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Author Topic: CHALLENGE: TERRIFYING WASTELAND SURVIVAL (ONLY FOR THE DWARFLIEST OF DWARVES)  (Read 21768 times)

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Re: CHALLENGE: HAUNTED FREEZING WASTELAND SURVIVAL (FOR THE DWARFLIEST OF DWARVES)
« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2012, 10:12:16 pm »
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Re: CHALLENGE: HAUNTED FREEZING WASTELAND SURVIVAL (FOR THE DWARFLIEST OF DWARVES)
« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2012, 10:18:50 pm »
RAGUGUGUGUGUGUGUG THAT DAMN SMOKE RAGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUG
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Re: CHALLENGE: HAUNTED FREEZING WASTELAND SURVIVAL (FOR THE DWARFLIEST OF DWARVES)
« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2012, 10:33:28 pm »
why is everyone posting in huge, violently-colored letters?
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Re: CHALLENGE: HAUNTED FREEZING WASTELAND SURVIVAL (FOR THE DWARFLIEST OF DWARVES)
« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2012, 10:46:00 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 20, 2012, 10:33:28 pm
why is everyone posting in huge, violently-colored letters?
I think the're compensating for something. Probably elven ears.
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Re: CHALLENGE: HAUNTED FREEZING WASTELAND SURVIVAL (FOR THE DWARFLIEST OF DWARVES)
« Reply #19 on: September 20, 2012, 10:53:46 pm »
Quote from: misko27 on September 20, 2012, 10:46:00 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 20, 2012, 10:33:28 pm
why is everyone posting in huge, violently-colored letters?
I think the're compensating for something. Probably elven ears.
Ah, I see.
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Re: CHALLENGE: HAUNTED FREEZING WASTELAND SURVIVAL (FOR THE DWARFLIEST OF DWARVES)
« Reply #20 on: September 21, 2012, 01:23:39 am »
Oddom Mesushat is hogging all the prepared undead polar bear flanks for himself. 
"Flail the glutton!" shouts Logem, while reaching for the Hammerer, but only finding air.
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Re: CHALLENGE: HAUNTED FREEZING WASTELAND SURVIVAL (FOR THE DWARFLIEST OF DWARVES)
« Reply #21 on: September 21, 2012, 04:10:08 am »
This can only end in tragedy.
Drunk, violent, screaming and possibly burning, tragedy.
In other words, awesome.
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Re: CHALLENGE: HAUNTED FREEZING WASTELAND SURVIVAL (FOR THE DWARFLIEST OF DWARVES)
« Reply #22 on: September 21, 2012, 04:16:31 pm »
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Re: CHALLENGE: HAUNTED FREEZING WASTELAND SURVIVAL (FOR THE DWARFLIEST OF DWARVES)
« Reply #23 on: September 21, 2012, 09:29:56 pm »
..unrelated to what's going on in the thread, as I do..

I just embarked in a similar place yesterday. About two thirds freezing and haunted. The rest is freezing wilderness so I have a bit of wood. Both areas have an aquifer. The undead are fun except certain varieties. A highlight being the time when an undead musk ox upgraded from terrorising my little dudes outside to raping and pillaging *inside* the fort. I currently have oh, maybe sixty graves with a few bodies yet to be collected due to the boundless pain above. I have about sixty dwarves alive right now. The population fluctuates hugely. Sometimes I'm doing alright then I cop some goblins or more likely, the undead become a variety that just hurts. Anything already large that gets the undead make-over absolutely rips into my often inexperienced military. They're inexperienced because ah, those that enlist rotate regularly. The map's a challenge for sure. I love it. Once you go undead, you never go back.
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Re: CHALLENGE: HAUNTED FREEZING WASTELAND SURVIVAL (FOR THE DWARFLIEST OF DWARVES)
« Reply #24 on: September 22, 2012, 06:44:28 am »
There is life after undead.

I've gotta be intoxicated to the point where my typing gets slurred, to play fortress mode with undead invasions.  Incidently, I tried vampires and werewolves and went back.  Can't wait to try zombies.  More Brains!  Hope Toady releases a Halloween release, with tweaked crypt dwellers. 
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Re: CHALLENGE: HAUNTED FREEZING WASTELAND SURVIVAL (FOR THE DWARFLIEST OF DWARVES)
« Reply #25 on: September 22, 2012, 11:02:18 am »
As a former Mayor of the probably forgotten tale of Frozenvictims 2, Good Luck! :D
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Re: CHALLENGE: HAUNTED FREEZING WASTELAND SURVIVAL (FOR THE DWARFLIEST OF DWARVES)
« Reply #26 on: September 23, 2012, 12:43:24 am »
HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOMING SO HARD MY EVERYTHING IS EXPLODING. MOAR, MOOOAAAARRR!
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Re: CHALLENGE: HAUNTED FREEZING WASTELAND SURVIVAL (FOR THE DWARFLIEST OF DWARVES)
« Reply #27 on: September 29, 2012, 10:11:44 pm »
ALRIGHT, YOU DWARVES MISSED ME?
YES? GOOD.
NO? FUCK YOU THEN.
NOW FIRST OFF, I'D LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THAT...WELL, I FUCKED UP.
OKAY, THAT ARMOKDAMNED FOG, RIGHT? WELL, I RAN RIGHT INTO IT AGAIN, AND IT GAVE ME SOME KIND OF TRANCE THING. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK IT WAS. WHATEVER IT WAS, I KILLED THE FUCK OUT OF EVERY SINGLE LAST ONE OF MY DWARVES. THEN DELETED THE WHOLE DAMN REGION.
NO, NOT KIDDING.
SO TO COMPENSATE, I USED ONE OF MY OLD REGIONS. AND BETTER YET, I DECIDED TO USE THAT SWEET-ASS MASTERWORK DWARF FORTRESS MOD. BUT THEN, AS I BUSTED IT OPEN, I DECIDED TO STUMBLE UPON TERRITORY SIMILAR TO WHERE I WAS. IT WAS TERRIFYING, BUT NOT FREEZING.
EXCEPT I GOT KILLED
WITHIN THE FIRST FUCKING 20 MINUTES
SO I SEE THIS AS A PERSONAL. FUCKING. CHALLENGE. WANNA KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING?



BUSTING THIS REGION



WIDE OPEN

NOW LETS GET THIS SHIT STARTED




PRETTY DAMN SWEET SETTING IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF. BUT I'M NOT SAVING IT.

ALRIGHT DWARVES, GET READY FOR THE ORGASM OF THE CENTURY, BECAUSE WE'RE ENTERING

DANGEROUS TERRITORY

AND YES, I WILL UPDATE THIS MORE, I WON'T SHIT OUT ON YOU AFTER TWO UPDATES.

ALSO, I HAVE CHANGED THE THREAD NAME TO MAKE IT THE PROPER CHALLENGE NOW.
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Re: CHALLENGE: TERRIFYING WASTELAND SURVIVAL (ONLY FOR THE DWARFLIEST OF DWARVES)
« Reply #28 on: September 29, 2012, 10:26:50 pm »
SWEET FUCKING GOD WE NEED TO BUST A FEW ROCKNUTS IN HERE.
THEY WILL RAPE THE EARTH WITH THEIR MASSIVE GOD-DAMN PICKS.

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Quote from: Reasonableman on October 10, 2008, 06:18:33 am
The amount of malice in this thread is actually causing me some concern. I mean, chaining up mothers and forcing them to breed, just so we can drown their children to harvest their organs? Does this strike no one else as absolutely horrific?
You misspelled 'hilarious'

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Re: CHALLENGE: TERRIFYING WASTELAND SURVIVAL (ONLY FOR THE DWARFLIEST OF DWARVES)
« Reply #29 on: September 29, 2012, 10:30:57 pm »
WHY AM I STILL READING THIS THREAD? ANYHOO, USE OUR PICKS TO RAPE THE EARTH.

MOTHER EARTH, PREPARE TO HAVE EARTH-PICK BABIES.
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