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[knutor]

WITHIN THE FIRST FUCKING 20 MINUTES

20 fucking minutes!
REDMAGECOLE HAS THROWN DOWN THE GAUNTLET!

I will try and beat twenty; but I doubt I'm worthy enough.  I can make it past the 3 fucking minute mark, without a pause.  But twenty, damn, that is godly.

[SRD]

ptw.

[Varnifane]

...

[RedMageCole]

ALRIGHT DWARVES, LET'S FUCK THIS EARTH HARD.



DAMN RIGHT I'M GONNA STRIKE THE EARTH. STRIKE IT SO HARD IT HAS FREAKISH EARTH DWARF BABIES.



LOOK AT THIS SORRY BUNCH. THEY'RE ALL DOOMED FROM THE START.



ALRIGHT, FOUND A PLACE TO PARK. NEAR THAT 5x6 POOL OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS.



MINE THE FUCK OUT OF THAT EARTH



SHIT, THE EVIL ZOMBIES ARE OUT TO GET US. ARMOK HELP US ALL.



MINE FASTER OR WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE



THE FUCK IS THIS!? WHY ARE THERE DWARVES JUST SITTING THERE JACKING OFF AND NOT DOING ANYTHING!?



BULLSHIT, THESE ARE NOT THEIR NAMES. THESE DWARVES EITHER NEED BADASS NAMES OR AWFUL NAMES.



MUCH FUCKING BETTER.



WELL, PUSSYFACE AND HOWTHEFUCKWASILEADER DECIDED TO GET OFF THEIR LAZY ASSES AND MINE OUT THE NEW FARM PLOT I DECIDED TO GET.



AND THEY LEAVE WHAT THE FUCK IS THEIR PROBLEM



OKAY, SEE THAT ZOMBIE ON THE RIGHT OF THE SCREEN, DWARVES? THEY ARE GONNA FUCKING SKULLFUCK YOUR FACES IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR SORRY ASSES DOWN THERE AND RAPE THE SHIT OUT OF THE EARTH LIKE THE OTHERS.



FUCK IT I'M NOT TAKING CHANCES, THE WHOLE WHAT-IS-MINED-OF-THE-ROOM IS THE MEETING AREA.



OH, NO, LOOK, ZOMBIES READY TO RAPE THE FUCK OUT OF YOU GUYS, WELL DONE, I WON'T GIVE TWO SHITS IF YOU DIE.



WE LOST A DOG, NO BIG DEAL I GUESS.



THEY ARE STILL NOT FUCKING MOVING. I GUESS MAYBE IF I MADE A FOOD STOCKPILE THEY'LL GO STORE THE DAMN FOOD IN IT.



EARLY STOCKPILE, BUT WHATEVER, I'M NOT TAKING CHANCES.



NO FUCKING SHIT THE DOG IS DEAD



OH FUCKING SHIT THE DOG IS A ZOMBIE THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T GET YOUR SORRY ELVEN ASSES UNDERGROUND



ALRIGHT, THIS IS A NEAT FUCKING MEETING AREA IF YOU ASK ME.



OKAY, WHAT THE FUCK, ARE THEY FUCKING INCAPABLE OF GETTING THEIR ASSES AWAY FROM THE CART? I NEED TO DESTROY IT, WHERE IS DWARF THERAPIS-



..HANG ON, WHEN THE FUCK WERE ME AND CORAI GIRLS?



OKAY, THAT'S BETTER. OKAY, SO WE'RE GETTING FACE FUCKED BY ZOMBIES AND ONLY 3 ARE SMART ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY LIVE. I'M COOL WITH IT, JUST AS LONG AS THAT FUCKING FOG DOESN'T COME I-



THAT'S IT, I'VE FUCKING HAD IT WITH THIS FUCKING FOG

[Hurize]

I NEED MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR

[Mageziya]

Your site confuses me....stone pillars everywhere? How do you even do that?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Weird tile sets.

[Corai]

COLE. WHY. AM. I. A. DWARFETTE!

I'M A KOBOLD. A MALE KOBOLD. A MALE KOBOLD THAT LIKES HUGGLES.

... I SEE HOW YOU MADE THE MISTAKE NOW.

[RedMageCole]

MISSED UPDATE YESTERDAY CAUSE FUCK DOUBLE POSTING
INSTEAD YOU GET ONE TONIGHT AGAIN
AND TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, MAGEZIYA, I'M ASSUMING YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE GREY SQUARES WITH , AND n IN THEM. IT'S SHADOW THISTLE, BUT CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG ON WHAT TILE IT IS.

[Hurize]

MISSED UPDATE YESTERDAY CAUSE FUCK DOUBLE POSTING
INSTEAD YOU GET ONE TONIGHT AGAIN
AND TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, MAGEZIYA, I'M ASSUMING YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE GREY SQUARES WITH , AND n IN THEM. IT'S SHADOW THISTLE, BUT CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG ON WHAT TILE IT IS.

AND TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, MAGEZIYA, I'M ASSUMING YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE GREY SQUARES WITH , AND n IN THEM.

AND n IN THEM.

n

YOU MISSED ONE

[GoombaGeek]

YΘU HåVε LÉ↑ MΣ D☼Wπ!!!¡!!

[Hurize]

YΘU HåVε LÉ↑ MΣ D☼Wπ!!!¡!!

HOW SHALL THIS BE DEALT WITH

Off-Topic:
I just noticed your avatar is the photo of my report

[RedMageCole]

YΘU HåVε LÉ↑ MΣ D☼Wπ!!!¡!!

HOW SHALL THIS BE DEALT WITH

Off-Topic:
I just noticed your avatar is the photo of my report

I'M A FOOL.
THIS MUST NOT SUFFICE.
I SHALL QUICKLY COMMENCE HAMMERING MYSELF.

*AFTER A QUICK HAMMERING*

MAN, I FEEL FUCKING GREAT NOW. ALRIGHT, BACK TO BUSINESS.



OKAY, SO NOW WE'RE GETTING FUCKING PULVERIZED OUT HERE.



THE BASE IS LOOKING FINE, WE GOT ENOUGH FOOD AND DRINK FOR A MILENNIUM OR SO WHATEVER



I WANT A WOOD STOCKPILE DUG OUT. NOW. PLUS A FURNITURE STORAGE STOCKPILE.



ALRIGHT, I MADE A FUCKING MILITARY. LOOKING GOOD.



OKAY, MR. WHATSHISFACE IS GETTING STRANGLED TO DEATH, GO KILL THAT THING FIRST



WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK THE BODY PARTS ARE ALIVE THEY ARE ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE



DAMN, MISS SEXY IS DOWN



DIG FASTER YOU FAGGOTS, I DON'T WANT ANY FUCKING TROU-



FUCK! FUCK!! FUCK!!!



THIS FUCKING FOG I SWEAR TO GOD, JUST STICKING AROUND DOING WHATEVER THE FUCK IT WANTS



OKAY HOW THE FUCK DID THE ZOMBIE GET IN THE BASE, KILL IT



..NOW THAT'S JUST BULLSHIT, WHAT KIND OF A ZOMBIE STRANGLES A DWARF 3289628968928964 TIMES AND HE DOESN'T DIE. I DON'T MIND THOUGH, AT LEAST HE'S NOT DIEING EVEN THOUGH AGAIN, HE'S GETTING STRANGLED TO DEATH 938269842896894289642986 TIMES, AND IT'S MUCH BETTER THA-



ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME



ALRIGHT, FUCKING JUST KILL IT, I MADE THE REST OF MY PATHETIC-ASS CREW INTO MILITARY



NOW KILL THAT THING, I WANNA MAKE A CORPSE STORAGE SO THEY NEVER FUCKING BUG ME AGAIN



WE LOST ONE, BUT WHATEVER



SHIT, NOT LOOKING SO GOOD. DOWN TO FOUR DWARVES, BUT MAYBE I CAN MA-
WAIT
NOT RESPONDING?
THE FUC-



FUCK!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!! THIS IS BULLSHIT, I HAD 4 MORE DWARVES!! I'M GONNA GO FUCKING DROWN MYSELF IN BEER THEN GO KILL THAT FUCKING FOG

BYE

[Callista]

Reclaim! Reclaim! Reclaim!

[thiosk]

THIS MUST BE WHAT GOING CRAZY LOOKS LIKE WOAH