"Fernally getting up er ya?" Ger kicks Gartuk in the face.
Edit: Actually can I change that to ("Fernally getting up er ya?" Ger grabs a nearby object and slams it down on Gartuk's head) ?
You can change it.
Get up and tackle that one armed freak to the ground!
[3] Ger grabs a large bag of copper and some silver coins, and [3] hurls it at Gartuk. Gartuk [2] gets hit in the head, with gleams of copper and silver streaming from the opening and over his bruised and battered body. [3] Gartuk gets up nonetheless and leaps at Ger, [3-1] who tries to dodge but is impede by the close quarters. [6] Gartuk smashes Ger through his stall's table, stunning him, but has so much momentum that he flips over, also stunned.
The merchant who Gartuk stole the axe from [4] hurls a steel hammer at Gartuk, [1], but it glances off concealed chain mail and smashes a support of the merchant's stall, causing it so collapse. [5] A bronze spear sticks into Gartuk's [4] right arm, pinning him to the ground (he is having a bad day), [1] and a copper dagger completely Moses Ger.
((...Am I dead? If not, Here:))
Barloff removes the pike from himself and tosses it across the room. He runs back up the stairs and grabs...uhh...a decorative spear? If he can't find that, grab a bottle and attack Urist.
Drive my boot up Barloffs crotch, then pull out the pike, slide behind him, and impale his knee.
Barloff [4] locates a railing and grabs it, snapping it off as he runs backwards up the stairs. This isn't good for the young lady sharing impalement with him. [6] Urist charges up the stairs and drives his boot into Barloff's crotch, causing him to double over in pain, but Urist gets impaled in the [2] chest with part of the wooden railing--the other part stays in Barloff's grasp--and ends up tumbling over his foe. While both are stunned, a militia dwarf comes up the stairs, yanks his pike from Barloff and the lady, and [5] stabs Urist painfully. Other receive a rush of energy from an unknown source (+1 to all rolls next turn).
The seven watch,'on the edge of their metaphorical seats. The mediator smiles.