"Psycho! Psycho, were are you?" cried the king.
"I'm here m'lord" I replied.
"The crime rates are spiraling out of control, and the prisons are over flowing. We have two dwarves for every chain. TWO!"
"Well I'm sure someone will come up with a solution."
"I have, my idea is that we build a reformatory fortress in the most hell blasted place we can find."
"How will that help?"
"If they don't work together to survive they'll all die!"
"Oh, well, I suppose that'll work. But, who is going to found this fortress? Urist? Zestod?"
"YOU!"
"Excellent choice, wait, WHAT! I'm not going to where ever this place is at! Where is it, by the way?"
"It's a little slice of tundra, bordering a haunted region. It does have a volcano, so you should have no problem repelling any of the less savory elements of the fauna."
"I'm still not going."
"If you don't I'll have you thrown out to that hellhole on the glacier, you know, the one with all the skeletal elks."
"Shit. Fine, I'll go. What's it named?"
"Hatchetsteel"
"Lovely"
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So, I'm starting a Community fortress!
It's being started under the pretense of everyone except the initial seven are all convicted criminals, and are sent here for their punishment, they wont be jailed, though, and will be working.
In case you didn't read that chunk of text up there, it's located on a tundra, with a 5x5 embark square. 8 of those tiles are haunted tundra, the other are savage wilds; and there is a volcano.
As far as naming dwarves is concerned, just gimmie the requested name, gender, profession, what you're charged with, and any odd ball traits you want (e.g. Has the coffins of royalty decorating his room)
Suggestions are most welcome!
Please also be nice, as it's my first time posting anything here