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[Greenstarfanatic]

Flip a table at Urist and run up the nearest set of stairs, if there are any.

[Kedly]

"Fernally getting up er ya?" Ger kicks Gartuk in the face.

Edit: Actually can I change that to ("Fernally getting up er ya?" Ger grabs a nearby object and slams it down on Gartuk's head)  ?

[GreatWyrmGold]

By the way, I told Jack we'd go on without him if he didn't post.

Drink, then smash the mug into Barloff's face, then kick him in the crotch

Flip a table at Urist and run up the nearest set of stairs, if there are any.

Urist drinks, then [6] smashes his mug into Barloff's face, smashing his hardy dwarven nose and causing Urist to go off-balance and stumble into the barmaid, who had just gotten off of him. Despite the flailing, Urist [1-1] tries to kick Barloff's crotch, but ends up getting tangled up with the barmaid and two off-duty militiadwarves. Barloff takes the chance to [5] flip the nearest table over at Urist, who [5-2] manages to avoid getting more than bonked in the head and covered in beer and plump helmet stew. Barloff runs up into the inn part of the tavern, [1] crashing into the mayor and a pretty young dwarf. Meanwhile, the bar brawl is in full swing for those not tangled up with Urist; the barkeep is calling for the militia and trying to find his old training sword from his earliest days in the militia.

The seven are pleased at the chaos but hope that the two dwarves start fighting each other again.

[Donuts]

Excuse myself, then shove me glorious boot up Sir Barloff's arse!

[Greenstarfanatic]

Grab an Axe from...Somewhere and try to bring the chandelier down onto Urist!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Excuse myself, then shove me glorious boot up Sir Barloff's arse!

Grab an Axe from...Somewhere and try to bring the chandelier down onto Urist!

Urist, Barloff is upstairs. Barloff, there is no chandelier and you just ran into the mayor, who is angry. Care to revise your actions?

[Donuts]

 Well then, Excuse myself, and follow Barloff, with a weapon in my hand!

[Greenstarfanatic]

Well, then, use the MAYOR as a weapon, then!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Well then, Excuse myself, and follow Barloff, with a weapon in my hand!

Well, then, use the MAYOR as a weapon, then!

Urist excuses himself to the militiadwarves and the barmaid, grabs the nearest weapon he can get--an iron pike--and hurry towards the stairs, [3] slowed only a bit by the crowd. Meanwhile, [6] Barloff is grabbing the mayor and running down the stairs. [6, 6] They collide, Barloff throwing the mayor onto Urist and Urist driving the pike into Barloff. The mayor bounces down the steps, cursing, and the young lady gasps as the pike goes through Barloff and into her!
The seven gasp. This has gotten...interesting.

[Greenstarfanatic]

((...Am I dead? If not, Here:))

Barloff removes the pike from himself and tosses it across the room. He runs back up the stairs and grabs...uhh...a decorative spear? If he can't find that, grab a bottle and attack Urist.

[GreatWyrmGold]

You're not dead. Not healthy, but not dead.

[Kedly]

How many turns till I bleed out? xD

[GreatWyrmGold]

I dunno. You could probably make it if you seek medical care soon and didn't strain yourself too much...

[mesor]

(( At this rate the tournament will end before i get to fight. ))

[GreatWyrmGold]

That won't happen. JackoftheBox will be kicked out if he doesn't post before the other fights finish. Also, NRDL needs to say what Gartuk does now that he's not busy being curbstomped.