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[Vorthon]

((That's Bay12 for you. Give us an inch, and we'll start possessing planets.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

Set various things on fire, GAIN MOAR POWA!

[3] You set the Doomburger on fire, but it doesn't catch. Dr. Kong threatens to sue you for attempted damages. Oops...

Posess Europa

[1] You shift your consciousness to a speck of dust near Mercury.

Offer the Moaivatars the rulership of Ceres in exchange for crushing the CAPITALIST FILTH.

[6] You do. After Dr. Kong smashes 153 of them, someone points out that you don't actually own Ceres and have no way of getting them there. The Moaivatars return to striking.

Obtain abilities.

[3] You gain the ability to summon a blade which kinda sucks souls. Maybe you should improve it.

GM TURN:
Dr. Kong [2] summons a moody paralegal, then tosses her out.
The cashier reaches the last human colony. [5] Soon, a Doomburger is made there.
The demons [2] provide food for the new demand for Doomburgers.
The Moaivatars continue striking, except for a couple hundred who offer to help rebuild Doomburger.

[misko27]

Open competing chain which sells human flesh to demons. CALL IT: FLAMEY JOES.
Sell company.
Use cash to enhance current form.

[Spinal_Taper]

REFINE BLADE.

[Vorthon]

Bah. Create new army. This time of generic rock creatures. Make them mindless automatons that obey my orders without being able to rebel. Use them to wipe the CAPITALIST FILTH from my pristine world.

[zombie killer]

Pull nuke from back pocket. Throw at army

[Furtuka]

Possess Mercury

[GreatWyrmGold]

Open competing chain which sells human flesh to demons. CALL IT: FLAMEY JOES.
Sell company.
Use cash to enhance current form.

[6] You open up a competing chain and get more orders than you could hope to fulfil on your current stock. Specifically, several million orders from zero stock. [5-1] Despite impediments from these demons, you manage to sell Flame Jokes for ℅1,000,000, which you are told is a large sum of money for demons. It seems to writhe in torment. [6] Oops, you are now a firey spirit infested with a million damned souls.

REFINE BLADE.

[4] Remember that blade the lich had at the start? You have it.

Bah. Create new army. This time of generic rock creatures. Make them mindless automatons that obey my orders without being able to rebel. Use them to wipe the CAPITALIST FILTH from my pristine world.

[5] You now have a horde of  earth mars elementals. [4v4,5] While they can't overwhelm Doomburger, they manage to partly deconstruct Flamey Joe's before the demons waiting for orders tears them apart.

Pull nuke from back pocket. Throw at army

[6] Ooh, what a pretty nuke...BOOM. Respawn?

Possess Mercury

[2] No such luck.

GM Turn:
Dr. Kong [5] successfully sues Mars for damages. Since Mars doesn't have any money, Dr. Kong takes his house and army.
[1] The demon running Flame Joe's goes bankrupt despite owning the most popular demonic eatery in the solar system, and the only one. The other demons [4] fan out, in search of humans to eat.
The Moaivatars [6] head to the irradiated area and gain superpowers.

[misko27]

MORE MONEY TIME
BUY OUT THE COLLAPSING FLAMEY JOES FOR SUPER LOW PRICE.
TURN AROUND BUISNESS
SELL TO BUY MORE AWESOME FORM

[Vorthon]

...How can he take my house? I don't have a house.

JUST FUCKING KILL THAT CAPITALIST FILTH ALREADY. OPEN UP A CHASM BENEATH HIM, DROP HIM DOWN IT, SLAM IT SHUT. OPEN IT, AND SLAM IT SHUT AGAIN. THEN REPEAT THAT. THEN KEEP REPEATING IT.

[Yoink]

>RESPAWN AS DEMON

WAIT, I WASN'T DEAD

>EAT FLESH

>GROW

[Furtuka]

POSSESS THE SUN

[Spinal_Taper]

Kill the innocent, drain their souls into the blade.

[GreatWyrmGold]

MORE MONEY TIME
BUY OUT THE COLLAPSING FLAMEY JOES FOR SUPER LOW PRICE.
TURN AROUND BUISNESS
SELL TO BUY MORE AWESOME FORM

[6] You buy Flamey Joe's for only ℅1, but you also get its lawsuits, which are projected to cost somewhere from ℅10,000 to ℅75,000. [4-1] You get an offer to sell Flamey Joe's for -℅5,000. Do you want to take it?

...How can he take my house? I don't have a house.

JUST FUCKING KILL THAT CAPITALIST FILTH ALREADY. OPEN UP A CHASM BENEATH HIM, DROP HIM DOWN IT, SLAM IT SHUT. OPEN IT, AND SLAM IT SHUT AGAIN. THEN REPEAT THAT. THEN KEEP REPEATING IT.

Your house is Mars. Check the character list occasionally.

>RESPAWN AS DEMON

WAIT, I WASN'T DEAD

>EAT FLESH

>GROW

[1] You eat garbage and throw up. [1] You shrink back to rat size.

POSSESS THE SUN

[1] You possess a speck of dust falling into the Sun. Respawn?

Kill the innocent, drain their souls into the blade.

[5] You kill a thousand or so.

GM TURN:
Dr. Kong tries to get the demons to pay rent. [6] He is buried in Damned Souls.
The demons try to get rights to parts of Mars. [4v5] Dr. Kong's law-fu is stronger.
The colony branch of Doomburger [4] does well.
The moaivatars try to form a superhero team. [5] The League of Justice gets its space station, New Phobos, into orbit.

[Spinal_Taper]

Channel their strength to forge the armor of the damned.