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Total Members Voted: 13

[Ukrainian Ranger]

To AI

Can you explain me what the hell is happening on that ship? And how can we help each other?

[Gotdamnmiracle]

Let's send a laser through the working reactor. Screw this guy.

[Thecard]

Whoah, whoah, whoah! Do we really want to be stuck in a dead ship?
I mean, if we do, God-speed.  But won't that make air, lighting, and doors a no-no?  I hope you've brought enough explosives to get us out of a few more doors, in that case.

[GreatWyrmGold]

"If we can fire a laser through the main reactor, we can use a laser-hole as an auxiliary means of egress, but I'd advise against it unless we can get a copy of--oh for the love of Dawkins, Carl, I explained what that meant not five minutes ago!
"Erm, miss AI? Would it be possible for you to beam yourself to our ship in data form?" (turns off intercomm) "We'd be able to keep it in an isolated computer system, don't you fret." (turns intercomm back on)

[Aseaheru]

we are in spacesuits.

i just hope it wont explode.

we have welders. welders can cut.
lets cut out, or try.

Hey, ever use a welder and melting what you were welding? lets try that here.
Lets see what the AI wants first. before fucking the ship for all eternity.

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Good, someone knows basic politeness..."

[Aseaheru]

Hey, im on squad comms! how can you hear me?

[Thecard]

"Right.  I knew we were missing something on the ship.  I thought it was proper medical supplies, but maybe it's just an egotistical and homicidal robot," Charlie says, half to himself.

[Gotdamnmiracle]

"What?!" An angry grunt is heard. "I'm dealing with an AI?... No I'm not. I don't play games, especially with some hackers wet dream. I will not be put on the defensive in an obvious trap and play into some spambot's chiller flick fantasy. Tell that electric slut I will tear out every one of the wires in this ship and flay the whole thing with a laser as a scalpel unless it opens up quick. I'm giving you five minutes to reason with the fabricant before I cut the power and we just blow our way out. Use some of that psych crap on it."

Shia switches to mainline "Steel yourselves, we move out in five. Nastasi, hang tight, I may have found a better use for your explosives. Domas You might want to follow me on this one. I think we have a score to settle."

[Thecard]

Why do I let myself volunteer for these things?  Why do I have to even come?
Oh yeah, they like to play with bombs...

[GreatWyrmGold]

Hey, im on squad comms! how can you hear me?

"...Whoops. Um, let's just say there's a reason I'm confident I can keep the AI from harming anything...
"Shia, calm down. This AI is as intelligent as any of us--probably more intelligent than some. Yes Carl 'Forgot-what-egress-means,' I mean you. Not just that, either...Look, don't kill the AI unless she goes all Happyos on you."

[Gotdamnmiracle]

Why do I let myself volunteer for these things?  Why do I have to even come?
Oh yeah, they like to play with bombs...

"Get one of those occlusive patches handy if one of our suits are damaged. Pit animals can still tear suits"

[Gotdamnmiracle]

Hey, im on squad comms! how can you hear me?

"...Whoops. Um, let's just say there's a reason I'm confident I can keep the AI from harming anything...
"Shia, calm down. This AI is as intelligent as any of us--probably more intelligent than some. Yes Carl 'Forgot-what-egress-means,' I mean you. Not just that, either...Look, don't kill the AI unless she goes all Happyos on you."

"Yeah? Look, all I want to do now is get off of this ship and cut it to scrap. What exactly gives you all ofthis confidence?"

[Aseaheru]

Joy. all we need are some evil robots and a zombie or two and this will make a great movie. So lets get out of here. and if we can do it WITHOUT bomps, well, thats more explosive to use on these monsters.

OY! Why in Okarm's name are you doing! we are about to fight a frecking monster and your taking off your frecking visor? you some sort of immune-to-bites-and-scratches superhero? if we get back, you have a one-way trip to the trash-sorting room. and if we dont have one, ill make one!

Anyways... can we build a wall of somesort? or make some grenades with those bombs? and whos going to try cutting us out?

[GreatWyrmGold]

"I'm a pretty good programmer. Besides, I've got a computer in my room--not connected to the Salvation's CPU at all. Give me a minute and my computer, I'll get the AI straight onto my computer. Once there, we can decide if she's trustworthy or not safely. Two things I'd like to do first. One, back up my files. Two...AI, which gender pronoun do you prefer?
"Don't damage the ship yet, unless you have to. I want to try and save the AI first."