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[GoombaGeek]

THE WORLD'S MOST NONSENSICAL TECHNICOLOUR QUOTE PYRAMID

[GreatWyrmGold]

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AWW, WOULD BE NICE..

IT WOULD BE LIKE, LET'S PLAY SOME MOTHERFUCKING DWARF FORTRESS PART 1 - STARTING THIS SHIT
                      LET'S PLAY SOME MOTHERFUCKING DWARF FORTRESS PART 2 - STARTING THIS SHIT AGAIN
                      LET'S PLAY SOME MOTHERFUCKING DWARF FORTRESS PART 3 - WHAT THE FUCK STARTING THIS SHIT AGAIN

FIXED.

YOU MISSED SOME

THAT'S HIM TALKING, HE DOESN'T TALK CAPS

YEAH BUT IF YOU'RE GONNA CORRECT HIM DO IT RIGHT.

I WAS ALREADY CORRECTING HIM RIGHT DO NOT QUESTION MY LOGIC.

YOU CAN CORRECT MORE THAN ONE THING IN A POST.

I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE IT. FIGHTING OFF THE EVIL FORCES OF THE UNDEAD TAKES MY CORRECTION SKILLS OUT OF ME.

  I DON'T CARE. DO SHIT BETTER BEXT TIME.

AAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!! SO MUCH RED TEXT!!!!

Oh, and it was only a pick and a plump helmet in the middle of a sinister biome, by the way...

FIXED IT FOR YOU, ELF.

NONSENSICAL POST INVOLVING CARP

OH GAWD WALL OF TEXT.

YOU BROUGHT IT ON TOURSELF.

[Corai]

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AWW, WOULD BE NICE..

IT WOULD BE LIKE, LET'S PLAY SOME MOTHERFUCKING DWARF FORTRESS PART 1 - STARTING THIS SHIT
                      LET'S PLAY SOME MOTHERFUCKING DWARF FORTRESS PART 2 - STARTING THIS SHIT AGAIN
                      LET'S PLAY SOME MOTHERFUCKING DWARF FORTRESS PART 3 - WHAT THE FUCK STARTING THIS SHIT AGAIN

FIXED.

YOU MISSED SOME

THAT'S HIM TALKING, HE DOESN'T TALK CAPS

YEAH BUT IF YOU'RE GONNA CORRECT HIM DO IT RIGHT.

I WAS ALREADY CORRECTING HIM RIGHT DO NOT QUESTION MY LOGIC.

YOU CAN CORRECT MORE THAN ONE THING IN A POST.

I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE IT. FIGHTING OFF THE EVIL FORCES OF THE UNDEAD TAKES MY CORRECTION SKILLS OUT OF ME.

  I DON'T CARE. DO SHIT BETTER BEXT TIME.

AAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!! SO MUCH RED TEXT!!!!

Oh, and it was only a pick and a plump helmet in the middle of a sinister biome, by the way...

FIXED IT FOR YOU, ELF.

NONSENSICAL POST INVOLVING CARP

OH GAWD WALL OF TEXT.

YOU BROUGHT IT ON TOURSELF.

Mother of god.

[Orange Wizard]

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AWW, WOULD BE NICE..

IT WOULD BE LIKE, LET'S PLAY SOME MOTHERFUCKING DWARF FORTRESS PART 1 - STARTING THIS SHIT
                      LET'S PLAY SOME MOTHERFUCKING DWARF FORTRESS PART 2 - STARTING THIS SHIT AGAIN
                      LET'S PLAY SOME MOTHERFUCKING DWARF FORTRESS PART 3 - WHAT THE FUCK STARTING THIS SHIT AGAIN

FIXED.

YOU MISSED SOME

THAT'S HIM TALKING, HE DOESN'T TALK CAPS

YEAH BUT IF YOU'RE GONNA CORRECT HIM DO IT RIGHT.

I WAS ALREADY CORRECTING HIM RIGHT DO NOT QUESTION MY LOGIC.

YOU CAN CORRECT MORE THAN ONE THING IN A POST.

I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE IT. FIGHTING OFF THE EVIL FORCES OF THE UNDEAD TAKES MY CORRECTION SKILLS OUT OF ME.

  I DON'T CARE. DO SHIT BETTER BEXT TIME.

AAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!! SO MUCH RED TEXT!!!!

Oh, and it was only a pick and a plump helmet in the middle of a sinister biome, by the way...

FIXED IT FOR YOU, ELF.

NONSENSICAL POST INVOLVING CARP

OH GAWD WALL OF TEXT.

YOU BROUGHT IT ON TOURSELF.

Mother of god.

COMIC SANS!
Actually, no. I hate Comic Sans.
TIMES NEW ORANGE ROMAN!!
AND WHAT ARE WE DOING THIS FOR!?!?

[RedMageCole]

ALRIGHT PEOPLE, TIME FOR AN UPDATE.

DUE TO ME MISSING LAST NIGHT'S UPDATE, YOU GET AN UPDATE TODAY AND TONIGHT.



WITH THIS TEAM OF BADASSES, NOTHING SHOULD STAND IN OUR WAY.



WOW, LOOK AT THIS SHITTY ASS PLACE.



NOW START MINING



OKAY, I CAN DEAL WITH TWO ZOMBIES.



OH SHIT THERE THEY ARE



GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE GO GO GO



..NEVER MIND. FUCKING ASSHOLES



OKAY, I'M MAKING DOORS SO THOSE DAMN ZOMBIES CAN'T GET IN.



JUST AN AVERAGE DAY, A DWARF AND HIS HORSE ABOUT TO GET COMPLETELY FUCKED OVER BY A COUPLE OF ZOMBIES.



OKAY, MINE OUT THAT AREA. THAT'S GONNA BE OUR FOOD STOCKPILE.



SHIT, NOW THERE'S 5 FUCKING ZOMBIES



HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK SHIT WHAT THERE'S FUCKING WATER HERE!?



FUCK THAT WATER, IT'S PROBABLY NOT EVEN THAT DEEP, JUST MINE THIS



FUCK IT, I'M NOT LOSING MY FORTRESS TO FUCKING WATER OF ALL THINGS, ABORT ABORT ABORT



NEW BASE



FUCKING HELL, WHERE DO ALL THESE ZOMBIES EVEN FUCKING COME FROM!?



WELL SHIT. WE LOST ALL OUR FUCKING FOOD.



REST IN SHIT, HORSES, WE NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAY.



WHAT THE HELL!? WHO KILLED HIM!?



..GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE TO THOSE HORSES THEN.



ALREADY DOWN TO 4 DWARVES!? WHAT THE SHIT IS KILLING OFF MY DWARVES



FUCK, NOTE TO SELF, MAKE A FUCKING CORPSE AND REFUSE STORAGE FIR- WAIT, A FUCKING ZOMBIFIED HAIR IS KILLING US OFF!?



...WOW. FUCKING WOW. THAT IS FUNNY AND FUCKING PATHETIC AT THE SAME TIME.



YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING STUPID.

OKAY, THERE'S THIS GUY WHO'S PROBABLY READING THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW. GOOMBAGEEK HIS NAME IS. I KNOW HE CAN MAKE SOME PRETTY FUCKING AWESOME PICTURES OF REPORTS. SO GOOMBAGEEK, IF YOU CAN DRAW A PICTURE OF ANY MOMENT IN THAT ZOMBIFIED HORSE HAIR REPORT, YOU GET THE HONOR OF BEING ONE OF THE FIRST 7 DWARVES THAT MANAGE TO SURVIVE AN UPDATE. AND IF IT'S FUNNY ENOUGH, I'LL USE IT AS MY AVATAR.

[GoombaGeek]

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YOU HAVE TO ASK IN THE THREAD

OH GOD I'M GOING TO GET BANNED

[Hunger]

Y U NO UPDATE

[kefkakrazy]

I READ ALL THIS AT WORK.

I CONSIDER NOT ROARING WITH LAUGHTER IN THE MIDDLE OF MY WORKPLACE TO BE THE GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT OF MY LIFE.

NEED MORE UPDATE.

[Berossus]

NOT GIVING IN TO YOUR INNER DORF IS DANGEROUS TO YOUR FUCKING HEALTH!
IF YOU FEEL LIKE ROARING, ROAR AS LOAD AS NO DORF BEFORE!

IF YOUR BOSS IS OFFENDED BY THIS HE IS PROBABLY A PUSSY ELF AND DESERVES A BEATING!

[JimDale]

Capybara corpses? GOOD LUCK THEN

[Ruhn]

I READ ALL THIS AT WORK.

I CONSIDER NOT ROARING WITH LAUGHTER IN THE MIDDLE OF MY WORKPLACE TO BE THE GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT OF MY LIFE.

NEED MORE UPDATE.

I WASN'T AS LUCKY, WAS BANGING ON THE DESK AND HAD TO EXPLAIN A FEW THINGS TO MY BUDDIES.  RED MAGE COLE, I INVITE YOU TO THE !!DRUNK FORTRESS!!

[bobboy555]

THIS THREAD IS SO INCREDIBLY AWESOME THAT I WISH TO GIVE OP 58952 INTERNETS PRECISELY
ALSO PINK COMIC SANS BECAUSE I HATE YOU ALL

[Zwerg]

This thread sucks.

[Kuya]

This thread sucks.

NICE TRY ELF.

[martinuzz]

PLEASE
THINK
ABOUT
THE
DIGITAL
RAINFOREST

Oh wait, nvm. I see this thread is about wastelands anyway