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[Urist Mc Dwarf]

Never mind, fixed it. In my fort now, incompetence is punished but not really laziness. So i associated them through adventurer religous movement and children are getting paddled minutely.

Also, i 've weaponized goblin ultrasonic communication waves. They cause 12% pallidiam 78% gold 4% iron and 6% copper  alloys to explode

[Haspen]

Okay, so my smithy just spilled some molten iron onto his hand and lost most of his skin.

How can I force my doctor to try and graft some pig skin as replacement (my smithy has high pain tolerance and insists on doing it live)? The doctor takes the job - it shows in the job manager - but then he just blinks and goes to get himself drunk, not to mention misplacing his surgery tools in random places.

Do you think it is a glitch?

[tahujdt]

Okay, so my smithy just spilled some molten iron onto his hand and lost most of his skin.

How can I force my doctor to try and graft some pig skin as replacement (my smithy has high pain tolerance and insists on doing it live)? The doctor takes the job - it shows in the job manager - but then he just blinks and goes to get himself drunk, not to mention misplacing his surgery tools in random places.

Do you think it is a glitch?

Try using an adopted pig, they count as dwarves for healthcare purposes.

[Haspen]

Try using an adopted pig, they count as dwarves for healthcare purposes.

Ehhh, I was going to, but the smithy slipped over some wet rocks, tumbled down the hill and broke his neck.

...His restless spirit just possesed the doctor's surgery knife and stabbed him in the eye, ow. Now I have lost both the smithy and the doctor (at least smithy's ghost passed away to afterlife).

[My Name is Immaterial]

Did you let a guild of doctors be created? He probably couldn't do that to an animal because of his oath.

Here is how I deal with this sort of problem.
In one of the first worlds I ever created, I had become the world's most rogueish scoundrel. My name was whispered in taverns and palaces alike. I stole from the crowns off of the heads of kings, and melted them down to pay the taxes of the poor. I took religious artifacts of purity and left them in brothels, along with a big tip. The most paranoid merchant princes returned home to find their vaults of gold and jewels slowly being turned into a mirror image. While it was pretty funny to toy around with mortals, only my name was immortal. I had a cult summon the world's main trickster spirit, who I challenged to a trick contest. He accepted, and began preparing an elaborate prank. I slept with his wife.
Rest of the story short, I got kicked out of that dimension, and, through some slight of hand, was given the ability to cross over through save games at will.
Whenever I gen a new world, he comes in and changes the moral codes of entire civs. It makes both of us crack up.

[Haspen]

Did you let a guild of doctors be created? He probably couldn't do that to an animal because of his oath.

I don't think so, the were-lizard dwarf that is the current Mayor forbidden all kinds of guilds and such to be formed under penalty of whipping. I will check the City Guard reports to check if they haven't found some secret oath-taking guild or something, thanks.

[tomio175]

Save-travelling rogue.

asdfgk, THAT GUY IS YOURS? I've always wondered why my goddamm ethics code was so bad. Jeez, that explains everything. Care to PM me his template?

[My Name is Immaterial]

Did you let a guild of doctors be created? He probably couldn't do that to an animal because of his oath.

I don't think so, the were-lizard dwarf that is the current Mayor forbidden all kinds of guilds and such to be formed under penalty of whipping. I will check the City Guard reports to check if they haven't found some secret oath-taking guild or something, thanks.

Then he probably just was raised by secret heathen hippies. I would begin an investigation into an elf conspiracy.

Save-travelling rogue.

asdfgk, THAT GUY IS YOURS? I've always wondered why my goddamm ethics code was so bad. Jeez, that explains everything. Care to PM me his template?

I would like to, but if he gets out without careful supervision... I don't know what he could do. After I did a quick Googleplex search with DF running in the background, my ISP cut my internet, and told me to talk to some governmental agency. Long story short, they were not amused, and I am never allowed to plug anything into that computer that he could jump on to.

Also, I never messed around in anyone elses games..... Thats not good... I'm going to go unplug that computer. For a long time.

[mastahcheese]

I'm going to try downloading some of your saves to get that save-hopper, and then duplicate my save files like crazy.

!!SCIENCE!!

[Haspen]

Did you let a guild of doctors be created? He probably couldn't do that to an animal because of his oath.

I don't think so, the were-lizard dwarf that is the current Mayor forbidden all kinds of guilds and such to be formed under penalty of whipping. I will check the City Guard reports to check if they haven't found some secret oath-taking guild or something, thanks.

Then he probably just was raised by secret heathen hippies. I would begin an investigation into an elf conspiracy.

I didn't had to. An elven bard visited the inn in my fortress and my Mayor learned the name of main guy behind the secret oaths - it was Mayor's wife. Justice went into action in the way of whip and hammer strikes. No more secret guilds, no more annoying oaths, and Mayor is seeking a new wife.

Thanks for input and suggestions anyways!

[My Name is Immaterial]

Hello, government? I am in no way whatsoever responsible for mastahcheese's actions. He's the one who could cause the Singularity, not me.

[Robosaur]

Man, DF's high price, plus the paying weekly, and the excessive DLC (Seriously? Modding support costs 100$ and you can't adjust the speeds of units because that would obsolete the 24 hours of superdwarf speed microtransaction), I've kinda  been turned off from it.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Man, DF's high price, plus the paying weekly, and the excessive DLC (Seriously? Modding support costs 100$ and you can't adjust the speeds of units because that would obsolete the 24 hours of superdwarf speed microtransaction), I've kinda  been turned off from it.

It's never been the same since EA threatened Toady at gunpoint with a small army in order to force him to follow the market, has it?

[Witty]

Geez, is anyone still here? After the whole heart attack thing this place has really fallen into decay...

Is the modding team still working on the project? Because there hasn't been a bug fixing patch in over 6 months. Did the team disband again? I really hope not. I don't think there is anyone left to really take this thing over. Bummer...

[Maw]

Geez, is anyone still here? After the whole heart attack thing this place has really fallen into decay...

Is the modding team still working on the project? Because there hasn't been a bug fixing patch in over 6 months. Did the team disband again? I really hope not. I don't think there is anyone left to really take this thing over. Bummer...

I recall a post a few pages back - Toady III was having a brain transplant?  If I remember correctly, coding should be back up Soon^TM.