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[GreatWyrmGold]

SACRIFICE VIRGINS. OBTAIN UNHOLY STRENGTH.

[4] You find and sacrifice virgins. [5] You obtain unholy strength. You are now a goth guy with a jester suit and strong unholy powers.

Snatch up Laptop and type in 'Giant Purple Hippopotamus' in the box.

((This is really less of a Minimalistic RTD, than a Scribblenauts RTD.))

I really have only vague ideas of what a minimalist RTD is. I decided I'd let all your madness get locked into a room and see what happened.
[4] You type in "Giant Purple Hippopotamus."

CONSUME STOOL

[2] You shove the stool into your face. The stool and the dice must have an alliance.

[NRDL]

Use Unholy strength to punch through walls.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Use Unholy strength to punch through walls.

[4] You punch a hole in the wall.

...
[4] The GM has a decent idea of where the building is.
You are in the middle of a city in a pressurized dome on Mars. Oh, god, you're going to break the dome aren't you?

[Doomblade187]

GRAB LAPTOP FROM GREENSTAR, TYPE IN "FLUFFY WAMBLER". CLICK CREATE.

[NRDL]

Find a generator.

[Greenstarfanatic]

ASGADVMGHGD CLICK CREATE BEFORE THE LAPTOP GETS TAKEN AWAY!

[GreatWyrmGold]

GRAB LAPTOP FROM GREENSTAR, TYPE IN "FLUFFY WAMBLER". CLICK CREATE.

[4v3] You grab the laptop. [6] You type in fluffy wambler twice and hit create three times. The program attempts to comprehend a "giant purple hippopotamus fluffy wambler fluffy wambler," then [4] creates three horse-sized things like animate teddy hippos.

Find a generator.

[5] You find a functioning generator.
[2] The GM is nervous.

ASGADVMGHGD CLICK CREATE BEFORE THE LAPTOP GETS TAKEN AWAY!

[3v4] You fail.

[Furtuka]

Plug your labtop into the generator's control panel thingy or the equivalent

[GreatWyrmGold]

Plug your labtop into the generator's control panel thingy or the equivalent

[3] You get the laptop, run to NRDL, and plug in the laptop. The laptop is no longer in the room, but you notice that the big screen is still showing what the laptop is doing like it was before I remembered to mention it.

[Furtuka]

Type in Power Surge into the labtop. Click Create

[GreatWyrmGold]

Type in Power Surge into the labtop. Click Create

[4] You do. The lights everywhere go brighter.

[Greenstarfanatic]

PUNCH FURTAKA AND GRAB LAPTOP.

TYPE IN GIANT BANANA

PRESS CREATE.

EAT.

[GreatWyrmGold]

PUNCH FURTAKA AND GRAB LAPTOP.

TYPE IN GIANT BANANA

PRESS CREATE.

EAT.

[2] You do not punch Furtaka. [3] You do grab the laptop. [6] You type in "giant banana" several times and hit "Create!" A few dozen giant bananas are created back in the room. [2-1] By the time you reach the room, you are so tired you fall into a banana. A hippo wambler or whatever they are is munching on a banana, though.

[Furtuka]

Type in Overload and hit Create

[GreatWyrmGold]

Type in Overload and hit Create

[3] You type in "Overlard" and hit "Create!" A bunch of lard appears on the ceiling. The bananas are now disgusting.