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[Megaman]

Apply soviet military scientists to the whale.

[RedWarrior0]

Let's see... From Dooms, Deities, Demons, Dudes, Dragons, and Duets, Among Other Things I shall place a Whale Rider, to ride the now-flying laser whale.

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[NUKE9.13]

Blast! Foiled again!

((After all, as anybody knows, the position of Supreme Judge is relegated to any person who has won exactly seventy-seven games of TACTICUS straight, which, to my knowledge, has not happened))

((I looked it up. It depends on your definition of 'Victory'; under the New Atlantis rules, anyone who can stay sane for five hours during an ongoing game of Tacticus has 'won' the game. By this definition, Sir Jonathan Hillcairn of Wales has won seventy-seven games precisely. Some argue that his demise at some point during the third round of his second game would invalidate his subsequent victories, however, it has been attested several times (In Tacticus for the recently deceased volume one, also mentioned in The Lesser Known Rules of Tacticus (Welsh edition), and of course an entire chapter in Help Help I'm Stuck In A Rulebook Factory) that having a presence upon our mortal coil is not required for participation in this grandest of games.))

Anyway. Bishop to G-5.

[Megaman]

Apply American military scientists to the elephant.

[NUKE9.13]

Apply American military scientists to the elephant.

...you've already used all your science this lunar cycle. Unless you have a science potion, you can't science the elephant and the whale.

(from chapter seven of Help Help I'm Trapped In A Rulebook Factory: Volume Two: No, Seriously, Help)

[Megaman]

Spawn army of pointy stick men.

American pointy stick men.

[RedWarrior0]

Pointy Stick Men, under the (admittedly controversial and half-translated (Due to the tendencies of translators to go insane)) Readings and Interpretations on Tacticus by Gbhak of R'lyeh, in the chapter "On Pachyderms VS. Blobs", automatically are subsumed into any blobs on the field

[Furtuka]

I place an unruly radioactive radish farmer 3 spaces under the A of the blob, who shall then begin lobbin ballistic potatoes at it, as dictated in the TACTICUS Guide to fantastic food products.

[mcclay]

I summon a Alternian Castle from the rule book Rage of the Crossovers:Homestucking Incursion but use up all my summon points in the process.

[RedWarrior0]

I shall use the Whale Rider I placed on the Flying Laser Whale to use a laser on a number of squares equal to 3, in a straight line from my Mounted Flying Laser Whale, then move the whale north three spaces and up two spaces.

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[Furtuka]

According to the TACTICUS Tome of Wordomancy 39.134J Edition, as you have eliminated the "of" in the massive amorphous blob of screeching simians and outdated word processors. I may cast Rectified Definition in order to split the blob into it's component monkeys and typewriters, with the change being that the monkeys are now capable of speech and are screaming about massive amorphous blobs.

As the blob is no longer a blob, my farmer changes his target to the Whale Rider

[RedWarrior0]

Ah, I forgot about the castle.
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Anyways, with my Whale Rider destroyed by potatoes, the Flying Laser Whale reverts to control of... Megaman. Unless Armok wishes to dispute via small claims court. However, with those potatoes being radioactive, the Flying Laser Whale becomes a Mutant Flying Laser Whale. Truly, a terrible sight to behold.

[OREOSOME]

I have my knight retreat towards the castle and swamp, away from the main battle.

[Furtuka]

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As the blob breaks apart due to my Wordomancy, I use my terraforming points that have acumulated in order to expand the field by a factor of 3 on the x-axis

[Zrk2]

In accordance with The Simplified Tacticus Manual V5: Advanced Relatvistic Motion and Related Concepts my human swordsman returns to play in a new position. Note that as he has been travelling at extreme velocities the radioactivity and insanity has not yet had a chance to work upon him.

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Furthermore I move that the Simplified D6 Tacticus Field Manual be used form here on in so that we made standardize actions and bring this fledgling universe under more direct control. For precedent see: Tacticus - A Game for the Refined Gentleman. Edition 4.3, don't use 4.2, that was terribly unbalanced.