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[misko27]

RECORD MASSIVE BATTLE BETWEEN THE THREE ENTITIES I CREATED

[Spinal_Taper]

We need a hero. The hero we choose is Izanaki, the god of the sky. I merge wth him.

[misko27]

We need a hero. The hero we choose is Izanaki, the god of the sky. I merge wth him.

Battle the stuff I made and I'll make more money.

[Furtuka]

Swap bodies with one of the cyborgs

[Doomblade187]

SHOOT BAVIM AND THE EXENOMOPRH QUEEN WITH TANK.

[GreatWyrmGold]

We need a hero. The hero we choose is Izanaki, the god of the sky. I merge wth him.

[4] You merge with Izanaki, who promptly [4+3v3] kicks you out of himself, stripping you of your power. So much for virgin sacrifice.

We need a hero. The hero we choose is Izanaki, the god of the sky. I merge wth him.

Battle the stuff I made and I'll make more money.

[6] You fight the army of spaghettiborgs, the forming xenomorph queen, and the demigod army of frying pugs. Guess how well it turns out? You are too obliterated to make money.

Swap bodies with one of the cyborgs

Technically, they're androids, and [2] your lack of fingers catches up to you.

SHOOT BAVIM AND THE EXENOMOPRH QUEEN WITH TANK.

It's supposed to be xenomorph queen...it is...
[4, 3] You shoot the divine beings. The xenomorph godling [1] loses its head, and Bavim [4] only loses a few frying pugs. It affects Bavim more.

GM Turn:
The xenomorph [5] regrows a head and decides to name itself Yelpir.
Bavim [5] fries the tank. [1] tank is immune to fire damage, but its fuel isn't. Doomblade needs a respawn.
The spaghettiborg army [5] assimilates nearby robots, computers, and pasta shops.
Everyone needs to figure out some way to breathe in the Martian atmosphere, or else they'll need a respawn.

[Doomblade187]

RISE FROM THE DEAD AS GOD OF THE FORGE.

[misko27]

RESPAWN AS BATMAN, BATMAN CAN BREATHE IN SPACE
REBUILD SPHERE WITH AIR

[Furtuka]

Detach spirit from body via pure force of will

[GreatWyrmGold]

RISE FROM THE DEAD AS GOD OF THE FORGE.

[2] You do not respawn.

RESPAWN AS BATMAN, BATMAN CAN BREATHE IN SPACE
REBUILD SPHERE WITH AIR

[4] You respawn as Batman. [3] You rebuild a dome. It is not pressurized or entirely airtight.

Detach spirit from body via pure force of will

[5] Wow, the one guy who could have survived discorporated himself.

[misko27]

TYPE IN DOME MECHANIC KIT
FIX DOME

[Furtuka]

Posess android

[Doomblade187]

RESPAWN AS GOD OF GUNS. FIX DOME.

[GreatWyrmGold]

TYPE IN DOME MECHANIC KIT
FIX DOME

[3] You get a dime mechanic kit. [1] You destroy the dome.

Posess android

[5] The androids were assimilated, so you possess a bunch of scrap and make a scrap golem.

RESPAWN AS GOD OF GUNS. FIX DOME.

[6] You respawn as the God of Guns! Your boss is the local god, Mars. [5] You destroy what's left of the dome. You're a god of guns, how do guns fix things?

GM Turn

Yelpir [5] coughs up some facehuggers. Scientologist facehuggers.
Bavim [3] torches the immediate area, including some pugs.
The spaghettiborgs [4] aim and fire at Doomblade. [6+1] He returns fire, destroying their missiles with bullets, but now the god of guns is out of ammo. Wow.
You've got about a turn to make sure you can breathe on Mars...Wait, all four of you can.

[misko27]

TYPE BAT MOBILE
USE BATMOBILES BACON GUN ATTACHMENT TO SHOOT BACON AT FACEHUGGERS AND PUGS.