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Slayerhero90

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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #60 on: September 23, 2012, 09:24:58 am »

JUST MAKE SOME BACON, DAMNIT! I'M HUNGRY!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #61 on: September 23, 2012, 09:27:47 am »

Type labtop instruction manual. Hit create
[6] You enthusiastically type in "Labtop instruction manual manual," and realise that the manual is probably in the rubble.

JUST MAKE SOME BACON, DAMNIT! I'M HUNGRY!
[1] You type "Gavin," and a guy named Gavin starts moaning from inside the rubble. My die does not like bacon.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #62 on: September 23, 2012, 09:32:56 am »

Type in Bulldozer. Hit Create

Use Bulldozer to clear rubble
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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #63 on: September 23, 2012, 10:04:05 am »

Jester uses his eldritch powers to create a gaming desktop from hell!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #64 on: September 23, 2012, 10:11:54 am »

Can I have some bacon-covered bacon? :c
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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #65 on: September 23, 2012, 10:19:28 am »

Type in Bulldozer. Hit Create

Use Bulldozer to clear rubble
[2] You type "Bull dixer." The laptop freezes, before you hear a southern moo from a Dixie bull from the rubble. [6] You spur the bull into action, [5] and it clears some of the rubble onto you.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #66 on: September 23, 2012, 10:26:18 am »

You skipped my bacon-covered bacon. :c
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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #67 on: September 23, 2012, 10:28:45 am »

((Why would a five make the bull push rubble ONTO him?))

TYPE IN...

...:-)

(YES, THE SMILEY.)
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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #68 on: September 23, 2012, 10:30:24 am »

EXPLODE OUT OF THE RUBBLE WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS
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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #69 on: September 23, 2012, 10:35:09 am »

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plz mr. gm. don't hold out on me.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #70 on: September 23, 2012, 10:53:10 am »

You skipped my bacon-covered bacon. :c
Technically, I didn't notice it.
[6] You repeat "covered bacon" enough that in becomes Baconception, bacon which turns any flesh it is in contact with into bacon.

((Why would a five make the bull push rubble ONTO him?))

TYPE IN...

...:-)

(YES, THE SMILEY.)
(The 5 let the bull push the rubble; the 6 is why it's on him.)
[4] You type it in. A big yellow sphere with a black ;) on it appears.

EXPLODE OUT OF THE RUBBLE WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS
[3] You make a small explosion, but due to the explosion you can't get out before the rubble lands on you again.

Jester uses his eldritch powers to create a gaming desktop from hell!
How'd I miss two actions?
[3] You summon a desktop computer from Hell. Why?
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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #71 on: September 23, 2012, 10:55:33 am »

Claw my way out of the rubble with the skill of a Star Nosed Mole!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #72 on: September 23, 2012, 10:59:53 am »

MAKE WELDING GLOVES.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #73 on: September 23, 2012, 11:11:36 am »

Claw my way out of the rubble with the skill of a Star Nosed Mole!
[2] You fail to develop star-shaped mole skills.

MAKE WELDING GLOVES.
[5-1] Despite not having vaguely adequate materials, you make gloves which can be used to weld.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #74 on: September 23, 2012, 11:20:48 am »

USE BACON AS A WEAPON!
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