Topic: ~~TACTICUS~~ (Read 7969 times)

Furtuka · « **Reply #60 on:** September 22, 2012, 10:54:08 pm »

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I send my farmer to begin lobbing his potatoes at the bishop to irradiate it.

Spoiler: Legend (click to show/hide)

RedWarrior0 · « **Reply #61 on:** September 22, 2012, 11:04:34 pm »

Being distracted/irradiated, the Bishop's Spell goes haywire! Boom, explosion.
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NUKE9.13 · « **Reply #62 on:** September 22, 2012, 11:10:17 pm »

Well then.

Now that the Elephant is dead, the monkeys take the bag of peanuts, and vacate the area to divide their spoils amongst themselves equally (see Democracy In Monkeys, Edition Four, Volume Six)

Aaaaand it's a new lunar cycle! Get your science on, people!

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mcclay · « **Reply #63 on:** September 22, 2012, 11:18:06 pm »

By using the Troop Manuel in the back of Revenge of the Crossovers: Homestuckian Incursion I sacfrice my castle to bing forth two Great Heros; Dave Strider Knight of Time and Virskia Sekeret Thief of Light. I use Dave's Knight of Time power to bing forth all possible timelines toghter and Use Virskia's Theief of Light powers to steal all the energy from the collsion to open a portal to the Pardox Realm. ((Which for all you scrubs that don't know it is detailed in Pardoxian Planes:The Ultimate Tacticus Paradox Source Boo. ))

Furtuka · « **Reply #64 on:** September 22, 2012, 11:23:40 pm »

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I summon a Pyromancer from the Generic Magics 1.2.5.3th Edition who inflames and then quells the explosion so that it destroys everything in the blast zone. As the castle is gone, I dismiss the girlscout infiltrators since their purpose has been served

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misko27 · « **Reply #65 on:** September 22, 2012, 11:25:31 pm »

Quote from: mcclay on September 22, 2012, 11:18:06 pm

By using the Troop Manuel in the back of Revenge of the Crossovers: Homestuckian Incursion I sacfrice my castle to bing forth two Great Heros; Dave Strider Knight of Time and Virskia Sekeret Thief of Light. I use Dave's Knight of Time power to bing forth all possible timelines toghter and Use Virskia's Theief of Light powers to steal all the energy from the collsion to open a portal to the Pardox Realm. ((Which for all you scrubs that don't know it is detailed in Pardoxian Planes:The Ultimate Tacticus Paradox Source Boo. ))

Okay, but the castle was currently being invaded by demolition girl scouts, so following the rules set down in The Complete Tactucus Guide to Sacrificing Castles: Part 5, Corruption by outsiders Specifically states that all girl scouts reduce ability to absorb timelines immesely, and reduces loyalty of non-temporal beings by a facter of 4. When applied to the night of Time, this reduces him past the Wescketchen variable first noted in Tacticus Loyalty variablilty in Almighty beings, volume 234, edition 4.

RedWarrior0 · « **Reply #66 on:** September 22, 2012, 11:28:47 pm »

What edition are you all on? Mine says that an Alternian Castle must be in full repair (which the infiltrators obviously negate) and only gives one Hero.

Besides, with the Sea of Chaos out here, you just mess things up worse, which... messes things up. Fortunately, before it empowers Furtuka's Space Devourer, my ninja activates Not a Fucking Chance Bro, killing it midway through its power-upping.

Also, with my White Bishop dead, my Requisition Units spell places the White Bishop right back where it was, back under Nuke's control.

Furtuka · « **Reply #67 on:** September 22, 2012, 11:37:54 pm »

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According the Annotated Stealth Guidebook your ninja is now visible since it has made a coherent action.

I then harness the dimensional energy released by the death of the Space Devourer to create a Planar Guardian with a resonated +5 against Ninjas and Ninja like beings as decreed by the 5th Tacticus Treatise on Grudges beyond the grave. The guardian shall keep watch over the portal and prevent anything from getting in or out of the sea of chaos until its death.

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mcclay · « **Reply #68 on:** September 22, 2012, 11:49:08 pm »

Quote from: RedWarrior0 on September 22, 2012, 11:28:47 pm

What edition are you all on? Mine says that an Alternian Castle must be in full repair (which the infiltrators obviously negate) and only gives one Hero.

I'm using 18.5, it ways that you can sacfrice Alternian castles at any health and the only reason I'm getting two herso is because one of them is my Patron troll who I get automaticly when I sacfrice a castle.

Dsarker · « **Reply #69 on:** September 22, 2012, 11:49:21 pm »

5th Tacticus Treatment? I did prefer the 4.6th Treatment, with the 6th Errata. Following /that/ set, I place my trap dice in defence position.

misko27 · « **Reply #70 on:** September 22, 2012, 11:54:18 pm »

Following the the Tacticus guide on Elemental forces and harnessing , demigod edition 1.31 I Place a gelumancer (gelu being latin for frost in tacticus addition of translations, volume 3) exactly opposite the Pyromancer. I use the Science appropritely mentioned earlier to create a Triple Ice blaster from unguarded parrel dimensions.

RedWarrior0 · « **Reply #71 on:** September 23, 2012, 12:01:53 am »

I shall overflare Summoning, burning all special actions for me except two summons, until the next lunar cycle. Using both of these, I shall summon a Legend, from the Great Dwarven Legends sourcebook. He is immune to spacetime shenanigans, which extends to the adjacent squares.

Also, a gelumancer is not a thing. It's a Cryomancer. Don't mix roots. They thought it was fine for television, and then there was Scientology. Mixing roots brings a trio of kill-everything Scientologists onto the field, through Common Errors in Translation.
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Dsarker · « **Reply #72 on:** September 23, 2012, 12:11:58 am »

Yes, it's part of his cunning plan, but I activate my Trap Dice, giving me control of the trio of kill-everything Scientologists, as per Common Errors In Common Errors in Translation, 2nd Edition.

Zrk2 · « **Reply #73 on:** September 23, 2012, 12:16:48 am »

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My swordsman walks over to the knight and engages in a friendly conversation regarding their mutual interests; namely crumpets, bisque, and swords, as detailed in Interests of Mercenary Characters Volume IX.

misko27 · « **Reply #74 on:** September 23, 2012, 12:26:33 am »

Quote from: Dsarker on September 23, 2012, 12:11:58 am

Yes, it's part of his cunning plan, but I activate my Trap Dice, giving me control of the trio of kill-everything Scientologists, as per Common Errors In Common Errors in Translation, 2nd Edition.

The scientologists existance automatically calls their greatest enemy into the field "The Flying spaghetti monster", flanked by divorce court lawyers, as per "Laws of neo-religions and entities thereof in Tactitus".

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