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[RedMageCole]

Alright, time to play Dwarf Fortress agai- you know what, this stupid map is boring, I can't have any fun with this shit, I just never die.
*ABANDON*
Okay, time to boot up this game..



Love this map, just because it's perfect and I love the name. Issunthur, reminds me of Okami.

Now to look through here, an- what's this?



Nah, I think I wanna do a normal game, maybe I'll suck mo-
ACTUALLY.
YOU KNOW WHAT.
NO.
PRESS THAT FREAKING E BUTTON, FINGERS.
NOW.



I DON'T GIVE TWO CRAPS E E E

ALRIGHT, I WANT 6 MINERS WITH DIFFERENT SKILLS. TWO GOOD WOOD BURNERS, CAUSE WE'RE BRINGING HEAT TO THIS FREEZING WASTELAND




LOOKS PRETTY DAMN SWEET IF YOU ASK ME. INFACT..



DAMN. STRAIGHT.

NOW I JUST NEED THE PUBLIC TO HEAR THIS.
...

HEY, BAY 12 FORUMS.

OKAY, LISTEN UP AND LISTEN UP GOOD.
I AM TIRED OF NOT HAVING ENOUGH FUN IN DWARF FORTRESS. I ALWAYS END UP SURVIVING AND NOTHING EVER ATTACKS ME.
LIKE.
EVER.
SO THAT'S WHY I DECIDED TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO DWARF HAS GONE BEFORE.
TO.
A.
FROZEN.
HAUNTED.
WASTELAND.
WITH AN AQUIFER.
THAT'S RIGHT.

I'M GOING

FULL. FORCE.

OH YEAH. I BROUGHT OUT THE GIANT RED TEXT. NOW YOU KNOW IT'S SERIOUS.

I DON'T KNOW YOU, UNLESS YOU'RE THAT ONE PERSON I KNOW, AND YOU DON'T KNOW ME, UNLESS YOU'RE THAT ONE PERSON THAT KNOWS ME, AND YOU MAY HAVE EXPERIENCED WORSE, BUT THIS IS MY FIRST TIME GOING BOLDLY WHERE NO DWARF HAS GONE BEFORE.
EXCEPT POSSIBLY YOU GUYS.
TIPS AND TRICKS WILL BE ACCEPTED. ONCE I GET A FEW PEOPLE UP I'LL START THIS.
I WILL ALSO BE TALKING LIKE THIS sometimes with puny lowercase letters AND I'LL FORCE ONE OF MY DWARVES TO KEEP A DIARY WHEN NOTHING INTERESTING IS THERE TO TALK ABOUT.

HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS DWARFLY PLAYTHROUGH.

[Ki11aGhost]

Dwarfliest*

[RedMageCole]

Dwarfliest*

THIS MAN SPEAKS THE TRUTH. WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING, MANLIEST. MEN ARE PUSSIES, DWARVES ARE THE TRUE BADASSES.

[Ki11aGhost]

Dwarfliest*

THIS dwarf SPEAKS THE TRUTH. WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING, MANLIEST. MEN ARE PUSSIES, DWARVES ARE THE TRUE BADASSES.

Fixed.

[RedMageCole]

Dwarfliest*

THIS DWARF SPEAKS THE TRUTH. WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING, MANLIEST. MEN ARE PUSSIES, DWARVES ARE THE TRUE BADASSES.

Fixed.

THE CAPITAL LETTERS ARE ESSENTIAL.
BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO ME.
OH, THAT'S RIGHT
I'M BUSY BEING SO AWESOME I DON'T KNOW THE PROPER TERMS OF DWARVENKIND.

[Captain Willy]

You sir have the energy of a thousand suns.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Move to Community Games?

[RedMageCole]

@Captain Willy: DAMN STRAIGHT I DO.
AND ALL MY BURNING ENERGY SHALL MELT ALL THIS ICE AND SHIT.

@GreatWyrmGold: I DON'T CARE WHERE THIS THREAD IS PLACED, ALL I CARE ABOUT IS BEING AWESOME

[GoombaGeek]

I THINK SOMEONE ALREADY DID THIS

EXCEPT THE ONLY POINTS SPENT WERE ON A PICK AND A PLUMP HELMET

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Canadark]

Haunted glacier.

[Hurize]

I HAVE NOTHING TO CONTRIBUTE TO THIS TOPIC EXCEPT BIG RED SEXY MANLY DWARFISM CAPS

[Corai]

THIS IS SO GOING TO GET LOCKED OR MOVED SOON.

[Hurize]

THIS IS SO GOING TO GET LOCKED OR MOVED SOON.

NOT UNDER MY WATCH, ELF.

[RedMageCole]

FREAKING IMAGESHACK WAS ON IT'S PERIOD SO YOU'LL HAVE TO CLICK THE IMAGES FOR FULL SIZE IF YOU CARE

NOW TIME TO REPLY TO ALL OF YOU DWARVES WHO MANAGE TO READ THIS WITHOUT EXPLODING

@GOOMBAGEEK: I MUST MEET THIS MAN, AND STEAL HIS LIF- I MEAN MEET HIM.

@CANADARK: WHERE IS YOUR CAPS SPIRIT. BUT YES, IT IS A HAUNTED GLACIER.

@HURIZE: HELL YEAH

@CORAI: OH HELLO MY FRIEND. AND IT PROBABLY WILL BE, BECAUSE IT MIGHT EXPLODE THE FORUMS ON ACCIDENT WITH ITS DWARFLINESS.

@HURIZE 2: HEY, HE'S A DWARF LIKE US, NOT A PUNY ELF. BUT THIS THREAD SHALL LIVE TO SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY. HOPEFULLY, IF THE ABOVE DOESN'T HAPPEN.

ALSO, UGH. AFTER TODAY I CAN TELL THIS SHIT GETS SERIOUS.



DAMN RIGHT I'LL STRIKE THE EARTH.



THESE DWARVES, ARE A BUNCH OF HUMANS. OH YEAH, THEY WERE THAT BAD.



I TOLD THEM TO MINE OUT OUR BASE. I DON'T CARE HOW DARK OR GLOOMY OR PISS-POOR IT IS.



SHIT, THIS IS MY ONLY WATER SOURCE. AND IT'S FROZEN. I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING.



HURRY THE HELL UP



UGH. THIS SHIT. THIS SHIT IS WORSE THAN THE COKE I DECIDED TO SNORT THAT WE HAD, BUT HOLY SHIT THAT WAS NOT COKE MY NOSE LIKE EXPLODED ALL OVER THE PLACE. EITHER WAY, THIS SHIT IS POINTLESS AND IT NEVER HURTS ANYONE. AND IT ALWAYS INTERUPTS MY RULING.



AW YEAH, GOT A MEETING HALL. NOW GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE



HOLY SHIT DO I HAVE A ROCK FOR A WOOD CUTTER OR WHAT



ALRIGHT, WE NEED STORAGE FOR ALL OUR FOOD AND DRINK AND SHIT, GET MOVING



NOW STORE THAT SHIT, AND WHEN WE GET IMIGRANTS THEY CAN WORK ON THE FARM



ALRIGHT, MINE A STONE STOCKPILE, AND SOME SPACES FOR WORKSHOPS, AND A MINE. SIMPLE? WRONG. BECAU-



GOD DAMMIT, SHUT UP I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE SMOKE



I CAN TELL SHIT WILL HAPPEN, THEREFORE I'M AUTOMATICALLY MAKING A MILITARY ROOM. EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NO MILITARY DWAR-



OH MY GOD THAT'S IT SMOKE COME AT ME BROOOOO



Day 1
Umm, hello. I am Oddom Mesushat. I've been told to write a journal, by some..weird drunk dude. Last time I saw him, he was running off naked into the deadly smoke. Moron. Anyways,

We were told to dig a mine..but however, there was a bunch of damp stone. We can tell we don't wanna mess with it, so we leave it alone. However, the drunk guy who calls himself "the overlord" tells us we're all pussies and he'll make us mine out that area. Riiight. Anyways...



He tried making us dig a bunch of space..didn't work.



He made a mine near his construction site of "BADASS PLAN ALPHA ONE" he calls it..didn't work either.



IS THAT GODDAMN SMOKE STILL THERE I WILL MURDER IT SO HARD

Yeah, he's kind of insane.

SCREW THIS, I'M GOING TO BED. GOODNIGHT DWARF FORTRESS

WAIT, DON'T SAVE AND QUI

[Ki11aGhost]

OH FUCK YES AN UPDATE. SIT BACK AND LET OP ENLIGHTEN US.