I'll tend to update as soon as I notice that at least 4 people have posted.
"Aww, crap, I'm gonna need more money if I'm gonna buy my textbooks..."
Carrie gets back in the car and drives to the bank to withdraw some cash.
(Carrie)
[1] You drive to the bank, but it is CROWDED. Everyone trying to get their money, because panic. You're gonna be waitin' for a LONG time. Have fun.
BODILY FUNTION ROLL: [5] You start to feel a bit hungry.
Dick will proceed to gather up his loose change, his firearm (He has a concealed weapon's license), and head to the local convenience store for some potato chips.
(Dick)
[5] Dick gathers his things and walks to the nearby convienience store. [4] You make it to the store, but it looks like there are some people here already. You can only imagine what it's like at Walmart. You have [ ([6]+[6])x6 ] 72 dollars and [ ([6]^2)[1] ] 36 cents, so you can easily buy a bag of chips for 2.00, which you do. You now have $70.36 and a bag of Lays.
Punch the hobo in the stomach then knee him in the face when he doubles over. Once he is on the floor kick him in the head until he stops moving or dies whichever comes first.
(Leon)
[3](+2 skill) vs {5} You successfully punch the hobo, but tip over he does not. He does vomit on you, though. Now you reek of alcohol and hydrochloric acid. "Is that blood?!" Yes. It is.
{4} vs {1} He headbutts you square in the crotch. -2 in any combat rolls due to man pain.
Continue going about daily business.
Let me know when my bud starts dying.
[5] You go to your fridge, grab a cold beer, and think "I haven't done anything today, have I? I'll check my schedule to see if I need to do anything."
It is now 4:58 PM, and the virus, now called the Red Virus by some uncreative people, has
manifested a new symptom. It now causes:
Bloody Vomiting and Coughing
Irratability
Full-Body RashesGovernments in Africa are now getting around to prohibiting air travel. The virus has infected 161,145 and killed [ 161145/3 +/- 150 depending on mood ] 53,865 people.
If I'm happy, more people die. I'm an optimist.