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Author Topic: The heroic story of Snodub  (Read 3025 times)

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Re: The heroic story of Snodub
« Reply #15 on: September 15, 2012, 08:07:15 am »

As in he is the only elf species with tostosterone.
Isn't that kinda insulting to all the Dwarves that get nom'd by Elves then?

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Re: The heroic story of Snodub
« Reply #16 on: September 15, 2012, 08:09:48 am »

The dwarf gets so embaraced when the elves atempt to beat them that arms go sailing and it dies.
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Re: The heroic story of Snodub
« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2012, 06:49:53 pm »

Cacame is his own bread of badass.

Cacame must have been so badass he was not an elf, but a lump of bread turned into an elf by sheer manly bread willpower.
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Re: The heroic story of Snodub
« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2012, 07:10:38 pm »

Cacame is his own bread of badass.

Cacame must have been so badass he was not an elf, but a lump of bread turned into an elf by sheer manly bread willpower.

Nothing yeast would be befit such a fine quality of King.

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Re: The heroic story of Snodub
« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2012, 08:08:29 pm »

Cacame isnt classifeid as elf
he as is classeified as "The Elf King of Dwarves" The diffrence between the two is Cacame can grow facial hair.
Cacame is merely proof that elves are better than dwarves in all ways: They even make better Dwarves than Dwarves.
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Re: The heroic story of Snodub
« Reply #20 on: September 16, 2012, 08:10:27 pm »

Cacame isnt classifeid as elf
he as is classeified as "The Elf King of Dwarves" The diffrence between the two is Cacame can grow facial hair.
Cacame is merely proof that elves are better than dwarves in all ways: They even make better Dwarves than Dwarves.
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Re: The heroic story of Snodub
« Reply #21 on: September 17, 2012, 12:24:32 am »

Cacame is but an unrepeatable anomaly. Never again will there be a badass like him amongst the elves; unless it be blessed by Armok and somehow had Tholtig, Cacame, Morul and Asax as ancestors.

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Re: The heroic story of Snodub
« Reply #22 on: September 17, 2012, 02:30:35 pm »

Who was Asex agin I forgot.
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Re: The heroic story of Snodub
« Reply #23 on: September 17, 2012, 02:57:39 pm »

Badass caveswallowman.

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Re: The heroic story of Snodub
« Reply #24 on: September 17, 2012, 03:40:00 pm »

O YA...
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Re: The heroic story of Snodub
« Reply #25 on: September 19, 2012, 07:05:49 am »

Is it bad i started to tear up?
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Re: The heroic story of Snodub
« Reply #26 on: September 22, 2012, 12:58:32 am »

Is it bad i started to tear up?

It is perfectly normal

I built Snodub a tomb of gold and put the dead body in a coffin in there.
Snodub will be remembered forever.
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Re: The heroic story of Snodub
« Reply #27 on: September 23, 2012, 12:55:28 pm »

I had a dwarf master hammer man he was a man of light clensing the undead taking over towers the dust storm caught him and became a thrall.. out of his free will he jumped into a volcano RIP eaige the big black threat of marketing
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Re: The heroic story of Snodub
« Reply #28 on: September 23, 2012, 01:05:20 pm »

So badass he resisted thralldom to die a free man...
Stories like this show the true badassery of dwarves. Not stories of how stupid they can be, but stories of their most amazing acts of badass. Do you have any screenies of him?

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Re: The heroic story of Snodub
« Reply #29 on: September 23, 2012, 02:42:07 pm »

Cacame is his own bread of badass.

Cacame must have been so badass he was not an elf, but a lump of bread turned into an elf by sheer manly bread willpower.

You don't happen to be a Gurren Lagann fan do you?
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