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Asra

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Re: Genocidal dwarf
« Reply #15 on: September 19, 2012, 06:03:29 pm »
I'm going to have to go onto the boat that he's compensating for something. I mean all of those elves were male elves, and he does have the pointy ears.
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Re: Genocidal dwarf
« Reply #16 on: September 19, 2012, 06:08:17 pm »

This is his artifact, a feathered wood earring.

Should go nicely with those ears. :)
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Re: Genocidal dwarf
« Reply #17 on: September 19, 2012, 07:30:09 pm »
He's being ironic. Or perhaps possessed.
Edit: Wait, elves are feyish...
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Re: Genocidal dwarf
« Reply #18 on: September 19, 2012, 08:10:50 pm »
Looks like he took a bath recently...

Did he get hurt by the trolls?
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Re: Genocidal dwarf
« Reply #19 on: September 19, 2012, 10:21:16 pm »
Quote from: Z1000000m on September 19, 2012, 10:05:10 am
It's even worse than that.

Notice that all of those elves are male.
Unfortunate implications indeed.
Why's that? Maybe this particular elven civ only sends males into battle.

Or, they just default to male because it's the first gender on the list, and these elves started out as unspecified gender. Kind of the way an artifact turns into iron if you forbid the primary material.
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« Reply #20 on: September 19, 2012, 10:32:56 pm »
Or it could be the "Smurf" arguement.

I'll just leave that there.
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Re: Genocidal dwarf
« Reply #21 on: September 19, 2012, 11:15:17 pm »
I think he made it out of wood just to wear it into battle and piss off elves right before they die.
"You damn dirty dwarf, you've killed all my friends and family, I will have your head on a plat- Is that earring made of... wood?
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Re: Genocidal dwarf
« Reply #22 on: October 03, 2012, 02:33:15 pm »
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« Reply #23 on: October 03, 2012, 02:51:11 pm »
From the stats, he's not a genocidal sociopath... merely a dwarven soldier to be held in highest esteem for his valor in conquest against the elves. It's not genocide if its against enemies-at-arms.
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Re: Genocidal dwarf
« Reply #24 on: October 03, 2012, 02:54:35 pm »
Wooden training swords and rope reed tunics don't really count as armaments, IMO :P
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« Reply #25 on: October 03, 2012, 05:54:43 pm »
Quote from: The Darkling Wolf on October 03, 2012, 02:54:35 pm
Wooden training swords and rope reed tunics don't really count as armaments, IMO :P
They do if they're used by Elves!
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Re: Genocidal dwarf
« Reply #26 on: October 03, 2012, 06:07:20 pm »
Quote from: Scow2 on October 03, 2012, 05:54:43 pm
Quote from: The Darkling Wolf on October 03, 2012, 02:54:35 pm
Wooden training swords and rope reed tunics don't really count as armaments, IMO :P
They do if they're used by Elves!
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Re: Genocidal dwarf
« Reply #27 on: October 04, 2012, 01:49:55 pm »
Quote from: Scow2 on October 03, 2012, 05:54:43 pm
Quote from: The Darkling Wolf on October 03, 2012, 02:54:35 pm
Wooden training swords and rope reed tunics don't really count as armaments, IMO :P
They do if they're used by Elves!
Wooden swords and training swords are two entirely different things. Do not underestimate a legendary swords Elf...
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Re: Genocidal dwarf
« Reply #28 on: October 04, 2012, 02:28:58 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on October 04, 2012, 01:49:55 pm
Quote from: Scow2 on October 03, 2012, 05:54:43 pm
Quote from: The Darkling Wolf on October 03, 2012, 02:54:35 pm
Wooden training swords and rope reed tunics don't really count as armaments, IMO :P
They do if they're used by Elves!
Wooden swords and training swords are two entirely different things. Do not underestimate a legendary swords Elf...
Yeah, so long as you aren't wearing a string vest or a thin T-shirt, that dude will wreck you.
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Re: Genocidal dwarf
« Reply #29 on: October 04, 2012, 02:47:57 pm »
Quote from: The Darkling Wolf on October 04, 2012, 02:28:58 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on October 04, 2012, 01:49:55 pm
Quote from: Scow2 on October 03, 2012, 05:54:43 pm
Quote from: The Darkling Wolf on October 03, 2012, 02:54:35 pm
Wooden training swords and rope reed tunics don't really count as armaments, IMO :P
They do if they're used by Elves!
Wooden swords and training swords are two entirely different things. Do not underestimate a legendary swords Elf...
Yeah, so long as you aren't wearing a string vest or a thin T-shirt, that dude will wreck you.
They will cut off all your toes, all of your fingers, blind you, cut off your ears, your nose...
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