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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #225 on: September 30, 2012, 04:33:18 pm »

Abandon the theremin playing zombie and go to convert all the other Xenomorphs to Cello-ism, worship of the almighty Cosmic Cello.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #226 on: October 02, 2012, 06:16:42 am »

I command the labtop to give the xenomorphs a weakness to rust
[1] The xenomorphs now have rust powers.

Try to remanifest as something else near the laptop, and type in 'Army of Khajiit armed with marshmallow guns'.
[3] You remanifest as a small child...on Phobos. You have two turns before death by decompression and anexphyxiation. [5] Your army appears on Mars, forcing me to look up what a Khajiit is.

Abandon the theremin playing zombie and go to convert all the other Xenomorphs to Cello-ism, worship of the almighty Cosmic Cello.
Poor Zombie Cell...
[4] You leave her and 6] make the xenomorphs violent Celloists, who consider you unworthy to wield the Cosmic Cello.

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The non-Bat xenomorphs [1] get killed by a cybermorph's missile. Only said cybermorph survives.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #227 on: October 02, 2012, 02:32:51 pm »

Type 'Long-khajiit' on the laptop. For the Lulz.

((Dammit, I was kind of hoping I'd flub that typing. Just to see what happens.))
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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #228 on: October 02, 2012, 03:16:32 pm »

Get my faithful pianist companion to try converting some Xenomorphs to Reformed Celloism then lead them on a holy war against the heretic Xenomorhps.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #229 on: October 02, 2012, 03:17:49 pm »

REBUILD HUMAN OUTPOSTS WHILE DRIVING BACK THE DEMONIC ARMIES.
« Last Edit: October 02, 2012, 03:26:51 pm by misko27 »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #230 on: October 02, 2012, 03:18:54 pm »

((Good grief, man. Bit early for end-game type stuff, don'tcha think?))
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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #231 on: October 02, 2012, 03:20:13 pm »

((Good grief, man. Bit early for end-game type stuff, don'tcha think?))
Earth was conquered by demons a few turns ago.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #232 on: October 02, 2012, 03:21:44 pm »

Wait what why don I remember that?
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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #233 on: October 02, 2012, 04:35:31 pm »

Create interdimensional portal!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #234 on: October 02, 2012, 05:33:47 pm »

Spawn in next habitable domed city on Mars.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #235 on: October 02, 2012, 05:35:12 pm »

Create interdimensional portal!
Because that can't possibly fail.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #236 on: October 02, 2012, 05:57:15 pm »

((Good grief, man. Bit early for end-game type stuff, don'tcha think?))
Earth was conquered by demons a few turns ago.
Technically, it was conquered by demons when you tried to get the childhood self-image of Tokugawa to defeat the demons or something like that.

Type 'Long-khajiit' on the laptop. For the Lulz.

((Dammit, I was kind of hoping I'd flub that typing. Just to see what happens.))
[3] A long-jacket appears on Mars, because that's the best typo I could think of.

Get my faithful pianist companion to try converting some Xenomorphs to Reformed Celloism then lead them on a holy war against the heretic Xenomorhps.
[1] Batxenomorph has joined the last cybermorph against you!

REBUILD HUMAN OUTPOSTS WHILE DRIVING BACK THE DEMONIC ARMIES.
[2] The rubble gets shifted around, [5] but you single-handedly decimate the demonic armies. By which I mean, 10% are now dead. Speaking of dead, you seem to have already been that, so...Respawn?

Create interdimensional portal!
[2] Nope.

Spawn in next habitable domed city on Mars.
[1] You spawn on Io. Oops. Respawn?
Wow, that's probably the fastest death yet...

GM Turn:
Batxenomorph hands some gadgets to the cybermorph. The latter [4,4] incorporates some Xenorangs into his system.
The medic heals a random person...Serious Business, let's say. [1] He explodes in gore. Respawn?
Zombie Chell uses her theremin to summon some other instrument players to form a band. [1] She summons a Superbronzecolossus who plays the tuba. Uh-oh...
The khajit army opens fire on SBC. [5] The fluffy-wambler-like marshmallows turn out to be its Kryptonite, leading to the shortest and most embarrassing supervillain defeat in history.

Side nite: The characters list now includes a spoiler for notable items! Check it early, check it often!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #237 on: October 02, 2012, 05:59:03 pm »

I try to punch Deimos hard enough to knock it out of orbit and make it hit the dome
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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #238 on: October 02, 2012, 06:01:20 pm »

Respawn as High Knight of the BACONIC ORDER.
« Last Edit: October 02, 2012, 06:16:04 pm by misko27 »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #239 on: October 02, 2012, 06:12:10 pm »

Complete the final step towards godhood and merge my spirit with the cosmic Cello and become the GOD OF MUSIC
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