((Good grief, man. Bit early for end-game type stuff, don'tcha think?))
Earth was conquered by demons a few turns ago.
Technically, it was conquered by demons when you tried to get the childhood self-image of Tokugawa to defeat the demons or something like that.
Type 'Long-khajiit' on the laptop. For the Lulz.
((Dammit, I was kind of hoping I'd flub that typing. Just to see what happens.))
[3] A long-jacket appears on Mars, because that's the best typo I could think of.
Get my faithful pianist companion to try converting some Xenomorphs to Reformed Celloism then lead them on a holy war against the heretic Xenomorhps.
[1] Batxenomorph has joined the last cybermorph against you!
REBUILD HUMAN OUTPOSTS WHILE DRIVING BACK THE DEMONIC ARMIES.
[2] The rubble gets shifted around, [5] but you single-handedly decimate the demonic armies. By which I mean, 10% are now dead. Speaking of dead, you seem to have already been that, so...Respawn?
Create interdimensional portal!
[2] Nope.
Spawn in next habitable domed city on Mars.
[1] You spawn on Io. Oops. Respawn?
Wow, that's probably the fastest death yet...
GM Turn:
Batxenomorph hands some gadgets to the cybermorph. The latter [4,4] incorporates some Xenorangs into his system.
The medic heals a random person...Serious Business, let's say. [1] He explodes in gore. Respawn?
Zombie Chell uses her theremin to summon some other instrument players to form a band. [1] She summons a Superbronzecolossus who plays the tuba. Uh-oh...
The khajit army opens fire on SBC. [5] The fluffy-wambler-like marshmallows turn out to be its Kryptonite, leading to the shortest and most embarrassing supervillain defeat in history.
Side nite: The characters list now includes a spoiler for notable items! Check it early, check it often!