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[Grek]

Exploratron 9000 would like to gather the blunt metal cone in the atrium. It would be useful for making maps.

[Zaerosz]

Build a blood-fueled motorcycle out of the corpses.

Ain't no blood in dem corpses. They've been dead for years. Also that would require a Gather action and then a Craft action, i.e. two turns.

[Fortis]

This is off to a great start.

Helios will just try to find his way back to the ship.

[MrWillsauce]

Build a blood-fueled motorcycle out of the corpses.

Ain't no blood in dem corpses. They've been dead for years. Also that would require a Gather action and then a Craft action, i.e. two turns.

The motorcycle isn't made out of blood, it runs on blood. And I don't need blood from the corpses if the hall has:

Many, many dried bloodstains

But okay, my real action is to gather up all the remains and dried blood.

[LAAT501legion]

Awesome, that's one awesome capture!
Gather animals

[Terra162]

I'm Kain the Blacksmith. He is great at making any sort of metal object.

Gather Metals
Go out and look for spare pieces of metal that can be easily melted.

[ExKirby]

Try to make the mushroom soup again!

[Zaerosz]

Try to make the mushroom soup again!

Nobody ever said it was a mushroom. Remember, this ship's been effectively dead for centuries. That lump used to be... something organic.

Starting the update now.

[ExKirby]

Fungus roughly means mushroom.

Even if it's not a good mushroom.

[Zaerosz]

Gather grass and hope for better rolls

26

At this point you're not even sure whether you're in the same structure anymore. You are still utterly and completely LOST. Even more lost than you were yesterday, in fact. Your roll to return to the ship tomorrow will recieve a penalty of -10 for attempting to gather instead of returning.
+26 Herb Gathering EXP

But okay, my real action is to gather up all the remains and dried blood.

5
CRITICAL FAIL

You know, you wouldn't think it'd be this hard to find the remains of a horrific slaughterfest, but apparently either Exploratron was lying, someone or something cleaned up the corpses, or you have absolutely no sense of direction. You are now LOST. You must attempt to return to the ship next turn.
+5 Corpse Gathering EXP

Exploratron 9000 would like to gather the blunt metal cone in the atrium. It would be useful for making maps.

57
28
92

Directions still fresh in your RAM from yesterday, you quickly make your way back to the atrium and attempt to free the metal cone from the wall. Unfortunately it is very much sealed in, but you do succeed in peeling a bunch of rather banged-up metal plates off the outside.
+57 Metal Gathering EXP
+13x warped steel plate !base influence 29 each!

This is off to a great start.

Helios will just try to find his way back to the ship.

70

After some absolutely hilarious misadventures, you make your way back to the Ark and immediately proceed to the medical office to have your hand stitched back on and get that curious rash checked out.

Awesome, that's one awesome capture!
Gather animals

30 -5 +1 = 26

In spite of, or perhaps because of, your success yesterday, you are unable to find any more living creatures. Perhaps you scared them into hiding.
+26 Animal Capture EXP

I'm Kain the Blacksmith. He is great at making any sort of metal object.

Gather Metals
Go out and look for spare pieces of metal that can be easily melted.

Another stasis pod hisses and opens, and another Creator steps out.
51 -5 = 46

As eager as you are to begin contributing to the greater cause, and more importantly practice your art, you're still a little groggy from your recent awakening, and collapse not long after leaving the ship. Sir Helios drags you back in on his way back.
+46 Metal Gathering EXP

Try to make the mushroom soup again!

23 +1 = 24

This... thing absolutely refuses to let you figure out how to prepare it for consumption. Furthermore, the smell is still making you nauseous, and now that it's out of cold storage it only seems to be getting worse. Perhaps you should come back to it later.
+24 Chef EXP

Spoiler: World 1 (click to show/hide)

71 (-5 to Gather and Explore rolls)
The portal opens into a dimly lit metallic hallway lit by flickering panels on the ceiling. You can hear what sounds like a roar every so often, and occasionally the area shudders and rattles slightly.
-One of the walls is buckled and cracked, pushing inwards and almost blocking off a hallway.
-A large, open atrium with trampled grass under enormous three-toed footprints. A blunt metal cone has burst through one of the walls, about 4m wide at the base.
-Many, many dried bloodstains and dessicated corpses littering the hallways.
-A sealed room in what appears to be a kitchen.

Spoiler: Ship inventory (click to show/hide)

4x iron dowel (1kg) [15*4]
22x glass pebbles (approx 1cm-3.5cm across each, roughly spherical) [2*22]
1x jar of soil (200cm³ volume) [6]

Spoiler: Active Characters (click to show/hide)

1. Alexander Kyrby - 198 Influence
-Chef 1 [67/100]
1/10
1x disturbing fungal growth (~20cm ellipsoid) [2]

2. Sir Madame the Genderless - 148 Influence
-Fleshsmith 1 [0/100]
-Bonecrafter 0 [9/100]
-Corpse Gathering 0 [5/100]
1/10

3. Exploratron 9000 - 577 Influence
-Explorer 1 [88/100]
-Metal Gatherer 0 [57/100]
1/10
13x warped steel plate [29*13]

4. Tazil - 200 Influence
-Chef 1 [0/100]
-Metal Gathering 0 [6/100]
-Herb Gathering 0 [26/100]
1/10

5. Sir Helios - 200 Influence
-Enchanter 1 [0/100]
-Explorer 0 [3/100]
1/10

6. Tlaxloq - 345 Influence
-Animal Capture 1 [87/100]
1/10
1x Red-feathered Deinonychus antirrhopus [145]

7. Kain
-Metalwork 1 [0/100]
-Metal Gathering 0 [46/100]
1/10

8.

Spoiler: Waitlist (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Commentary (click to show/hide)

1.3: ...um. O...kay then.

[ExKirby]

EDIT: Wait no, let me rethink this...

IDEA. I'll make a Soil Cake!

[Zaerosz]

EDIT: Wait no, let me rethink this...

IDEA. I'll make a Soil Cake!

So claiming the jar of dirt, yeah?

[Grek]

Exploratron 9000 engages Emergency Rescue Protocol A and searches for Tazil. Whirring siren noises are heard as a red and blue light starts flashing on Exploratron's head.

[ExKirby]

EDIT: Wait no, let me rethink this...

IDEA. I'll make a Soil Cake!

So claiming the jar of dirt, yeah?

Yeah

[Ukrainian Ranger]

Try to return home