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Kestrel_6

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Assault on Equestria
« on: September 17, 2012, 08:32:17 pm »

It began so inncoently.

 a new race discovered, calling themselves Ponies, from the planet of Equestria. They were nice, and began integrating into other systems.

 The problems began when they encountered other planets colonised by other systems. they began 'befriending' them. Entire planets lost. So began the march to War.

 the IA (Intergalactic Alliance, formerly Interdimensional Alliance) mustered a fleet larger than even the Reaper War Victory Fleet. Every race, every universe pitched in, IS, UNSC, Systems Alliance, Scarrans and PK fleets, Nirn, Terrans, RED and BLU, everyone, for one simple goal to rid this evil.

 So began the greatest assault ever....

 ...The Assault on Equestria


 First things first. There will be people offended by this forum thread. So, if you are offended, please do the following

 1. Backspace or press Previous Page
 2. Don't open it again

 The rules will be Roll To Dodge (RTD)

 So now we need signups. If this gets more popular, i'll add additional slots

 Team Roster
 Seco (Section Commander AKA Corporal AKA guy in charge)
 2IC (Second in Command AKA Lance-Corporal)
 Trooper
 Trooper
 Trooper
 Trooper

 MechWarrior Support (Pilots a Battlemech of Medium or Below a Battlemech, fire support/big guns etc)

Char sheet

 Name:
 Gender:
 Race: (If human, please specify what specific universe (IE ME, Halo etc. Battlemech pilots must be human)
 Class (A medic is a great idea in a team, so is a Combat Engineer, so coordinate)
 Description (what you look like)
 Bio (try to keep it short.)

 Let the war begin...
« Last Edit: September 17, 2012, 09:29:49 pm by Kestrel_6 »
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Re: Assault on Equestria
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2012, 08:52:25 pm »

You think this will make the bronies angry but you don't understand us.  We don't get mad, we get forgiving.
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Re: Assault on Equestria
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2012, 08:53:47 pm »

Come on. If I posted this in most other forums, you would destroy it. Either you are in, or out.

take a pick
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Re: Assault on Equestria
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2012, 08:54:28 pm »

Well this should be amusing.
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Re: Assault on Equestria
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2012, 08:57:33 pm »

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Re: Assault on Equestria
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2012, 08:59:26 pm »

I pick friendship!

Congratulations, you have picked friendship with your IA soldiers, blowing away these 'befrienders'

Char sheet please?
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Re: Assault on Equestria
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2012, 09:02:20 pm »

I am interested.

But I am also confused. The ponies are befriending other races, which is a bad thing? Are they Charming entire races or something of that nature?

Doesn't matter in any case. The title post mentioned RED and BLU: Can I be Heavy Weapons Guy?

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Re: Assault on Equestria
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2012, 09:05:42 pm »

Name: Clipclop
Gender: Female
Race: Earth Pony
Class: Dancer
Description: A black earth pony with a white mane.  A white stripe runs along the center of her body.  She has ruby red hoofs.  Her cutie mark is a pair of red tap shoes.
Bio: Clipclop is from Mare-eland where she is a member of a dancing/rhythm music troupe named Stomp.
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Re: Assault on Equestria
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2012, 09:08:23 pm »

You think this will make the bronies angry but you don't understand us.  We don't get mad, we get forgiving.
I wouldn't say that. You're speaking of the bronies like they're less a group of people and more of a hive mind. I don't think that's accurate, and if it is, that's really, really creepy. I would say that each of them would decide whether to raeg or forgive.
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Re: Assault on Equestria
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2012, 09:08:56 pm »

By 'befriend' to them, means 'slavery and/or annihilation' to us

And yes, you can be Heavy Weapons Guy #123456 of PRPL (People's Republic of Pony Liberation) a fusion of RED and BLU.

and Mainiac, please note that 'Clipclop' was probably deported, imprisoned and/or went bezerk and got a nice 7.62mm round to the forehead. Continue to try and derail this post, and thou shall be reported.
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Re: Assault on Equestria
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2012, 09:11:03 pm »

I'm sorry did I hurt your feelings Kestrel?  I was just trying to play with you.  :'(

I wouldn't say that. You're speaking of the bronies like they're less a group of people and more of a hive mind.

We aren't a hive mind.  But when you are running in a herd you know where everyone is going.  Pretty neat, huh?
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Re: Assault on Equestria
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2012, 09:13:06 pm »

It seems 'Friendship or play' to you seems to mean 'troll and derail' to me.

So either you participate, watch or go away, I don't care. At least treat it seriously
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Re: Assault on Equestria
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2012, 09:14:42 pm »

I'm offended.

Not because I don't like generic sic-fi wars.

Not because ponies. Hell, its pretty clear that I'm a brony.

I'm offended that you made a RTD in the main RPG forum, when we have a whole section for RTDs.
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Re: Assault on Equestria
« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2012, 09:15:51 pm »

It will also have RP sections. YaK is an RTD, but that isnt there, is it?
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Re: Assault on Equestria
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2012, 09:17:20 pm »

Actually forum rules specifically say you can't do RTDs outside the RTD section.  Don't worry, we'll keep your secret.
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