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[Donuts]

Ask him if he can create some robots! With tools for hands. (Picks, hammers, shovels etc)

[GreatWyrmGold]

You ask; he agrees to try, if you'll buy the following:

5 new CPUs, $65 each
2 picks, $30 each
2 shovels, $10 each
1 axe, $15
1 sledgehammer, $15
1 carpenter's hammer, $5
1 drill, $10
2 large hands, available for $50+shipping and handling, each. (S&H is $5 for within a week, $10 for within a few days, or $25 for within-14-business-hours)
$200 other misc. parts
20 bottles of whiskey, $7 each
TOTAL: $750

Do you approve?
P.S. The cost coming to $750 was a happy accident.

[Donuts]

Perfect! And now lets perfect the mini deathray design! Maybe arm one of the robots with it

[GreatWyrmGold]

How fast of delivery do you want?

[Donuts]

Haste!

[GreatWyrmGold]

...bringing the total up to $800.

You work on the death ray, [1] and blow off your left arm. Thankfully, you were right-handed, but maybe you should go see a doctor.

[Donuts]

OMIGOSH! Go see doctah! We might have cancer, or even worse.... the 1/6 syndrome!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Heh.

You shout at Jim to drive you to the ER. You give a false name to the doctors and pay in cash you have Jim bring. Your facial burns from yesterday's death ray malfunction are being treated, too. You need to stay in the hospital overnight.

END OF DAY 2 OF VILLAINY

The next morning, around 9, a police officer comes to ask you a few questions.
"Hello, Ms. Ima Myron." You suppress snickers. "Where were you yesterday, around tenish?"

[Donuts]

Use criminal mastermind brain powah! And not roll 1-3!

[GreatWyrmGold]

3s are successes. 6s are overshots.

[3-1] I was at home, Officer."
"And what were you doing?"
"I was...um...making a computer work."
"I thought your form indicated you lived, quote, "Out in the country in a little shack without any utilities?"
"...Electricity isn't a utility?"
"Right...Look, Ms. Muron, you happen to match the description of a woman we were looking for for burglary vandalism, and manslaughters. Do you have anything to say for yourself?"
"...Damn morphine."

What do you do now?

[Donuts]

Make a thing that can zap the cop while saying intelligent stuff to save our butt!

[GreatWyrmGold]

From what? You are in a hospital bed, not a secret laboratory or a destroyed weapons-computers-and-antiques shop!

[LordSlowpoke]

From electricity. Like a true SCIENTIST!

[GreatWyrmGold]

[3-1] You jam your IV stand thingy into an outlet and hit the cop with the other end. It surprises him, but you'd better come up with something clever FAST.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Come on, it's not that hopeless. You're just a supervillain in a hospital, short an arm and burnt of face, facing a cop with nothing but an incredibly improvised IV stand stun thingy.