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[Donuts]

Drive my boot up Barloffs crotch, then pull out the pike, slide behind him, and impale his knee.

[NRDL]

Get up and tackle that one armed freak to the ground! 

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Fernally getting up er ya?" Ger kicks Gartuk in the face.

Edit: Actually can I change that to ("Fernally getting up er ya?" Ger grabs a nearby object and slams it down on Gartuk's head)  ?

You can change it.

Get up and tackle that one armed freak to the ground! 

[3] Ger grabs a large bag of copper and some silver coins, and [3] hurls it at Gartuk. Gartuk [2] gets hit in the head, with gleams of copper and silver streaming from the opening and over his bruised and battered body. [3] Gartuk gets up nonetheless and leaps at Ger, [3-1] who tries to dodge but is impede by the close quarters. [6] Gartuk smashes Ger through his stall's table, stunning him, but has so much momentum that he flips over, also stunned.
The merchant who Gartuk stole the axe from [4] hurls a steel hammer at Gartuk, [1], but it glances off concealed chain mail and smashes a support of the merchant's stall, causing it so collapse. [5] A bronze spear sticks into Gartuk's [4] right arm, pinning him to the ground (he is having a bad day), [1] and a copper dagger completely Moses Ger.

((...Am I dead? If not, Here:))

Barloff removes the pike from himself and tosses it across the room. He runs back up the stairs and grabs...uhh...a decorative spear? If he can't find that, grab a bottle and attack Urist.

Drive my boot up Barloffs crotch, then pull out the pike, slide behind him, and impale his knee.

Barloff [4] locates a railing and grabs it, snapping it off as he runs backwards up the stairs. This isn't good for the young lady sharing impalement with him. [6] Urist charges up the stairs and drives his boot into Barloff's crotch, causing him to double over in pain, but Urist gets impaled in the [2] chest with part of the wooden railing--the other part stays in Barloff's grasp--and ends up tumbling over his foe. While both are stunned, a militia dwarf comes up the stairs, yanks his pike from Barloff and the lady, and [5] stabs Urist painfully.  Other receive a rush of energy from an unknown source (+1 to all rolls next turn).

The seven watch,'on the edge of their metaphorical seats. The mediator smiles.

[NRDL]

Get up and just beat my enemy to death.  If I can.  Bite him if necessary.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Which enemy?

[Greenstarfanatic]

Shake the hand of the Militia and KEEP STABBING URIST!

[Donuts]

Knock the two's heads together, then throw them down the stairs.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Shake the hand of the Militia and KEEP STABBING URIST!

(Keep? Urist stabbed himself...)

Knock the two's heads together, then throw them down the stairs.

[2] Barloff accidentally smacks the militiadwarf and [3, 1] stabs at Urist with what remains of his bit of railing. Urist dodges into it while [5] grabbing both Barloff and the militiadwarf, knocks their heads together [4, 3], dazing the militiadwarf, and [4] tosses the two of them down the stairs, [5, 6] knocking the dazedness out of the militiadwarf's head. The militia dwarf [6] smashes Barloff into the part of the railing he broke off, spraining his arm. [5] Despite bloodloss and organ damage, Barloff is holding on. [6] Urist is doing just great, and an adrenaline rush hits him! (+1 to rolls for two turns, but -1 after that)

[Greenstarfanatic]

Run back to the actual Bar par of this...Bar... and grab a bottle.

Smash it over the edge and use it to KEEP STABBING URIST!

[Donuts]

Jump down the stairs, trying to land on Barloff's head, then take the militiadwarf, and throw him away! Also enter martial trance.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Run back to the actual Bar par of this...Bar... and grab a bottle.

Smash it over the edge and use it to KEEP STABBING URIST!

Jump down the stairs, trying to land on Barloff's head, then take the militiadwarf, and throw him away! Also enter martial trance.

[3] Barloff runs to the bar, grabs a bottle, and [4+1] smashes it on the bar, sending shards of green glass everywhere. Dual-wielding railing and bottle, Barloff runs back, [5] and the fight parts around him. Meanwhile, Urist [6+1] jumps down the stairs, stomping on the soldier's head, before bounding across the floor and [3-1] landing on Urist's head. The two tumble down to the floor, [2+1] with Urist beginning to enter a martial trance and [5, 4+1] Barloff stabbing with his weapons but unable to hit.

The seven cannot wait to see what happens next.

[Donuts]

Deliver a punch to the face, then grab him by his leg, throwing him into a wall/on a table

[Greenstarfanatic]

Deliver a STAB to the face, then grab him by his ARM, throwing him into THE FLOOR

THIS IS NOW MAD LIBS.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Deliver a punch to the face, then grab him by his leg, throwing him into a wall/on a table

Deliver a STAB to the face, then grab him by his ARM, throwing him into THE FLOOR

THIS IS NOW MAD LIBS.

[5+1] Urist punches [4] Barloff in the face, dazing him. Barloff reels, and [1+1, 3-1, 2+1] after avoiding a clumsy grab, stabs Urist in the face twice. Barloff [5-1] grabs Urist's arm and [4-1] throws him to the floor. Urist's adrenaline rush wears off, [6] but thanks in part to his trance he'll recover from the crash after a turn. In the meantime, he's got -2 for a turn. Barloff [6] gets his own adrenrush.

[Greenstarfanatic]

"WHY WON'T YOU JUST DIE?!"

STABBY STABBY STAB MCSTABBY STAB.

In other words, STAB HIM. WITH BOTH WEAPONS.