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Hurize

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The heroic story of Snodub
« on: September 13, 2012, 07:22:01 pm »

I got a epic story I want to share with you guys
So I start a new adventurer. their name is Snodub. kill my first 3 night creatures, and was told to goto the queen.
Along the way Snodubs recruit 3 macedwarfs, 2 Human Prisoners, and 1 Dwarfen Drunk.
Snodubs find the queen and recieve the quest to kill the Mega of all night creatures.
Snodub + the other 6 go to attack this beast.
So Snodub goto its lair and attack its lair.
There was 7+ Nightcreatures in there.
First the Drunk dies and then one of my macedwarfs.
then the prisoners bite about 4 of the nightcreatures heads off then die due to lucky headshots.
So it was Snodub and 2 macedwarfs versus 3 nightcreatures left.
So then we attack charging in and kill 2 of the nightcreature, this one nightcreature was hiding in the back.
It slaughtered my macedwarfs and charged at Snodub, Snodub attacked it and it bit Snodubs arm off.
with one remaining arm I throw Snodubs axe and chop its head off.
Snodub lays on the ground, Bleeding out.... but died knowing what he did to save the nearby kingdom......

« Last Edit: September 13, 2012, 09:25:10 pm by Hurize »
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The amount of malice in this thread is actually causing me some concern. I mean, chaining up mothers and forcing them to breed, just so we can drown their children to harvest their organs? Does this strike no one else as absolutely horrific?
You misspelled 'hilarious'

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Re: Epic Tale.
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2012, 07:24:21 pm »

explore the caverns.
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Re: The heroic story of Snodub
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2012, 09:20:26 pm »

Snodub will be remembered in all dwarfen history.



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here is the whole list
« Last Edit: September 13, 2012, 09:31:05 pm by Hurize »
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The amount of malice in this thread is actually causing me some concern. I mean, chaining up mothers and forcing them to breed, just so we can drown their children to harvest their organs? Does this strike no one else as absolutely horrific?
You misspelled 'hilarious'

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Re: The heroic story of Snodub
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2012, 06:40:28 am »

a brave hero! The dwarven lands need more heroic warriors that will free the world of evil!
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Re: The heroic story of Snodub
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2012, 02:36:33 pm »

Dwarves have a few heros like Ironblood, morul, and Tholtig
Elves, humans, and goblins need to pull their wait.
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Re: The heroic story of Snodub
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2012, 07:40:23 pm »

Hey the elves have Cacame.....kind of :P
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Re: The heroic story of Snodub
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2012, 09:20:57 pm »

Cacame is his own bread of badass.
He is neither elf and sadly he isnt technicly dwarf (No matter how much I want) either.
But Cacame is the only dwarven king that has never been magmad!
EDIT: and Tholtig but no one was left during her rule.
« Last Edit: September 14, 2012, 09:45:54 pm by Sprin »
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Re: The heroic story of Snodub
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2012, 04:40:55 am »

I'm pretty certain he was an Elf. I like the story changes where people uncomfortable with Elves being King slightly tweak the stories to their own ends, kinda like a modern day Pelops :P

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Re: The heroic story of Snodub
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2012, 05:03:46 am »

Cacame was the ONLY badass elf. No matter what you say or do, he is and will be the ONLY badass elf, ever.
We do need a kobold and goblin hero too. And gremlins deserve some love. :D

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Re: The heroic story of Snodub
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2012, 05:32:07 am »

We do need a kobold
I do know that there was a Kobold which unleashed the HFS upon the fort by stealing a candy sword, and of course there's Deebus, or that one Kobold that went around slaying undead warlords...

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Re: The heroic story of Snodub
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2012, 06:08:07 am »

Scratch that, goblins then.

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Re: The heroic story of Snodub
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2012, 07:36:48 am »

Cacame isnt classifeid as elf
he as is classeified as "The Elf King of Dwarves" The diffrence between the two is Cacame can grow facial hair.
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Re: The heroic story of Snodub
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2012, 07:39:55 am »

Cacame doesn't have facial hair. He scared it off himself with his badassery.

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Re: The heroic story of Snodub
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2012, 07:46:06 am »

I said CAN not doese.

As in he is the only elf species with tostosterone.
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Re: The heroic story of Snodub
« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2012, 07:48:37 am »

Species? If there were more than ONE of Cacame we'd all die in the ensuing overload of awesome and badass.
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