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[Greenstarfanatic]

Ducking down low, Barloff tosses the unwieldy stone mug at whatever happens to be hanging over his opponent. He jumps away to find a weapon more suited to his tastes.

[Donuts]

Do a overhead swing on my opponent with the chair, trying to smash him into the floor

[NRDL]

Quickly dodge and grab the crossbow at the first opportunity.  Then bring the axe down.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Ducking down low, Barloff tosses the unwieldy stone mug at whatever happens to be hanging over his opponent. He jumps away to find a weapon more suited to his tastes.

Do a overhead swing on my opponent with the chair, trying to smash him into the floor

[4] Barloff hurls his mug at Urist, [3] who manages to sipestep it and [3, 6] swing his chair at Barloff. Barloff dodges, but trips over the neighboring table, spilling their drinks.

Ger makes a quick note of whether he has a good chance of hitting Gartuks face with a crossbow shot or not. He shoots for the face if he thinks he has a good chance of hitting it, he shoots for the torso otherwise. "Ger's lion pelt's er of the finest qualerty. Erve had enerf of yer hergglin"

Quickly dodge and grab the crossbow at the first opportunity.  Then bring the axe down.

Ger has an okay chance of hitting Gartuk's face, so [3] you shoot him in the neck. Meh, minor miss. Gartuk charges, grabbing for the crossbow simultaneously. [6-1, 2-1] The axe severs Ger's [4] left arm at the shoulder, but Gartuk's shoulder plows into the table as he tries to grab the crossbow, flipping him completely over the table and stunning him for a round.

The seven and spectators watch. The mediator notes that this is more like "it."

So...what's the kobold doing?

[Donuts]

Kick Barloff in the stomach while he is down, then swing the chair at him.

[mesor]

(( Id like to know that to i wanna kill the little rat already. ))

[Kedly]

"Gah! ME ARM! Yer Green Face erl gonna rergret thet!" Ger attempts to curbstomp Gartuk's face.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Barloff uses the table to quickly pull himself up and PUNCHES HIS OPPONENT IN THE FACE.

Then he grabs the nearest drink and downs it.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Kick Barloff in the stomach while he is down, then swing the chair at him.

Barloff uses the table to quickly pull himself up and PUNCHES HIS OPPONENT IN THE FACE.

Then he grabs the nearest drink and downs it.

[5] Urist kicks Barloff in the stomach, dazing him, before [2] hitting a ranger at the toppled table with his chair. The ranger [5, 2] slams his crossbow into Urist, who can't get out of the way and giving Urist a sharp pain in his chest. Barloff [6-1] pulls himself up and punches [3-1] Urist, who is going to be dazed next turn.

"Gah! ME ARM! Yer Green Face erl gonna rergret thet!" Ger attempts to curbstomp Gartuk's face.

[4] Gartuk is stomped in the face for a another turn of stunning and some disfigurement.

(( Id like to know that to i wanna kill the little rat already. ))

Where is Jackofthebox, anyway?

[Donuts]

Grab a drink, throw the ranger into Barloff

[GreatWyrmGold]

Oh, right, you wanted a drink last turn.

[1-1] You grab at a drink being carried by a passing barmaid and instead grab her, hoisting her up and dropping her on you. Probably for the best, you've clearly had too much to drink already.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Grab the rangers Crossbow and unload it into Urist.

[Kedly]

Ger stomps again. (I probably cant choke with only one arm right? xD)

[GreatWyrmGold]

Grab a drink, throw the ranger into Barloff

Grab the rangers Crossbow and unload it into Urist.

[5-1] Urist grabs a drink and [4-1] tosses the ranger into Barloff. This gives Barloff a chance to grab the ranger's crossbow [1v5], but he somehow ends up grabbing the ranger's nose instead. The ranger [6+1, 2] shoots Barloff a lot, leaving holes in his abdomen. The ranger also shoots a few other people, including the barmaid.
Can you say, bar fight?

Ger stomps again. (I probably cant choke with only one arm right? xD)

You could, you'd just take a penalty.
Ger [2] steps all over Gartuk, who is recovering and able to act next turn.

[Donuts]

Drink, then smash the mug into Barloff's face, then kick him in the crotch