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[Slayerhero90]

JUST MAKE SOME BACON, DAMNIT! I'M HUNGRY!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Type labtop instruction manual. Hit create

[6] You enthusiastically type in "Labtop instruction manual manual," and realise that the manual is probably in the rubble.

JUST MAKE SOME BACON, DAMNIT! I'M HUNGRY!

[1] You type "Gavin," and a guy named Gavin starts moaning from inside the rubble. My die does not like bacon.

[Furtuka]

Type in Bulldozer. Hit Create

Use Bulldozer to clear rubble

[Spinal_Taper]

Jester uses his eldritch powers to create a gaming desktop from hell!

[Slayerhero90]

Can I have some bacon-covered bacon? :c

[GreatWyrmGold]

Type in Bulldozer. Hit Create

Use Bulldozer to clear rubble

[2] You type "Bull dixer." The laptop freezes, before you hear a southern moo from a Dixie bull from the rubble. [6] You spur the bull into action, [5] and it clears some of the rubble onto you.

[Slayerhero90]

You skipped my bacon-covered bacon. :c

[Greenstarfanatic]

((Why would a five make the bull push rubble ONTO him?))

TYPE IN...

...:-)

(YES, THE SMILEY.)

[Furtuka]

EXPLODE OUT OF THE RUBBLE WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS

[Spinal_Taper]

Jester uses his eldritch powers to create a gaming desktop from hell!

plz mr. gm. don't hold out on me.

[GreatWyrmGold]

You skipped my bacon-covered bacon. :c

Technically, I didn't notice it.
[6] You repeat "covered bacon" enough that in becomes Baconception, bacon which turns any flesh it is in contact with into bacon.

((Why would a five make the bull push rubble ONTO him?))

TYPE IN...

...:-)

(YES, THE SMILEY.)

(The 5 let the bull push the rubble; the 6 is why it's on him.)
[4] You type it in. A big yellow sphere with a black on it appears.

EXPLODE OUT OF THE RUBBLE WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS

[3] You make a small explosion, but due to the explosion you can't get out before the rubble lands on you again.

Jester uses his eldritch powers to create a gaming desktop from hell!

How'd I miss two actions?
[3] You summon a desktop computer from Hell. Why?

[Furtuka]

Claw my way out of the rubble with the skill of a Star Nosed Mole!

[Slayerhero90]

MAKE WELDING GLOVES.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Claw my way out of the rubble with the skill of a Star Nosed Mole!

[2] You fail to develop star-shaped mole skills.

MAKE WELDING GLOVES.

[5-1] Despite not having vaguely adequate materials, you make gloves which can be used to weld.

[Slayerhero90]

USE BACON AS A WEAPON!