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[EternallySlaying]

òstob Spurtpus the Gristle of Hags was an ass fiend. It was the only one of its kind. An enormous ass twisted into humanoid form with external ribs. It squirms and fidgets. Its tan hair is long and straight. BEWARE ITS FIRE! òstob was associated with deformity.

It escapes the underworld midautumn of 1.

It gets confronted by the goblin in 55 Nguslu Limbmaligns.
òstob strikes him down.

Gets murdered in 68 by the goblin Stozu Wickedplane.



Not a huge threat, but I can't help but think of a creature with the head of a butt, farting fire out of its "mouth". I thought it might be a funny share.

[Loud Whispers]

:/

My conscience tells me to eye tooth, but my pancreas tell me to sweetbread :d

[thrush_titan]

I guess the dorfs in your world are more into boobs.

[Hammerstar]

It's a funny thing about the game's terminolgy. It means "ass" as in donkey. Yet the domestic animal is called "donkey" while FBs, clowns, and were-beasts are all called "ass."

I think it falls under Toady trolling those of us with childish senses of humor.

[misko27]

It's a funny thing about the game's terminolgy. It means "ass" as in donkey. Yet the domestic animal is called "donkey" while FBs, clowns, and were-beasts are all called "ass."

I think it falls under Toady trolling those of us with childish senses of humor.

Then again, male birds are called cocks, so I guess it evens out.

[EternallySlaying]

I figured that too Hammerstar... but come on. A butt-face fiend is a lot cooler!

[chevil]

The Ass fiend hits the giant cock in the lower body
The giant cock looks sick
The giant cock vomits



I'm sorry.

[darkgloomie]

The Ass fiend hits the giant cock in the lower body
The giant cock looks sick
The giant cock vomits



I'm sorry.

... shouldn't it be the other way around?

I'm sorry too.

[Mapleguy555]

Brain Magma. Where is it.

[Fen]

Now in brain-melting technicolor!
warning; may very likely to cause fell moods.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The spinning giant cock corpse strikes the ass fiend in the lower body!
The giant ass fiend looks sick!
The giant ass fiend vomits!
The giant ass fiend latches on firmly!

(we're all terrible people)

[misko27]

Now in brain-melting technicolor!
warning; may very likely to cause fell moods.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The spinning giant cock corpse strikes the ass fiend in the lower body!
The giant ass fiend looks sick!
The giant ass fiend vomits!
The giant ass fiend latches on firmly!

(we're all terrible people)

This is all my fault. God forgive me.

[Urist Da Vinci]

No-one else remembers this artwork?


"A great eyeless ass. It has a fat bulging trunk and it has a regal bearing. Beware it's fire!"

From http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=76346.msg2337836#msg2337836 (original fullsize image lost to time)

[Fen]

oh god I'd forgotten about that thing.
I can't stop laughing.

[EternallySlaying]

... it can't be unseen, or unread. Any of which is above just CAN'T be uncomprehended.
*hides in room and bars the door with -sheep wool sock-
EternallySlaying looses a roaring laughter, fell and terrible!

[Pokon]

... it can't be unseen, or unread. Any of which is above just CAN'T be uncomprehended.
*hides in room and bars the door with -sheep wool sock-
EternallySlaying looses a roaring laughter, fell and terrible!

Naturaly, the cock beast should intone the names of all it encounters.