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If we got FTL you would...
« on: September 18, 2012, 04:52:35 pm »

We get ftl. It may not be affordable, for now it may only be the province of governments and possibly big business, but it's there, and it's been announced to the world whether anyone likes it or not. What would you do? What would the world do?

Edit: Ok, let me clarify. FTL exists. You don't have your hands on it yet. What do you do?
« Last Edit: September 18, 2012, 05:02:57 pm by Novel »
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Re: If we got FTL you would...
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2012, 04:54:19 pm »

I'd visit my parents more often.  I'm apparently too lazy for a 3.5 hour bus ride.  A 3.5 second FTL drive and I might be able to work up the effort to say hi.
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Re: If we got FTL you would...
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2012, 04:57:16 pm »

I already have FTL. It's fun, but the RNG loves to screw me over and I haven't got any Zoltan crew members yet...oh, you mean actual FTL. Got it.

I'd go into space, duh :P
For instance, scientists found what may be an Earth-like planet. That'd be my first stop.
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Re: If we got FTL you would...
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2012, 05:02:31 pm »

Ok, let me clarify. FTL exists. You don't have your hands on it yet. What do you do?
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Re: If we got FTL you would...
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2012, 05:03:44 pm »

I have significant doubt I would be using it personally.  It's not likely to be affordable to individuals for a long time after it becomes possible, and I have no business in space, much less deep space.  :)

Otherwise, it would probably just be a curiosity for a while, then used for scientific purposes for some time yet.  Even if FTL travel was cheap, it would take some time before it could be useful for anything, since our space craft aren't even reliable and cheap enough for things like star tourism, much less deep space construction.
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Re: If we got FTL you would...
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2012, 05:04:31 pm »

Join a government-sponsored exploration ship. Even if I'm only a janitor or septic worker or something, it'd be worth it.
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Re: If we got FTL you would...
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2012, 05:05:07 pm »

Ok, let me clarify. FTL exists. You don't have your hands on it yet. What do you do?
Nothing?

Well break out the party hats if it was just announced, I guess.
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Re: If we got FTL you would...
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2012, 05:08:33 pm »

Ok, let me clarify. FTL exists. You don't have your hands on it yet. What do you do?
Get my feet on it?

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Re: If we got FTL you would...
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2012, 05:25:16 pm »

Join a government-sponsored exploration ship. Even if I'm only a janitor or septic worker or something, it'd be worth it.

This. Only instead of as janitor or septic worker, I'd volunteer to be hardwired into the ship as a wetware CPU/cyborg pilot.
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Re: If we got FTL you would...
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2012, 05:26:11 pm »

Steal it and turn into a space pirate.
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Re: If we got FTL you would...
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2012, 05:28:08 pm »

Find aliens and steal their cows.
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Re: If we got FTL you would...
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2012, 06:06:27 pm »

Attempt to nuke Mars with FTL velocity projectiles.
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Re: If we got FTL you would...
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2012, 06:40:13 pm »

Find aliens and steal their cows.
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« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2012, 07:02:01 pm »

What on earth would you want alien cows for?

I would use it to travel to different planets and see what is out there. J. says he would use it to improve his internet latency for online gaming....

Of course... why travel to other planets when you can blow **** up online! What was I thinking?  ::)
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« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2012, 07:06:48 pm »

Become president and mass subsidize space travel. Rename the nation the United States of the Milky Way.
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