ALRIGHT DWARVES, LET'S FUCK THIS EARTH
HARD.DAMN RIGHT I'M GONNA STRIKE THE EARTH. STRIKE IT SO HARD IT HAS FREAKISH EARTH DWARF BABIES.
LOOK AT THIS SORRY BUNCH. THEY'RE ALL DOOMED FROM THE START.
ALRIGHT, FOUND A PLACE TO PARK. NEAR THAT 5x6 POOL OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS.
MINE THE FUCK OUT OF THAT EARTH
SHIT, THE EVIL ZOMBIES ARE OUT TO GET US. ARMOK HELP US ALL.
MINE FASTER OR WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
THE FUCK IS THIS!? WHY ARE THERE DWARVES JUST SITTING THERE JACKING OFF AND NOT DOING ANYTHING!?
BULLSHIT, THESE ARE NOT THEIR NAMES. THESE DWARVES EITHER NEED BADASS NAMES OR AWFUL NAMES.
MUCH FUCKING BETTER.
WELL, PUSSYFACE AND HOWTHEFUCKWASILEADER DECIDED TO GET OFF THEIR LAZY ASSES AND MINE OUT THE NEW FARM PLOT I DECIDED TO GET.
AND THEY LEAVE WHAT THE FUCK IS THEIR PROBLEM
OKAY, SEE THAT ZOMBIE ON THE RIGHT OF THE SCREEN, DWARVES? THEY ARE GONNA FUCKING SKULLFUCK YOUR FACES IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR SORRY ASSES DOWN THERE AND RAPE THE SHIT OUT OF THE EARTH LIKE THE OTHERS.
FUCK IT I'M NOT TAKING CHANCES, THE WHOLE WHAT-IS-MINED-OF-THE-ROOM IS THE MEETING AREA.
OH, NO, LOOK, ZOMBIES READY TO RAPE THE FUCK OUT OF YOU GUYS, WELL DONE, I WON'T GIVE TWO SHITS IF YOU DIE.
WE LOST A DOG, NO BIG DEAL I GUESS.
THEY ARE STILL NOT FUCKING MOVING. I GUESS MAYBE IF I MADE A FOOD STOCKPILE THEY'LL GO STORE THE DAMN FOOD IN IT.
EARLY STOCKPILE, BUT WHATEVER, I'M NOT TAKING CHANCES.
NO FUCKING SHIT THE DOG IS DEADOH FUCKING SHIT THE DOG IS A ZOMBIE THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T GET YOUR SORRY ELVEN ASSES UNDERGROUND
ALRIGHT, THIS IS A NEAT FUCKING MEETING AREA IF YOU ASK ME.
OKAY, WHAT THE FUCK, ARE THEY FUCKING INCAPABLE OF GETTING THEIR ASSES AWAY FROM THE CART? I NEED TO DESTROY IT, WHERE IS DWARF THERAPIS-
..HANG ON, WHEN THE FUCK WERE ME AND CORAI GIRLS?
OKAY, THAT'S BETTER. OKAY, SO WE'RE GETTING FACE FUCKED BY ZOMBIES AND ONLY 3 ARE SMART ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY LIVE. I'M COOL WITH IT, JUST AS LONG AS THAT FUCKING FOG DOESN'T COME I-
THAT'S IT, I'VE FUCKING HAD IT WITH THIS FUCKING FOG