess objects and recruit them into my army!

[Spinal_Taper]

Prove my strength to my god with a series of tasks, then merge with him, forming the most powerful demigod to walk the earth.

[GreatWyrmGold]

RESPAWN AS PLUMP HELMET MAN
TYPE DOME

HA, CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING STUPIDER THEN THAT CAN YOU?

Yes I can. [1] You respawn as my little brother. [5] You type "Dome" before anyxphyxiating again. On the bright side, [5] aggiant, airtight dome appeared, and once life-support kicks in, we'll be in a bigger city than ever!

SHOOT BAVIM WITH CROSSBOWS AFTER FILLING OUT THE PROPER PAPERWORK FOR AMMO.

[6] You fill out paperwork and get so much ammo that you run out of time to shoot.

Show the ghosts how to posess objects and recruit them into my army!

[4] You teach several spirits how to possess objects. [1] They decide to kill you.

Geez, a third ninja.

Prove my strength to my god with a series of tasks, then merge with him, forming the most powerful demigod to walk the earth.

[1] You manage to get your head stuck in a bucket. Some final boss you'll be...

GM TURN
The facehuggers [3] infect some random people who are respawning as flat cats, cyborgs, and Batman. They mostly die. Yelpir [3] uses her godling powers on Doomblade, who loses all of his bolts.
Bavim [4] makes more oxygen.
The cyborg spaghetti monster [2] fails a religious debate with some passing Scientologist facehuggers. His spaghettiborgs [1] accidentally destroy each other.
The possessed objects [5,2,1,4,4,6 vs 6] mostly miss furtuka, although one--a former car--runs him over. Another one collapses and bursts against the cyborg spaghetti monster.

[Furtuka]

Did the car destroy my body?

[misko27]

For somereason, telling the GM that they can't possibly figure out a way to fuck my plans up doesn't work.

RESPAWN AS FLAMING PLUMP HELMET MAN ARMY HIVEMIND.
ATTACK FACEHUGGERS

I love how I'm responsible for every major monster here.

[Doomblade187]

GET MORE BOLTS AND SHOOT YELPIR. REPEATEDLY.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Did the car destroy my body?

Nah, you're fine.

For somereason, telling the GM that they can't possibly figure out a way to fuck my plans up doesn't work.

RESPAWN AS FLAMING PLUMP HELMET MAN ARMY.
ATTACK FACEHUGGERS

I lvoe how I'm responsible for every monster here.

[5] You are now an army of plump helmet men! [2] Wow, you burnt fast.
There is now an army of rogue ash men, and misko27 is one.

GET MORE BOLTS AND SHOOT YELPIR. REPEATEDLY.

[2] Mars asks for paperwork. You make a joke about him being the God of Paperwork. The God of Paperwork happens to be Mars's boss and doesn't like it, so now an army of lawyers is after you.

GM Turn
The facehuggers suddenly emit tiny Scientologist chestbursters! Oops. Yelpir [6] coughs up 23 more, choking.
Bavim [5] makes lots more oxygen. He should be able to fire the grease guns now.
The CSM [5] makes a big sermon about Neo-Pastafarianism. [5,2,2,6] misko27 and Furtaka are converted.
The possessed objects [6,3,4,5,6] start to attack Furtaka again, but [3] he convinces the lamppost to turn on the others.
The ash-men [6] smother Bavim and clog the grease guns. Now they can't fire and the ash-men are more or less gone.
The lawyers [2v6] get all tied up in legal issues.

[misko27]

Am I still alive? Eh, Who cares.

Become the Sandman, but with ash.
Blind everyone.

[Furtuka]

Extend my spirit in order to posess more objects to integrate into my body