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[IronyOwl]

Welp, here you are, a demon in hell. Admittedly, you're mainly calling it hell because you're here and you're a demon, but you're quite certain that's sound logic.

You can't quite remember who or what you are at the moment, though. Which is kind of a shame, because presumably who or what you are will greatly affect the next step of your plans.

[IronyOwl]

Well whatever. No sense worrying about the details anyway.


More importantly, it's time for you to execute...

THE PLAN.


See, you're kind of stuck here, at least for a while, and that's mostly gonna suck. Nothing's even here!

But, what if you made some stuff here, like a bunch of servants? Aha! Then you'd be surrounded by awesome, and you're pretty sure it wouldn't have any negative consequences.

All you need is to figure out what you want to make. There's so many options, after all...

[GreatWyrmGold]

Start with...oh, something simple. A fluffy wambler, maybe? They're basically cute, animate teddy bears.

[IronyOwl]

Start with...oh, something simple. A fluffy wambler, maybe? They're basically cute, animate teddy bears.

Really?


Well alright then, you suppose you could do that...


Tada! You have some small teddy bear things. They'll make good decorations you suppose.

Now then, on to more serious matters.

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Wait what?

Hm. You are the Golden Bear, leader of your people. You've just been created by a giant demon.

...now what?

[GreatWyrmGold]

...Holy crap, that worked?
Create larger creatures, humanoids of some sort, with arm proportions optimized for throwing. Create more fluffy wamblers.

[Criptfeind]

Also make some flying imps. Everyone loves flying imps.

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Gather your fellow bearkind and forge a revolution against your oppressive maker! Pass the word in secret, gather what you can for tools and weapons. Viva la Revolution!

[IronyOwl]

Also make some flying imps. Everyone loves flying imps.

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Gather your fellow bearkind and forge a revolution against your oppressive maker! Pass the word in secret, gather what you can for tools and weapons. Viva la Revolution!

Yeah, everyone does love flying imps.


Ta-da! Now you have some decorations for the air.

You have no idea what this silliness about a revolution could be, though. How silly!

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Become Imp King Y/N?

...Holy crap, that worked?
Create larger creatures, humanoids of some sort, with arm proportions optimized for throwing. Create more fluffy wamblers.

[4] You create a passable dirtman that could be argued to be humanoid. You get the feeling this is not the most productive use of your time.

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Cease being Bear King? Y/N

[Criptfeind]

Why not Y.

[IronyOwl]

Why not Y.

You are the Imp King. Now what?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Have dirtman practice throwing fluffy wamblers, using imps as targets. Weeds out the weak imps.
Make some swimming imps, and a big tank like a supervilain might have for sharks.

[Criptfeind]

Make a suitable crown for my magnificence.

[IronyOwl]

Have dirtman practice throwing fluffy wamblers, using imps as targets. Weeds out the weak imps.
Make some swimming imps, and a big tank like a supervilain might have for sharks.

Your dirtman is kind of obviously inanimate, and frankly not that sturdy. Even having your people move its arms would probably be more like moving armfuls of dirt through the air followed by actually throwing something.

Make a suitable crown for my magnificence.

Out of what? You don't notice any gold or anything lying around.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Reinforce dirt man!
Repeat previous plan!
Make a crown out of dead imps!

[Dariush]

Create a black hole.

[Criptfeind]

Swarm those pitiful and weak (but offensive) bearmen. Rend their flesh and make a crown of their fluff.