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[Donuts]

Grab his balls, throw him to the ground too.

[GreatWyrmGold]

"WHY WON'T YOU JUST DIE?!"

STABBY STABBY STAB MCSTABBY STAB.

In other words, STAB HIM. WITH BOTH WEAPONS.

Grab his balls, throw him to the ground too.

Barloff gets real angry and shouts at Urist, [5, 3-2] smashing his bottle and railing bit into Urist's face. Urist [6-2] gets shocked out of his stupor and grabs [5] at Barloff, who dodges. Urist's martial trance kicks in, [1] but Barloff collapses from exhaustion and injury.

[Donuts]

You mean Urist, right?

[GreatWyrmGold]

...Did I confuse your dwarves' names? Whichever of you isn't dual-wielding random broken items finish the other off quickly, please.

[Donuts]

Oh, i am the martial trance guy, so i should finish him? Curb stomp him in da FACE!

[Kedly]

"Yer Horrible little wretch!" Slamming didnt seem to work, so go back to face stomping

[GreatWyrmGold]

Get up and just beat my enemy to death.  If I can.  Bite him if necessary.

"Yer Horrible little wretch!" Slamming didnt seem to work, so go back to face stomping

Gartuk and Ger stagger up. [2, 1] They ran at each other and were unable to do much; Ger falls over. Gartuk goes over and [2] fails to beat Ger before the latter gets up. Ger [5] springs up and slams into [5] Gartuk's legs, knocking over both and dazing them until the end of next turn. [4-1] The weapon merchant struggles out of his former stall

[Kedly]

Rally the weapon merchant to help me beat the everloving sh** out of this green piece of filth... Maybe also to toss me a weapon... Yeah that might help

[Greenstarfanatic]

Roll out of the way and stab the bastard's foot!

[Donuts]

Roll out of the way and stab the bastards foot!

You are both injured and exhausted and i am in a martial trance. I shall win!

[NRDL]

Bite his throat!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Rally the weapon merchant to help me beat the everloving sh** out of this green piece of filth... Maybe also to toss me a weapon... Yeah that might help

Bite his throat!

[5-1] Ger convinces the merchant to help him kill Gartuk. [4] The merchant finally climbs out of his old stall and throws a large iron dagger [6] directly into Red's hand, blade-first. Oops. Gartuk [5-1] bites [3-1] Ger in the throat! The nutcase latches on firmly!

Oh, i am the martial trance guy, so i should finish him? Curb stomp him in da FACE!

Roll out of the way and stab the bastard's foot!

Urist [1] stomps on his own foot. Barloff [5-1] wearily rolls away and stabs [5] at where Urist's foot was a moment before he hopped away, still emitting pained yelps.
[4] Urist is still doing as well as ever, thanks to the martial trance, [2] but Barloff's internal injuries are just too much. He passes out.

The seven cheer, knowing the fight in the bar is near a close. Unless Barloff gets urgent medical attention, he's going to die very soon. The market fight will also be over soon, although the results are less certain...

[NRDL]

Shake him by the throat!

[Greenstarfanatic]

Send mental waves to the nearest doctor to come and help me!

[Donuts]

Check the script if i am supposed to kill him now, then if it wants me to, curb stomp to da !!FACE!!