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[Dsarker]

You didn't see the Errata for that? In the 1st errata for that volume, it noted that they actually summon Xenu to the field, flanked by space ships (they look like DC-8s without fans).

[ExKirby]

You managed to destroy my elephant? Well, have at you all! I shall place my traditional endgame piece, the 20 Cascader from the Explosives Compendium Volume 7! After 20 turns, anything within 20 squares will be Cascaded! And if it's destroyed early, it'll blow up anyway, only for the turns it had to charge.


  .......
  .......
  .......
     |
.....O........2   
UUU............   
.......mm......   
...X....@...... 
....X..........   
.....XXX.......    ~~ 
..P..XBX.......    ~~~~~~
..F..XXX......O===@N~~~~
...........W...  ~~~~~~~~~
...V...........   ~~~~~
..D............    ~~~~~~ 
...............
     .@U.
    .....
    .....
    .....   

Spoiler: Legend (click to show/hide)

. = grass
X = Destroyed Ground
X = Irradiated Destroyed Ground.
P = Pyromancer
B = White Bishop
F = unruly radioactive radish farmer
O=== = timegate lane
~ = Sea of Chaos
@ = Planar Guardian
N = Ninja
W = Flying Mutant Laser Whale
u = Demolitionist girl scout infiltrator
. = irradiated murky pool
U = Schrodinger's Swordsman
@ = Human Knight
V = Vriska Serket
D = Dave Strider
|
O =Portal to the Paradox Realm
. = Paradox Realm
@ = Karsul, the Hammerer
U = Rogue Scientologists
2 = 20 Cascader

[Darvi]

Cruses, my monkeys are all but eliminated. Nothing to worry though, as I can now point towards the "Survival of the Fittest" rule from the Strawman Evolutionist's Guide to Natural Selection, fifth Darvinian Edition to spontaneously evolve my remaining monkeys into hulking, armed, and powerful protohuman marines. And due to the recent annihilation of their former would-be-comrades, they are pissed.


  .......
  .......
  .......
     |
.....O........2   
UUU............   
.......MM......   
...X....@...... 
....X..........   
.....XXX.......    ~~ 
..P..XBX.......    ~~~~~~
..F..XXX......O===@N~~~~
...........W...  ~~~~~~~~~
...V...........   ~~~~~
..D............    ~~~~~~ 
...............
     .@U.
    .....
    .....
    .....   

Spoiler: Legend (click to show/hide)

. = grass
X = Destroyed Ground
X = Irradiated Destroyed Ground.
P = Pyromancer
B = White Bishop
F = unruly radioactive radish farmer
O=== = timegate lane
~ = Sea of Chaos
@ = Planar Guardian
N = Ninja
W = Flying Mutant Laser Whale
u = Demolitionist girl scout infiltrator
. = irradiated murky pool
U = Schrodinger's Swordsman
@ = Human Knight
V = Vriska Serket
D = Dave Strider
|O =Portal to the Paradox Realm
. = Paradox Realm
@ = Karsul, the Hammerer
U = Rogue Scientologists
2 = 20 Cascader
M = Angry Marines

Wait what's happening shit the space devourer is affecting the entire game, both on and off the gaming field!

[mainiac]

I see my butterfly has been negated by a larger amount of chaos then it itself introduced.  Well played sir, I applaud you.  It's as if my butterfly never was.

Since my butterfly is in Neverland it is brought back to life by the sound of clapping (See theTacticus of Pans and plot Hooks, young Tacticians addendum, the ovation of Tinkerbell.)  A pocket Neverland is brought into play, restoring harmonic balance to the Chaos effects.  As a Faerie creature the butterfly removes all poison effects from the field.


  .......
  .......
  .......   b
     |      |
.....O......O.2   
UUU............   
.......MM......   
...X....@...... 
....X..........   
.....XXX.......    ~~ 
..P..XBX.......    ~~~~~~
..F..XXX......O===@N~~~~
...........W...  ~~~~~~~~~
...V...........   ~~~~~
..D............    ~~~~~~ 
...............
     .@U.
    .....
    .....
    .....   

Spoiler: Legend (click to show/hide)

. = grass
X = Destroyed Ground
X = Irradiated Destroyed Ground.
P = Pyromancer
B = White Bishop
F = unruly radioactive radish farmer
O=== = timegate lane
~ = Sea of Chaos
@ = Planar Guardian
N = Ninja
W = Flying Mutant Laser Whale
u = Demolitionist girl scout infiltrator
. = irradiated murky pool
U = Schrodinger's Swordsman
@ = Human Knight
V = Vriska Serket
D = Dave Strider
|O =Portal to the Paradox Realm
. = Paradox Realm
@ = Karsul, the Hammerer
U = Rogue Scientologists
2 = 20 Cascader
M = Angry Marines
b = Fairy Butterfly

Everyone take note that the number of dimensions in play is now 4.  You all know what happens if we get up to six.

[Darvi]

I've seen one go as high up as 9.

There were no survivors, needless to be said.

[Khorne]

I place a Khornite Cthulhu on the board.


  .......
  .......
  .......
     |
.....O........2   
UUU............   
.......mm......   
...X....@...... 
....X..........   
.....XXX.......    ~~ 
..P..XBX.......    ~~~~~~
..F..XXX......O===@N~~~~
...........W...  ~~~~~~~~~
...V...........   ~~~~~
..D............    ~~~~~~ 
...............
     .@U.
    .....
    .....
    .....   

Spoiler: Legend (click to show/hide)

. = grass
X = Destroyed Ground
X = Irradiated Destroyed Ground.
P = Pyromancer
B = White Bishop
F = unruly radioactive radish farmer
O=== = timegate lane
~ = Sea of Chaos
@ = Planar Guardian
N = Ninja
W = Flying Mutant Laser Whale
u = Demolitionist girl scout infiltrator
. = irradiated murky pool
U = Schrodinger's Swordsman
@ = Human Knight
V = Vriska Serket
D = Dave Strider
|
O =Portal to the Paradox Realm
. = Paradox Realm
@ = Karsul, the Hammerer
U = Rogue Scientologists
2 = 20 Cascader

[mainiac]

Ignoring my pocket universe.  And right after we talked about surplus dimensions too.  This will get hairy...

[Darvi]

Tsetsetsetsetse. If you'd bothered to check page 84 of the □□□□□□□□□□ Handbook for Elder Horrors and the Madmen that serve Them, you'd have known that Great Old Ones cannot get any templates attached to them.

[Khorne]

Tsetsetsetsetse. If you'd bothered to check page 84 of the □□□□□□□□□□ Handbook for Elder Horrors and the Madmen that serve Them, you'd have known that Great Old Ones cannot get any templates attached to them.

I will have you know that Khorne is a great old one of blood and war. And it only makes perfect since for Cthulhu to serve him as a Khornite Berserker.

[Darvi]

It doesn't matter, I just found a sidebar in the Politics, Intrigues and Corruption book that states that presidential candidates cannot be summoned anyway.

[Khorne]

It doesn't matter, I just found a sidebar in the Politics, Intrigues and Corruption book that states that presidential candidates cannot be summoned anyway.

If you read the rule book of Chaos Gods and their Chaotic Minions you would know that any Chaos God can make any creature of his or her choosing his or her minion. And also Politics, Intrigues and Corruption is worthless when the presidental candidate is controled by Chaos. Therefore your arguement is once again invalid.

[mainiac]

((Guys, the only rule of improv is never disagree with the other improvers.  If someone does disagree with you then you go along with what they say and only correct them if they are doing it habitually.))

[10ebbor10]

According to the Revised edition of Tacticus, edition 27.5: A Quick summary in 2302 pages.

All books of Tacticus are equally valid and right, and it is impossible for conflicts to occur. Therefore, anytime 2 players state have a discussion about potentially conflicting rules, both of them are wrong, for Tacticus is always right.

[Aklyon]

Woo, another Tacticus game.

I place a portal somewhere on the field, to be revealed in 5 turns. If something stumbles into it before then, as according to Trans-dimensional Tomfoolery, Negative 4th edition, they gain control of it instead.

[Darvi]

Which timeline?