My four year old fort just got an actual 'must be a miracle' relic. A woodworker, Zeck, went fey during a meal in the dining room, must have left his partially-consumed dwarven wheatbread toast at the table. Zeck made it down to the carpentry workshop OK but then two squads of kobold kidnappers were revealed already inside the fortress and started to raid before he'd finished preparing his tools.
I care more about artifacts then kids, so I left the dayroom open to keep the raiders out of the depths. Zeck's second daughter and another kid got snatched before the squads started to run. I kept the militia after them, then saw three events I've been hoping for -
Ahrnis Elliss, coarse goods weaver, has started to pray.
Jonlossoss-otas, a partially-consumed dwarven wheatbread toast, has begun to glow.
It must be a miracle!
Zeck's wife, of course. And she was only 3 squares from the toast when she decided to pray. An axedwarf had severed a kobold's arm at just the right moment to free the daughter when Mom started to pray, and both Mom and kid have the pious and deeply pessimistic traits.
'Must be a miracle' then. I got a perfectly polished crenulated board from the mood and half a meal that glows and goes a long way towards filling my religious icons requirement to become the Mountainhome. Unfortunately Ahrnis worships a female trout of poetry and a male dwarf of the wind, stars, rain, and storms so its not like there's going to be any useful miracles or anything, but maybe I'll be able to occasionally gather up rains of fish or something.